This is a stupid idea

Okay so first off I'm going to say I know for a fact this is a really dumb idea but a while back I had a suggested a "funny" story (like maybe he likes being busted but is scared that if she finds out he likes it she will stop busting him, yet takes brakes like needing to go to the bathroom or needing to get something to drink and then comes right back into position) and someone took the challenge but it wasn't exactly like I was hoping it would be
Onto the actual stupid idea part of this post... A story full of dad jokes (jokes that aren't necessarily actually funny but get a good chuckle because they're just dumb)