Ballbusting threats between wives and husbands

Hi all,
I was wondering if any of you could share any public threats you've ever heard directed from wives to husbands.  I've asked this in other places, but didn't really get any responses.  Before they calmed down  (after they had their first kid) my friend and his wife would argue all the time, and she was frequently threatening to "kick him" around other people, where it was clearly understood that she meant his balls.  There was one time, when they were horsing around in another room where he got loud, coming out afterwards explaining that she was going for his balls.  This kinda gets my motor running, as married people can't really separate the way unmarried couples can.  Thanks.