Fempire Chapter 13: Reunions

“You!” Colin shouted.

“Me,” Hornyt nodded. She glanced down at Colin’s swollen, bruised, and (in one case) twisted balls. “You’ve grown.”

“They wouldn’t be so big if you’d let me empty them yesterday,” Angie responded.

“Perhaps,” Hornyt admitted. “But I was talking about the swelling.” She turned back to Colin, taking off her sunglasses to look him in the eye. “Your balls have taken a lot of punishment since last we met. Hard to believe it was only yesterday. Still, it is to be expected. When women see a beehive they see a criminal, and any good citizen would want to discipline a criminal when they see one. It’s their civic duty.”

“Aubrey, what’s going on?” Cleets asked.

“Aubrey?” Hornyt laughed. “Is that what you told them your name was?”

“We needed to get past the gate somehow,” Angie shrugged.

“I’ll have to add impersonating an officer to your list of crimes.”

“You never told us what crime Colin committed to get locked up in the first place.”

Hornyt stood still for an agonizingly long moment, watching Colin’s twisted testicle move with each breath, knowing that it must be sending tremors of agony up his nerves. She walked up to Angie, and put her face so close to her that they were almost kissing. “True, I believe you are owed some answers. But not here. Follow me.”

As much as Colin hated this woman, he couldn’t help but feel his dick twitch at the prospect of her and Angie kissing. That twitch only hurt his blue balls more, especially his twisted left low hanger. “Can’t walk,” he gasped.

“Colin can’t go anywhere with his twisted testicle,” Angie said, rubbing her fiancé’s head and urging him not to speak.“We’ve been trying to find you all day, so just explain yourself now… officer.” Angie added that last word at the end of the sentence to retain some semblance of respect for the woman she hated more than anyone.

Without breaking eye contact with Angie, Hornyt reached down and grabbed Colin’s left ball. He yelped in pain and shook in her grasp. “Don’t struggle,” she said without a hint of inflection. She walked her fingers up his ball chord slowly, finger by finger. When she got to the top of his left chord, she released all but two fingers. She pressed her fingers together by the nails, so they were sharply pressing against his twisted chord on both sides. Then, so quick Angie could hardly see it, Hornyt pulled her hand all the way to the bottom of Colin’s chord. His nut spun quickly and violently, rotating three times until it was safely (yet painfully) untwisted.

Colin shrieked, and collapsed back onto the bed holding his nuts.

“Colin!” Angie screamed, her spit flying into Hornyt’s slightly open mouth.

“There,” Hornyt said. “I’ve cured his torsion. Now follow me. We have much to discuss.” Without another word, she turned around, passed Cleets and Heels (who had come to the doorway amidst the yelling), and left the room. The only sound she made was the clack of her heels as they went down the stairs.

“That bitch,” Angie growled, before looking back to Colin, still writhing in pain. “Come on Colin.”

“Can’t breathe,” he gasped. “Please don’t make me go with her. She’s gonna cut off my balls and feed them to her cat.”

“Oh please,” Angie rolled her eyes. “Don’t be so dramatic. If she wanted to castrate you she could’ve just done it, and neither of us would be able to stop her.” Angie held back a tear saying that. It reminded her that she was still not able to protect her man’s balls like a good wife should. She shrugged it off quickly, then, not wanting her Colin to see her as weak, she slapped his left ball and, before he could yelp in pain, said “come on, lets get some answers.”

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“Hornyt, darling. It’s been far too long. You’re looking wonderful. Did your boobs get bigger since last time you were here?” Flo asked her long time colleague. The way Hornyt was standing in front of Flo’s desk, the receptionist had a perfect view of her chest.“

A button popped off of my top just last week. So sweet of you to notice.” Hornyt smiled at Flo and shook her tits a little just to show them off. The food in the fempire contained hormones meant to keep all women healthy and beautiful. This ensured even the smallest women in the fempire had at least C cup breasts, but when you’re a yellow jacket, you had access to even stronger hormones, creating boobs so big a man could hardly get his hands around them. Sure, the food did cause some men’s penises to shrink, but not all men deserved to have sex anyway, so what was the difference if a few were too small to fuck? “Want to touch them?”

“Sure,” Flo reached over and gently cupped the side of Hornyt’s boobs. “Oh, I should tell you that a couple was looking for you earlier. They asked for you by name. Well, by codename. Don’t worry though, all I showed them was the door.”

“Thank you Flo, but I’m well aware of their presence. In fact, they’re with me right now.”

“I don’t see them,” Flo said, having to crane her head past Hornyt’s big boobs to see.

“They’ll be in here soon. It seems the man acted a fool and got his balls twisted. The woman is carrying him, but it’s making things go boringly slow.”

“Are you gonna slap his balls around a few times when you get him in a room? Teach him a lesson about wasting your time?”

“I think someone has been teaching him that lesson for almost two days now. Have you seen his testicles? Yesterday you could fit them both in the palm of your hand. Now they’re almost as big as my boobs.”

“That’s not possible,” Flo giggled, giving Hornyt’s tits a squeeze.

“Thank you, but you get my point. I don’t think busting them anymore is the answer.”

Flo pouted.

“No, I think this one would be better served with some teasing.

”Flo smiled, lightly pinching Hornyt’s right nipple. “Oooh, gonna get him all hot and bothered huh?”

“It shouldn’t be difficult. He hasn’t cum in over a year. If I bring him right to the edge I think I can get him to agree to anything. I won’t have to hurt him anymore.”

Angie stumbled into the door with Colin’s arm over her shoulder. “Let’s get this over with,” she saw Flo holding Hornyt’s tits. “What’s going on here?”

Colin lifted his head to see what Angie was talking about. It had previously been buried in her shoulder. “Oh god,” he screamed, feeling his nuts tighten as he saw where Flo’s hands were.

“Good plan,” Flo said, eyeing Colin’s balls. “Maybe I can help you get started.” Without another word, Flo threw her face into Hornyt’s tits and motorboated them loudly. Hornyt hid her initial shock and giggled girlishly. Much more girlishly than Colin expected to hear from a monster like her. Still, she was absolutely beautiful. And those tits, oh god.

“Keep staring, Colin, I’m sure that’ll make your balls feel better,” Angie scoffed. “Maybe if you look hard enough your penis will break the beehive.”

“That’s enough, dear,” Hornyt told Flo. She lifted the receptionist’s face from her cleavage, and give her a single soft kiss with just a hint of tongue. It was enough to make Colin drool onto Angie’s shoulder.

“Ew, Colin. Keep it in your pants. They’re just lesbians for goddess’s sake.”

“I’m not wearing pants,” Colin protested.

“And I like men,” Hornyt said, as she approached the couple. “I like them hard,” her coiled her fingers around Colin’s engorged penis, and gave it a tantalizing squeeze through the beehive. “So, if swapping spit with this fine receptionist gives you a stiffy, I’m only too happy to oblige. You’re a pretty young thing yourself,” Hornyt said, eyeing Angie up and down. “I’m sure if we fooled around your fiance would love it.” Hornyt squeezed Angie’s left boob without shame.

“Ya, right up until the beehive shocked his cock off,” Angie looked at her trembling fiance. On the hand she felt bad for him, being so bottled up and having all of these beautiful women around to rub his need in his face. But on the other hand, it didn’t matter how long Colin had been unable to cum, it was disrespectful of him to be ogling all these other women. He was going to be marrying her, so she should be enough for him. “Let’s just get this over with,” she demanded.

“Follow me,” Hornyt said, tugging Colin by his throbbing cock, and moving her fingers in a way so that every step they took brought Colin closer to the edge. He tried not to stare at Hornyt’s tight bum, but it swayed so sexily one cheek after the other. “I reserved a room so we could have some privacy.”

“THERE YOU ARE!” A woman yelled from the front door.

“Oh goddess no!” Colin cried as Aubrey stomped over to him.

“I knew it was you two I saw coming in here. You’re in huge trouble.” She took out her ball taser and jammed it directly into Colin’s right ball. Hornyt, rather than stopping this from happening, twisted her wrist so that just before Aubrey’s taser made contact, Colin’s orgasm went over the edge. This caused the beehive shock his balls just as the taser was making contact. Hornyt let go, and let Colin drop to the ground convulsing in electrical testicle pain. But Aubrey was not done. She got on the floor with Colin and stabbed his nuts with the taser so hard that not only did the shock persist, but the taser also left a shallow cut his scrotum. “You thieving worm! I’ll shock your balls until they explode!”

“Angie! ANGIE! DO SOMETHING” Colin shrieked at higher and higher octaves.

“Officer, good news. We found your motorcycle,” Angie lied as casually as she could. “We drove all the way here to return it.”

“Save it lady,” Aubrey huffed, grabbing one of Colin’s legs and putting them each under a shoulder. She lifted her foot high above his balls. “I knew you two were trouble from the moment I confiscated your horse.”

”Did you say horse?” Hornyt asked.

“What’s it to you?” Aubrey spat.

“I’m the Yellow Jacket taking over this investigation.”

“Yellow Jacket?” Aubrey murmured. She froze in place, her foot hovering over Colin.

“I take it you were the officer on the scene?”

“Yes, ma’am. Office Aubrey.”

“The same officer Aubrey this woman impersonated to get in here?”

“Um,” Aubrey didn’t know how to answer that.

"Mind telling me what you were doing while these two were stealing your police vehicle?”

“Interrogating other suspects.”

“What other suspects?”

“THERE SHE IS!” Dale had pushed himself halfway through the door to the building as he pointed at Angie with one hand. He hobbled over to her, holding his balls with his free hand. “That’s the woman who stole your chopper.”

“Gee thanks for the tip captain obvious,” Aubrey said.

“This man is a witness?” Hornyt asked.

“Yes!” Aubrey said excited for an excuse for her negligence. ”And I was able to get a whole bunch of information out of him. Tell the officer what happened, Dale.”

“You mean how they tricked you into attacking me so they could steal your-“

“NO!” Aubrey stomped her foot. A mewling came from Colin on the floor below her.

“Please take your full weight of my BALLS!” Aubrey twisted her foot on Colin’s left nut at his last word. She clearly had no intention of letting up the pressure. God he hated this woman. At least the Hornyt seemed to have some self control, this lady was just crazy. It made him think things a good boy was not supposed to think about a woman, not even a bad woman.

“Not that part, you idiot!” Aubrey yelled at Dale, completely ignoring Colin’s pleas. “Tell her the part that makes me look good.”

“Which part was that?” Dale asked.

“Those sounds she made in the bathroom were pretty impressive,” Colin coughed.

The room fell silent. Angie stared at her husband in shock.

“What was that?” Aubrey said. Taking her foot off his balls, allowing him to cup them.

“You heard me,” Colin looked up defiantly at the woman he robbed earlier that day. He didn’t care anymore. He turned to Hornyt. “You should’ve seen her rubbing her clit so hard I thought it was going to fall off. She made it so easy to steal the keys. I thought women were supposed to be so much smarter and more controlled, but this lady is a mindless slave to her orgasms. Just like a man-“

“AHHHHHH!” Aubrey pounced on Colin like a mad lioness and dove straight for his bruised balls. Her wrists met his and dug into his fingers and the veins on his forearms in an animalistic attempt to pry his balls from his hands.

“Help! ANGIE! SOMEBODY!” Colin shrieked as he felt Aubrey unpeel his fingers from his groin.

“Are you going to stop her?” Angie asked Hornyt.

Hornyt shrugged. “He’s your fiancé.”

“I can’t get into that scrap,” Angie bemoaned. “I don’t have the training. Ooooh,” Angie winced as Aubrey clamped her fist around Colin’s prize plums.

“HEEEEELP!”

“You shouldn’t have provoked her, Colin,” Angie sighed, seeing no way to protect her husband to be. Rather than try, she just watched with a mixture of respect for the man who grew big enough balls to stand up to himself, and pity for the fool who should’ve known how this would turn out for him. She turned her head and noticed Dale staring at her. He quickly turned his eyes when he saw her looking back at him. “What?”

“Nothing ma’am,” Dale said.

“No, you want to say something,” Angie said.

“I have nothing to say to you ma’am,” Dale looked away from Angie, but was finding it hard to find anywhere decent to look in this foyer. It was all beautiful women who he knew better than to ogle, or a man in too much pain for him to stomach looking at, even if that man was partially responsible for Dale’s current predicament.

“You’re lying,” Angie said, not letting it go so she could tune out what was happening to Colin. “You have something to say but you don’t want to admit it, just like at the restaurant. Oh, the restaurant! You still don’t like the way I dress,” Angie said, pushing her tits out towards Dale.

“No, I’m not upset with how you dress goddess dammit! I’m angry that you had all those women stomp on my balls.”

“In my defense, I really did think you took the chopper.”

“You took the chopper!” Dale yelled.

“Well I couldn’t let her think that,” Angie said, looking down at the officer who was currently switching from pinching her fiancé’s left testicle then switching to the right in a steady rhythm of torture. “No hard feelings?” She smiled.

“You turned every woman in that restaurant against my balls so you could steal a cop’s motorcycle, made her so mad that she ruptured one of my testicles, and I’m supposed to just shrug it off with no hard feelings?”

“Well, this is the fempire,” Angie reminded him.

“I forgive you,” he said contritely. “No hard feelings.”

“And we didn’t steal your chopper,” Angie protested, talking to Aubrey now. "We borrowed it. We left it right at the gate for you-“

“Oh I know where you left it,” Aubrey interrupted, pulling Colin’s balls up tight in the sack so his chords were pulled up and away from his body as tightly as they could stretch. “We saw what you do to the toll booth attendant. I’ve got to hand it to you, I’ve done some nasty stuff in my day. But to cut off a guy’s scrotum? You’re even crueler that I am.”

“Ew, I didn’t cut off anyone’s scrotum,” Angie said.

“That was me.” Hornyt said.

“You cut off his nutsack?” Angie asked, disgusted.

“I had no choice. The way you left him, with that motorcycle driving away with his balls. If I hadn’t removed his scrotum, both of his testicles would’ve been ripped clean off. It was the merciful thing to do.”

“I’m sure he had it coming,” Aubrey chimed in. “All men have it coming one way or another. Especially this one,” She motioned to Colin, pulling his balls higher into the air. “Get up, I’m not done with you.”

“Please! Don’t hurt him anymore!” Angie said, watching Aubrey pull Colin all the way up on his weak feet by his balls. “He’s learned his lesson, please.”

“I don’t believe that for a second,” Aubrey hiked her spiky kneepad into Colin’s nuts. THUD! Colin breathed out, his eyes wide.

“Colin!” Tears streamed down Angie’s face. She felt so helpless. No matter what she did, she couldn’t save his balls.

THUD! Another knee.

“Aubrey, that’s enough,” Hornyt said.

“But ma’am, my prisoner needs to be punished for what he-“

“He’s not your prisoner. I took him in. All you managed to do was let him rob you.”

“But-“

“You’re off this case. I’m going to interrogate my prisoner now. You stay here, and when I’m done, you’re going to give me a full debriefing of how you let this happen, and then I’ll decide what do with your badge. Are we clear?”

“Yes ma’am,” Aubrey bowed her head, and let Colin drop to the ground.

Colin was relieved, but mostly he was surprised that anyone could tell this psychotic cop what to do. When he finally lifted his head from between his legs he saw Hornyt’s hand reached out for him. He didn’t trust it.

“If I wanted to hurt you more your balls would already be under my feet.” Colin took her hand and she lifted him to his feet. Then she crouched down herself, and stared right at his tired flaccid penis. “Come on,” she said, humming so the vibrations made Colin’s cock twitch. “Let’s get you straightened out.”

Hornyt opened the door to the interrogation room, and gently guided Colin through it. Angie followed with a dejected look on her face. How was it possible that the woman who locked Colin in a beehive was better at protecting his balls than she was. Maybe Hornyt should be his wife, she thought. Hornyt closed the door behind her, leaving Aubrey and Dale in the hall. It is a good thing that the room was soundproof, otherwise they would’ve all heard Aubrey’s scream of frustration, followed by Dale’s scream of anguish.