Short Story

One day I was at the poolside sitting on one of those lawn chairs that have rubberized straps that act as the seat. They've got a lot of give to them.

As I lounged, a beautiful woman rose up out of the water in the pool. She pulled herself up out of the water directly in front of me. She had dark skin and glistening blond hair. Her breasts were barely contained in her bikini top and she wore a thong bottom. She was fit and had musclar legs and butt. She turned around once and gave me a full view of her plump buttocks. She was an absolute babe.

I caught myself staring and I noticed her eyebrows raise in a question. She nodded at me and then came over and sat next to me.

"What are you up to bro, did you enjoy watching the water drip off my boobs?" She asked.

"I, ummm, errr, I'm just sitting here tanning." I replied.

Suddenly, I felt the strap of my lawn chair that was right beneath my testicles stretch down and then "snap!" it sprang back up into my balls.

"Ouch! What was that?!" I exclaimed.

"I was just testing out the stretch of the straps of this chair. It's very springy!" She told me with a huge grin.

She lifted her hand up under the chair and squeezed her hand between the straps and grabbed my scrotum. She squeezed my ballsack firmly.

"Please don't stare at my breasts, ass, or crotch again. You're being a creep." She said directly. She was looking directly at my eyes and waited for my reply.

"Ummm, I, error, I wasn't!" I stammered.

She tightened her grip, causing me to squirm.

"Okay, okaaay! I won't stare at your body again!"

She's released my balls and stood up to leave. I stood up as well and started examining my testicles from outside my bathing suit because they were hurting.

"You creep!" She yelled.

I suddenly I felt a sharp kick from her barefoot directly on my testicles. It was a hard kick and she hit both testes. Her foot bounced off my sack and she recoiled and delivered another hard kick, straight into my nuts.

"You better go straight to the doctor and get that nutsack checked out. Fix your attitude bro, or next time I'm gonna punt your bollocks into space. A man's balls are weak and sensitive and I'm gonna use that fact to protect myself and other women from people like you!"

I limped home and iced my balls for the rest of the day.