Smart and Cold Blooded.

Erin and Melissa were best friends. They hung out all the time. Both were married but their husbands traveled a lot. They were of similar build. Both were on the heavy side. Not huge but about 20 lbs overweight. They were very beautiful despite that. They both always dressed very nice and got their nails done every 10 days. They wore all the accessories, bracelets, watches, rings, ankle bracelets, toe rings, etc. Erin as 5'4, black hair, with matching Dark purple finger and toenail polish. Melissa was 5'2, blond hair, and matching French on her finger and toenails.

Both ladies had been bored over the last several months, so they took a self-defense class together and had a ball. It had ended a couple weeks ago. They were shopping when they were talking about how they were bored since the self-defense class ended. Erin said "who thought you would miss kicking a guy in the nuts for 2 hours every week" as they both laughed. Melissa said, "it would be nice to have an opportunity to try it out one day". As if the universe was listening, a rude man bumped into Melissa and said, "watch it bitch."

Before she could say anything, she heard a sharp cry before she saw Erin's foot sticking out from between the guys' legs. They were both wearing flip flops and before she kicked him Erin kicked her flip flop off, so she did not have to worry about it flying off during the kick. As Melissa watched the typical expressions every guy gets when kicked really hard in the nuts unexpectedly; the surprise, the realization of pain, the acceptance that she just destroyed you, and the embarrassment and humbling that a smaller woman just kicked your ass, well balls, and you will not be able to get up anytime soon.

Melissa said "Oh My God. I think you just kicked them up into his throat." As she mocked him by pretending to hold her own groin in mock sympathy. Erin said "the class paid off for sure. I could feel his balls flatten against my toes. I did not think they could even do that. I thought they were going to burst." They both laughed hard. While this conversation was happening, the man had grabbed between his legs, fell to his knees, then rolled into the fetal position whimpering and crying. The two women looked down at him with proud looks as they giggled at his misfortune.

There were a college aged couple nearest to them when this occurred. The guy cringed and said "oh damn. From behind. That is always the worst. She kicked him like she was punting a football." The girl laughed and said "oh yeah she kicked him really hard. I think he really deserved it and I almost feel bad for him." As she laughed.

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