Wife kicks my nuts hard without a care

Quick story. Very long time since I last posted. I had a few drinks just now while preparing for a dinner party we have tomorrow. The wife is going on and on about things she needs me to do. I'm buzzed, silly, and telling her how "babe, yes I know I got all of that planned for tomorrow morning". She I guess just wanted to say what she wanted to say, but I already knew I'm gonna do it and keep butting in. I'm very buzzed as I write this, so maybe I was being annoying.

She had enough. She looks at me with that look. I spread my legs, beer in one hand and laughing. She pulls her foot back, slams it into my nuts hard. I fall to the ground, get back up (alcohol gives you that extra strength). I laugh some more and say babe I got it all planned....CRUNCH!!!!!

Her cute little feet, hot pink nail polish, crushed my balls with a loud thud. I fell into the fetal position, somehow not spilling my beer. I don't say a word. Pain in my stomach. I see her cute feet walk away as she's prepping for bed. She comes back by me and I squeak out "wow you got me so hard, you crushed me". She said " yeah I know, that even hurt my foot, so I'm sure your balls are probably fucked"

She never swears, so it was hot hearing that....yes, I still feel them in my stomach, thank God for the heavy buzz I got right now helping