Courtney goes on a Date

Alex was so nervous but he finally convinced himself to do it. He was going to ask Courtney out.

They had been best friends for as long as he could remember but over the last couple months he couldn’t shake the feeling that he wanted something more. Courtney had always been the hottest person he knew so Alex just accepted that being friends was as far as it would go. This was fine with him since it gave him multiple opportunities to look at her stellar body. The odd thing was that Courtney had never had a boyfriend, sure many men tried their hardest but she had always shut them down.

Alex took in a deep breath as he walked over to her house and rang the door bell. His heart was racing like crazy now.

"I'll be right there," Alex heard Courtney call out. A few seconds later Courtney opened the door and Alex’s mouth fell open. She was wearing a white tank top that was several sizes too small. Her toned stomach was exposed as the tank top just barely covered her huge rack. She had on a pair of pink booty shorts that did their job perfectly. The sides of her ass peaked out from under the shorts. Her whole body glistened with water. Her white shirt was slightly wet which made it obvious that she wasn’t wearing a bra because Alex could see the outline of her nipples through the top.

Alex stood there mesmerised by Courtney's body. He was already hard before he even got here, but now his cock was painfully throbbing .

"Hi Alex," Courtney said excitedly. “I wasn’t expecting you today.”

“I can come back if you want.” Said Alex

“Don’t be silly. I just got out of the shower. What’s up?” Courtney said.

“Umm...well..I wanted to ask you something. It might sound weird but i just needed to get it off my chest?"

“Sure. Come on in." Courtney stepped aside and motioned for Alex to enter.

Alex couldn’t help but stare at Courtney’s ass chomped at her shorts as she walked inside.

“So I know we have been friends for ages and I don’t want to ruin anything between us but I was just wondering if…” Alex said nervously fumbling over his words.

Courtney interrupted him mid sentence.” Are you trying to ask me out?”

“Yeah I was. It’s ok if you don’t want to.“ said Alex as he hung his head.

“Don’t be silly Alex. Of course I want to date you. You are one of the funniest people I know. I have been waiting for you to ask me for a couple years now.” She said as she started to jump with excitement. She flung herself at Alex giving him a huge hug. Two things happened in quick succession. The first was Courtney’s knee flew up straight into his balls and followed by his face lurching forward into her boobs. Courtney was so happy she didn’t notice Alex let out a muffled scream of pain in her cleavage. She jumped up again as she kneed him in the nuts a second time.

“Oops I just got you in the nuts.” Giggled Courtney as she freed Alex from her cleavage.

"I’m fine. You barely grazed then.” Alex said as he tried to play off the pain.

“See you always know how to make me laugh.” She chuckled at Alex scrunched up face. “So where are you going to take me for our first official date?”

“It’s a fancy new French fusion restaurant that serves you in complete darkness. It’s called Coq et Boules.” Said Alex smiling even though he was in pain be he still couldn’t believe that she wanted to date him.

“How romantic.” Said as she spun around lost in her thoughts. She kicked up her leg backwards giddy with excitement. Her foot caught Alex squarely in his throbbing balls.

“When’s dinner?” Courtney asked not noticing a wincing Alex.

"I have booked a table for 7." Said Alex as he held his sore balls.

Alex had gone home to dress up nicely for their dinner. He had put on a very nice suit and tie. The crotch of his pants was a little tight from his balls that had swollen up a little. When he picked up Courtney he saw she was wearing the most stunning dress he had ever seen on her.

It was a black cocktail dress that showed off her incredible figure. The black dress had a plunging neck line that went all the way to her bellybutton. Her massive rack was somehow being held in place even though the dress sported an incredible amount of her cleavage and sideboob. The bottom of the dress stopped just above the ground and had a slit on the side that came all the way up to her hip. Her sexy leg was exposed showing she had on a pair of gladiator boots with at least a seven inch heel.

"Wow! Courtney you look absolutely amazing." Said Alex to her with awe. How could she possibly wear such an outfit without spilling out of it? He thought

“Thanks, I have been waiting for an excuse to wear this dress. Too bad the lights will be out.” She said smiling. Alex let out an audible gulp. There was something about Courtney that she was somehow one of the most naive people he knew but also somehow managed to be the biggest tease. He never knew if she was purposely taunting him or if it was all by accident.

They entered the restaurant and were greeted by a bubbly waitress. “Follow me to your seats but watch your step.”

As they stepped through the door as the room went completely black.

“I can’t see. Can I grab your hand.” Said Courtney who reach down and squeezed on what she thought was Alex’s hand.

“That’s not my hand.” Said Alex his voice now raised a few octaves higher.

“Sorry it’s dark.” Giggled Courtney.

Alex reached down and grabbed her hand taking her grip off his balls. His fingers brushed over her smooth skin and felt the softness of her palm. They arrived to their seats and were seated by the waitress.

“This is exciting.” Said Courtney from out of the darkness.

“It’s a set menu so they surprise you with what your eating which I think will be really fun.” Said Alex excitedly

There was a few moments of silence as they both awkwardly decided on what to say.

“So what made you ask me out now.” Courtney asked breaking the silence.

“Well I have just been having a lot of fun with you lately and I just want to see more of you.”

“That’s so sweet. I have been having a lot of fun too.” Said Courtney as she let out a laugh.

“What are you laughing about?” Asked Alex

“Remember when your nuts got sucked up into the pool vacuum.” She said laughing. “that has to be one of the top 10 funniest things I had ever seen. It still makes me laugh every time I think of it.”

“Yeah it was pretty funny.” Alex said awkwardly trying to brush off the incident as no big deal but his balls still hurt just thinking about it. Luckily for Alex he was interrupted by the waitress.

“For our starter we are serving Rocky Mountain Oysters with a Béchamel sauce.” Said the waitress.

“These don’t feel like Oysters. And what is Béchamel sauce?” Asked a confused Courtney who was touching the large oval shape in front of her.

“They are bull testicles deep fried and served with a white cheese sauce.” Said the waitress dumbing down the order for Courtney.

Courtney let out a giggle of excitement.

“Wow I wonder if your balls could ever get this big, Alex.” Giggled Courtney. “I can't wait to try these, they smell delicious."

Alex felt a little nauseous just thinking about eating one.

“Wow this is really delicious.” Said Courtney who was unfazed by the whole matter. “I wonder how they remove the bull’s balls. That would be a pretty fun job to have.”

“I kind of feel bad for them.” Said Alex.

“They don’t need need their nuts, silly. Plus the bulls are probably grateful to have them removed so they don’t get caught in the barbwire or the electrical fences.” giggled Courtney “But I do feel bad for the lady cows always getting their boobies sucked dry. That wouldn’t be any fun.”

Courtney looked down and rubbed her tits thinking about her boobs going through the whole ordeal.

“But it doesn’t hurt the cows to be milked while it would hurt to have your testicles removed.” Alex was shocked by Courtney’s hypocritical thinking.

“It would be a quick snip for the bulls while cows get milked 3 times a day for their whole life.” Courtney explained. Alex didn’t want to admit he saw her point. “But I do think leaving animals with their balls can be useful. Like my mom put a shock collar on our dog’s nuts to help with training him to be more obedient.”

“That sounds painful.” Alex said surprised as he squirmed in his seat uncomfortable

“It worked really well. My mom always said that if she had a son she would have used that same technique on him.” Courtney said giggling at the thought. “It does seem like a good idea to me.”

Before Alex could mention anything the waitress returned.

“Here are your mains. We have a Toulouse Sausage served with two roasted fingerling potatoes.”

“Thanks, tell the chef that the Rocky Mountain Oyster were delicious.” Said Courtney.

“I will.” Said the Waitress as she left.

“I can’t believe they only gave me two potatoes but luckily this sausage is massive.” Said Courtney with excitement. “Don’t you hate it when fancy restaurants give you the littlest portions.”

“Yeah I know. Now i have to go to McDonald’s afterwards because I’m still hungry.” Laughed Alex glad the subject had changed.

Courtney giggled at Alex’s joke and then took a long pause before saying. "Sorry if this is going to sound like it is coming out of nowhere but I wanted to let you know that I’m a virgin.”

“Wow! Really?” Alex said nearly choking on his bite of sausage. He quickly composed himself. “That’s ok. I don’t mind.”

“I just wanted to say something before you might have brought it up. Part of me thought maybe the only reason you asked me on the date was to get in my pants.”

“What! No! The thought never crossed my mind.” Alex said hoping he was convincing enough. “There is no pressure from me. We can take as long as you need.”

“See that’s why you are the best Alex.” Courtney happily kicked her feet under the table. The top of her seven inch heel lined up perfectly with Alex’s right testicle. Alex let out a pain scream.

"Oops I almost made you a shish kabob.” Giggled Courtney

The waitress hurried over to the table “Is everything ok?”

“Yeah everything is fine I just accidentally hit his Rocky Mountain Oysters under the table.” Giggled Courtney.

The Waitress chuckled “It happens a lot here actually. Are you ready for your dessert. It’s a banana split with crushed walnuts.”

“Yum. The food has truly been amazing.” Said Courtney. Alex just nodded in agreement still suffering from a sharp pain in his right nut.

The waitress came back with their dessert which Alex was thankful for the distraction.

“This has been such a fun evening.” Courtney cheerfully said. "I am looking forward to spending more time with you.”

“Me too.” Said Alex as he reached over and took Courtney’s hand. The touch of her warm hand sent waves of excitement through his body.

“Now that we are dating it means I can drag you to things and you can’t say no. Like going to another Krav Maga class.” Courtney said excitedly.

“No! Not after what happened last time. It took me a week to recover” Said Alex scared.

“Don’t you want me to learn how to better defend myself.” As she said it she made a karate chop white her hand and kicked her right foot up forgetting what happened last time. Her heel pinned his left nut against the chair as the force of her shoe pushed down.

Alex bit his tongue to not let out a scream and disturb the restaurant again.

“Please put down your foot you have my nut pinned.” Said Alex his voice at a high falsetto

“Well I guess I’m already pretty good at defending myself.” She cheerfully laughed. “Should we head off.”

“Yeah let me get the check.” He said as they both stood up. His head felt a bit dizzy but tried to shake it off. As they kept walking Alex realised that the pain in his nutsack was much more severe then he thought and it was making him dizzy. He reached out grabbing for the wall for support in the dark. His hand felt something large and squishy as he reached out.

“Alex! I can’t believe you!” Shouted Courtney from the darkness.

“Sorry I was trying to reach for the wa…” Alex was stopped mid sentence as a disgusted Courtney brought up her hand grabbing Alex’s nuts.

“You squeeze me I squeeze you. It’s only fair.” Courtney said as her grip tightened around his nutsack. The moment happened so fast that Alex had not removed his hand from her soft breasts yet. The pain made him clench his hands tightly as he squeezed down on her rack involuntarily. This only made Courtney more angry as she squeezed his nuts as tight as she could.

“Ohh. Ow! Please stop.” Alex shouted out of desperation.

She pulled her hand away releasing a flood of pain.

“It my have been an accident but now we are even.” Courtney said with a bit of glee in her voice.

Alex’s hand was still clutched tightly to her dress as the pain coursed through his body. His head spun causing him to stumble backwards accidentally switching on the lights of the restaurant. Everyone looked up shocked to see Alex fall to the ground as he ripped Courtney’s dress cleanly off.

There were several whistles from the male customers followed by loud grunts as their partners kicked them under the table in response.

Courtney looked up and noticed the whole restaurant was staring at her. She let out a gasp as she realised she stood there almost completely naked. All she had on were her gladiator stilettos and a small pair of black lace panties that tightly clung to her ass. Her smooth skin was covered in goosebumps as she unsuccessfully tried to hide her perfect body.

“I’m so sorry Courtney. It was an accident.” Alex said as his head spun.

“I know it was an accident.” She said “but you still need to learn your lesson.”

She smiled at him as she stomped down on his groin. She stood there for a moment with all her wait on his testicles. She couldn’t help but giggle as Alex squirmed under her foot. Courtney slowly leaned down to Alex’s ear.

“I hope you learned your lesson.” She whispered.

“I…I did.” Alex whimpered

“Don’t worry, I still had a fun night and am looking forward to plenty more.” She said as she spun around on his testicles. She bent down to pick up her dress as her ass was forced into Alex’s face “You can get the check now and please don’t take too long.”

And with a little wink she stepped off Alex’s flattened balls and left the restaurant.