Lifeguarding in New Jersey, Part 5 aftermath

“Fuck man” Mike said to Jay and Brett. “They rammed my nuts into the pole three fucking times! That pole fucking hurts.”

“Dude, that sucks,” Jay said with genuine sympathy. Normally he’d laugh at Mike’s pain but having gone through it all week himself without recourse against the girls changed Jay’s tune on nut shots.

"They were all laughing at me,” Mike said. “And they went full force. No fucking mercy. They loved it, man. They were saying shit like ‘I saw his balls get squished, let's do it again!.”

Brett said “I heard they recorded it.”

“Yeah, they got the last time -- one phone on my junk getting crushed and another on my face.”

Brett laughed. “I’m sorry man, but that’s gonna be a hell of a TikTok – your broken balls on one side of the screen and your face in agony on the other.”

“Yeah man,” Mike said. “And before that you see me literally begging them not to rack my balls again.”

“Please, I want to have kids,” Jay said in a high pitched voice, laughing.

"You know it's going viral," Brett said. "Everyone is going to see it."