“I would’ve kneed you in your balls”

Last week at work I was talking with my friend, Melissa. We were joking around and she was telling me how her boyfriend was way too timid in the beginning. Too scared to touch or kiss her without asking permission.

I told her about one of the first few dates with my now wife and how we ended up back at my house and were making out. I was laying on top of her with my hands around her waist. In the heat of the moment I reached under her shirt, under her bra and grabbed a big handful of her large breast. She immediately grabbed my hand and yanked it off her boob and pulled her lips from mine. I swear I felt her leg twitch up between mine but her thigh stopped before smashing my balls. I didn’t tell Melissa that part. After I opened my eyes she had an angry look in her eyes and was staring at me. I didn’t know what to say and after a few seconds she put my hand back on her waist and said “let’s keeps that down here tonight".

At this point our coworker, Maria, sitting a few desks down butts in with “I would’ve kneed you in your balls”. Maria is about 10 years older than me, dark skin, thin waist, big boobs and a beautiful face and long black hair. At hearing this Melissa laugh and says "Yea, I might have too, you would’ve deserved it".

I wish I had continued the conversation but I couldn’t think of anything else to say. Would love to take a knee from either of these women.

A while back I did ask my wife about that incident with me grabbing her boob and she confirmed her intention was to give me a solid thump in my balls with her knee but she decided not to last second because she liked me a lot. But that if she wasn’t really into me I would have been kneed hard.