What happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas

Got to witness an epic bust last weekend.


It started with a Vegas Trip with 6 of my friends. It was a classic guys trip. A weekend in Vegas for gambling and partying. All us are married now so we don't get out very often. After a long first night of drinking and gambling someone brings up heading to the strip club. Now my one buddy Nick's wife Abby is very conservative/religious and despises strip clubs. She even made him promise he wouldn't go to one before the trip. Now why is my friend married to a neurotic controlling woman like this? Because Abby is an absolute smoke show. Easiest the hottest wife of my entire friend group.

Tall blonde, curvy body, medium size perky tits and an amazing ass.


At first Nick kept passing and telling us to go without him, but it didnt take very long til we convinced him to go. We all promised we wouldn't tell anyone we went to a strip club. So off we went to the Spearmint Rhino for an epic good time. Lots of money spent, lots of lap dances from some of the hottest strippers in the world.


Fast forward 3 weeks... All of us are at a bbq party at one of our friends house. It a very chill party in the afternoon, people are casually drinking beer out in the front yard. That's when I hear one of my friends Greg discussing our Vegas trip with some other guy at the party... He's telling this guy everything. After he's done talking to him, I walk over to Greg and basically told him to STFU, as Abby is at the party. He kind of shrugs me off like its not a big deal.


Fast forward 1 hour... I'm drinking beer talking to someone inside the house when I hear some woman yelling outside. I walkout to see Abby yelling at Nick. The party got strangely quiet as everyone stopped talking to watch this drama unfold. As angry as she looked, she still looked hot AF.


Thats when Abby yells at Nick: "Did you really go to a fucking strip club!?!"


I remember thinking at this point he has to lie. There is no benefit in telling the truth in this situation.


Nick just stands there terrified and sheepishly says "Yes."


Within seconds of this response Abby snaps a lightning fast soccer kick right between Nick's legs crushing anything he had hanging in-between. You could hear the thud/crunch from his nuts absorbing the impact from his wife's foot. Every guy at the party instinctually grabbed their own balls as we could all feel the shockwave of pain that Abby. Nick fell to the ground and curled up in the fetal position as Abby angrily walked away. Guessing the strip club wasn't worth it to take a shot like that.