I Just A Ballbuster Dirtbag, Baby

**PSA: This isn't my normal style but I thought it would be a fun challenge and a change of pace for April Fools. Also, for context, obviously, the subjects are 18+.**

Her name is Noelle, she’s into busting balls\~

And I'm into it; Oh yes, I dig it\~

She's got this wicked smile,

And when she strikes, she leaves me in a daze\~

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'Cuz she's just a teenage ballbuster, baby!

She puts them crying on the floor!

Yeah, she's just a teenage ballbuster- oh please, bust me\~

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Yeah, Noelle's a ballbuster\~

She'll crush your nuts,

leave you in a fluster,

But there's something 'bout her I can't deny\~

She'll make you beg,

As she crushes your eggs\~

But there's a fire in her eyes,

That I can't deny\~

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'Cuz she's just a teenage ballbuster, baby!

She puts them crying on the floor!

Yeah, she's just a teenage ballbuster- oh please, bust me\~

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Ooh, yeah, dirtbag!

No, she doesn't care who she's kicking\~

Ooh, yeah, ballbuster!

No, she doesn't care who she's kicking\~

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If she could just see,

I'm caught in her spell\~

Is that her approaching me?

This can't be real\~

My knees start to shake,

Can I finally get my balls kicked?

"I'm going to knee your balls, little baby,

If you don't cry, then maybe, just maybe\~

I'll be your girlfriend and pleasure you!"

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Ooh, yeah, dirtbag!

Guess whose balls she's kicking\~

Ooh, yeah, ballbuster!

Yo, now mine are the ones she's kicking\~