I had him!

My husband has been into strong women since before I met him. I’m not completely sure why he was in to me, because I was anything but a tough women before he met me. He was always telling me if I’m ever in a sticky situation with a man, to go for his nuts.

I’m not into sports and I hate running. I have however done weightlifting so I am reasonably strong for a woman. I don’t like to even think about how he sometimes fantasizes about me. However, over the years, he has created a bit of monster, if that’s the right word.

He insisted, practically begged me to take self defense classes. Going for the nuts was one of our principal moves. I practiced it a lot.

Anyone who is married will probably know sometimes your spouse really pisses you off. There have been times where I really have felt like giving him what he says he wants and mashing his balls. It would be very easy.

But I resist. I am a good Christian woman. But once in a while, he will really piss me off, and rather than reaching out and crushing them, I’ll send a fist in the general direction of his balls. I usually miss on purpose. Sometimes I don’t. He is fairly adept at blocking. He took karate when he was younger and is pretty athletic.

Anyway, when I started throwing a fist towards his balls, he started getting a little more tentative. He’d like stop like he was … intimidated. I kind of thought he was just role playing.

Then one day, I sent a fist in his direction, and suddenly he started attacking me. It was like he was trying to pummel me, just more of a sexual assault, though I didn’t consider it assault. I’m not sure what exactly he was trying to do, he was fondling my breasts and kind of throwing me around.

I decided to go ahead and do what I was trained to do, what my husband always told me to do, and grab those nuts. So I grabbed at his nuts. It was wonderful because I totally had my muscular husband on the run and on the defensive. It seemed like all he could really do was just try to protect his nuts.

I had this massive stud curling up in a ball so my little hands wouldn’t grab his nuts! He’d curl up, and then I’d let him go, then he’d come after me again. I didn’t mind terribly, but after about 10 minutes I got a little tired of it. I let him off the hook and then he’d come after me again.

Finally though! I’m not sure what he doing. He was behind me and I think he thought he had my hands trapped but I had my right hand free and I reached back and Oh boy! I had my big old husband by the balls! It was absolutely wonderful I had his little balls in the palm of my hand.

I could have totally flattened them right out. I used to work in a factory for years, I have very strong hands. I used to bend up steel dunnage for disposal into the trash. Flattening a testicle would be easy for me I think. But what did I do?

Nothing, I just let him go. We both knew his nuts were done if I wanted to. What did he do? He did what I assume most men do when their wife completely owns them, he pretended like it didn’t happen and just kept on doing whatever he was doing. He threw me down and pushed me arm up behind my back. I completely stopped resisting because I won our little struggle.

A few seconds later he finally accepted he’d been beaten and he stopped fighting me. It was a great victory, but I never bragged even a little. I only stated once after our tussle I had him by the nuts. He said he knew I did, which was all I needed to hear. We both knew what that meant.

I found out a little later that he’d gotten tired of capitulating to me ever him I punched at his nuts. He was trying to teach me a lesson, but instead, I taught him one. I wish I could say that was it, and he never challenged me again, but it was not and he has.

For me though, it was a bit of a clarion moment. I had my husband by the balls! More importantly, I think I could get them anytime if I really wanted them. What I realized is I just need to close the distance and grab him so he can’t strike me very well, then reach a hand down and grab the danglers. Once I’m after the balls, he seems to be all defense. He might not want to accept it, but I’ve got a fairly good chance against him if I really wanted to.

Luckily for him, I don’t really want to.