A Goblin's April Jewels and Mewls 2 (Non-Castration ver.)

Hey everyone!

This is the second part of my contribution to the "April Jewels" challenge. Once again, my goblin maid Noxi fucks up every pair of testicles she can find! This chapter contains the second half of the prompts, plus a bonus one.


Like before, I’ve made two alternate versions of this story. This one does not contain castration, and is the canon version. The second version does contain popping, because I simply couldn't resist letting Noxi go all out and be as intense as she wants :)


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Kick/Mistake
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Maid dresses and boots were not designed to be easy to run in, something Noxi learned as she nearly face-planted on the floor. She just hoped she wasn’t late.

The target of today’s prank was Burud, one of the cooks. He had been on her bust-list for quite a while, but she hadn’t yet gotten an opportunity to get him. She had chosen him because she had finished her work early today. If everything had gone right, there would be just enough time for her to make it across the castle and crack his nuts before he retired for the night.

Everything had not gone right, however. As Noxi had begun to make her way to the kitchen, she turned a corner just in time to see a guy get sack-tapped by his lady companion. Walking alongside him, the female goblin swung her fist right into her friend's groin, knocking him to his knees. Compared to Noxi’s pranks, it barely even qualified as a hit. But a bust was still a bust, and that meant that the maid was physically unable to resist stopping in her tracks to watch and laugh for a good ten minutes. She congratulated the woman for the fine work, taking the opportunity to gossip about all the April Jewels shenanigans they’d seen today. The guy was fine almost immediately, but stayed on his knees, not saying anything in case they decided to get him again.

The two only stopped their little chat when they heard the distinct thump and yelp of another ballbust from a nearby room. The other woman immediately ran to see what had happened. Noxi made to do the same, but the sound suddenly jolted her memory, reminding her that she was in a hurry. Quickly, she turned and began running.

Burud’s shift was going to end soon, so she was in a rush, sprinting down the halls. As the goblin made her way down the hallway, she noticed that the light coming from the windows was dimming. Oh no! That meant the sun was setting, which was exactly when Burud finished for the day! Her plan was going to be ruined if she didn’t catch him in time! The maid had several pranks planned for tomorrow, so many, in fact, that she didn’t have space for anymore. She had to get him today.

There was only one person in the kitchen, his back turned to her. Thankful that she had made it just in time, Noxi ran up and threw a kick so hard she completely lost her balance. Falling onto her back, her aim was thrown off, resulting in her foot slamming straight into the other goblin’s left nut with incredible power.

~WHAM~

She really wished she wasn’t wearing boots, the squish didn’t feel nearly as satisfying. With a choked gasp, the cook fell forward, collapsing on his front. Legs spread, his hands were unable to shield himself in time before Noxi threw a second, straight kick that pounded his other ball completely out of shape. It trembled under the pressure, flattening out agonizing thin.

Unexpectedly, Noxi actually didn’t laugh at this. Sitting up and dusting herself off, she watched the male curl into a ball and pouted.

“Hey! Why’d you fall down? I can’t do my prank if you aren’t standing up! I had this all planned out, Burud! Can you get up so I can try again?”

With labored breaths and pained groans, he rolled over to face her. “I-I’m n-n-not B-Burud!”

“What? Oh! It’s you, Tus!” Standing up and looking down at him, Noxi slapped her head for being dumb. She had mixed him up with one of the other cooks, how silly. “I totally thought you were Burud! Though I guess he is bald and you’re not, but I was looking between your legs, so I didn’t notice that!”

“Uggghh, y-you … you didn’t h-have to hit m-me that hard … oh fuuck …”

“I didn’t mean to! I mean I did, but not on you! And you didn’t need to fall down! It wasn’t even that hard!”

Tus remained curled up, attempting to control his breathing. Though goblin balls were less sensitive than other races, getting them whacked still hurt. “Y-you’re the sixteenth person to kick … uggh… m-me in the last hour.”

“Oh, okay! Do you know where Burud is, though?”

Before the cook could reply, the door swung open. The figure walking in barely had time to take in what was happening before Noxi turned on her heels and launched another kick, even harder than the two before.

~SMACK~

“OOF!”

Though this second goblin’s balls fared better, he still fell forward, knocking Noxi over. She just laughed in response, rolling over on top of him. “GOTC- wait, you’re not Burud either!”

The frustrated maid sighed, continuing to straddle the other goblin, who she now recognized as Zimzic, one of the castle’s guards. He tried to clutch himself, but her body was blocking him. “Goddess above, Vaf! What was that for?”

“I thought you were someone else! What are you doing here, anyway?”

“Get off! And I was on my way to get my armor for the night watch! I heard a scream and came to see what happened.”

“Oh yeah, Tus got his balls squished! I got him confused for Burud too!”

“Burud just left, I saw him going to bed on my way here.”

“DANG IT! I missed him! Now I gotta wait until next week! UGGGGGHHHH! I had it all planned out too! I was gonna get him from behind then- actually wait, lemme just show you!”

“W-what?”

Jumping up, she forcibly grabbed and spread his legs. He and Tus gasped, but her leg was already rearing back. “You’re gonna love it! I was gonna soften his balls up with a few kicks like this-”

“No wait! Don-”

~WHAM~


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Squeeze/Surprise
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Noxi had newfound respect for the guards. This armor was heavy, hot, and too large. Granted, she could have switched it for another set that was a smaller size, but she really didn’t feel like taking all of it off and on again. It’d taken her nearly thirty minutes to put it on, since she had no idea what she was doing. How guards were supposed to get dressed in five minutes was beyond her.

As did their ability to not constantly run straight into walls and doors. The large helmet obscured her vision, she could barely see through the closed visor. Though, at least that meant her face was covered, so no one could possibly tell it was her.

“Hey, Vaf!”

“Hello!” Noxi waved to the other maid, continuing to stumble her way down the hall all sneaky like … straight into another wall.

~Donk~

“Ow!”

Okay, that was it. She needed to get this over with already before she gave herself a concussion. All that was left was to climb the stairs. Accepting the risk of being recognized, she lifted the visor so that she could see. Only tripping once, with a not-so-quiet crash, the goblin finally made it to the roof of the keep.

The male guard she had been tracking was right where she had hoped to find him: at his post. His crossbow was resting against the parapet, and he was leaning over the wall, as if he was looking for someone down below. Most likely, this someone was Silx, a female guard. Noxi didn’t know this guy’s name, but she had overheard Silx talking with him earlier in the day. They had spoken in whispers, but the (very much not eavesdropping) maid caught their plan. From what she could gather, the two were together, and this was apparently his orgasm day. Silx had her shift early in the morning, while he was right after. As it was rather difficult to stay alert when your thoughts were overwhelmed with the desire to cum, he would need some relief. And since he only got to cum once a year, his partner wanted to make it special, and get him off herself.

Within seconds of hearing this, Noxi had already formulated her prank: dress up like a guard and pretend to be Silx. It wouldn’t be too hard. Aside from the fact that the two women looked nothing alike, they were basically distinguishable from each other. He certainly didn’t seem to be able to tell the difference, though he had not looked her way yet. He was too busy rubbing his crotch and doing his job. This meant that he didn’t notice Noxi tiptoeing up to him until her arms wrapped around him.

“Oh!” He flinched, but relaxed as she hugged him tightly. “Don’t sneak up on me like that, babe! What are you doing here so early? I thought your watch didn’t end for another few minutes?”

His attempt to turn and face his lover was countered. Bumping him slightly, she pushed him to lean over the wall. She kept her hug tight, not saying anything and sliding both hands down his chest. He grabbed her arms, pushing back into her. “Wait, right here? What if someone sees us?”

Despite his reservations, he didn’t protest as she slipped her hands into his trousers. Nor did he protest as her gloved hands brushed past his cock to gently cup his testicles. She rolled them in her grip for a second, getting into position. His right hand reached back to grab her for support, placing itself on her ass. Her embrace tightened around his waist.

“We’re just getting right to it, huh? It’s funny,” he moaned, thrusting into her touch a bit, “all year long, I never even think about sex, then all of a sudden it’s all I can think about. Thank you again for doing this, I was just about to- GAH!”

To be honest, Noxi hadn’t listened to a word he said. She was too focused on squeezing his nuts as flat as they could possibly go. The thick leather gloves lessened the wonderful sensation, but still allowed her to bear down with all her might. It wasn’t long before she could feel the two orbs starting squish between her fingers. Being a soldier, he was used to handling pain, but this was too much. After bucking and stumbling around for a few seconds, his body seemed to realize that there was going to be no escape from the horrible pressure. His legs slowly buckled, dropping to his knees. She followed him, letting go of his balls as he fell forward.

He probably wouldn’t be able to recognize her voice over the sounds of his own mewls, but Noxi didn’t want to take the risk. She bit her lip, struggling to contain her laughs as she moved to sit on his back. As she finally let go, the guard gave a deep sigh, only to gasp as his balls were crushed again. Having pulled out the dagger she had taken with the armor, she carefully cut a small hole in his trousers, allowing her to pull his nuts out. Immediately, she grabbed and squeezed them. His cock was pulled through as well, but she didn’t even notice.

“No! Not again!” he cried out to deaf ears. His arms couldn’t reach far enough behind him to shove her off.

Now having better access, Noxi ran an experiment. She trapped his right nut between her fingers and palm. Slowly, she increased the pressure, applying a nice, even squeeze over the entire ball. His left nut, meanwhile, she pinched in the middle. Less slowly, she wiggled her thumb into the sensitive ballmeat, until it began to quiver.

Which one was more effective? She didn’t know, and didn’t want to be biased, so she put an equal amount of effort into both techniques. He had no idea either, since it all just blended together into a terrible blur of nut ache.

Noxi didn’t even acknowledge it when his green penis shot out a large spurt of cum. The one orgasm he’d have for a whole year, splattered uselessly on the ground.

~DONG! DONG! DONG!~

The sound of echoing bells made the maid look up in surprise. That was the temple’s bells. That meant it was midday, which meant …

Silx’s shift was over! Now Noxi had to hurry! She had planned to spend a good hour up here, but now she’d have a few minutes at most. Bringing her attention back down, she cursed herself for having miscalculated the time yet again. She was really off her game this week. She’d have to do better from now on. Be quicker, more intense.

With a deep breath, she suddenly squeezed down twice as hard. This was surely going to throw off the results of her test, but it was better than no results. Bubbles began to squish between her fingers as she twisted her hands, pulling his nuts every which way.

Just a few more seconds and …

~DONG! DONG! DONG!~

There were the bells again. She was really out of time now. The bells always rang a second time, five minutes after the first. Dang it! Now she’d have to do this experiment all over again with another pair of balls! She couldn’t get the results she wanted unless she got a good hour or eight of squeezing in.

Science sure was a lot of work.

Still, at least her prank had worked out perfectly, she had totally caught him by surprise. Now she just had to get out of here. Playfully patting his dick, she got off of him and grabbed him by the shoulders, helping him to sit against the wall. She knew his shift started now, she didn’t want to leave him face down, unable to do his job.

He looked down at his sack, groaning and curling up.

He looked back up to find her green ass cheeks right in his face. Mockingly, as an insult for ruining her experiment, she shook her bare ass at him. A small amount of cum leaked out the tip of his cock at the sight, no doubt imaging Silx in her place.

Giving herself a spank, just to really mock him, she pulled up her pants and quickly descended down the stairs.

She needed to get back to the armory before someone caught her wearing this … though that didn’t mean she couldn’t bust anyone on the way there.


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Free Space
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Being quiet was not one of Noxi’s strong suits. If she wasn’t laughing, or babbling on endlessly about something or other, she was tripping over her own feet. She was small, but was always visible in a crowd due to her inability to stand still and shut her mouth for more than two seconds.

That being said, the goblin was nothing if not determined, and she never backed down from a challenge. If busting a pair of bollocks required stealth, she could be incredibly sneaky. This was a terrible combination for anyone who dared to have testicles while she was around. Thankfully, this was usually reserved for only her most special pranks, the one’s guaranteed to leave the guy walking funny for a month.

This morning, her target was Triston Ballinger (aka “Balls”), the castle’s semi-permanent human guest. Noxi was in charge of waking and dressing him every morning, so she had gotten very well acquainted with his immaculate nutsack. Out of all the testicles in the kingdom, Triston’s were, without a doubt, her favorite. Perfect size, perfect squishiness, perfect sensitivity, they were incredible. This meant that he was also, of course, her favorite person to bust.

However, Noxi was going to take it easy on him today. The judging for the competition was going to be held tonight. After pulling so many hilarious pranks this April, she found herself faced with the horrible situation of not being able to choose her favorite! She could only be judged on one bust, so she had to pick the best. But she just couldn’t make up her mind. She didn’t want to spoil it for any of the goblin ladies attending, so she couldn’t discuss it with them. And the guys all seemed to not like talking with her about it, for some reason. Maybe they were jealous she didn’t pick them as her favorite bust?

The only person she could think of to seek advice from was Triston. His unbiased opinion would be greatly appreciated, but she had to be careful. She had narrowed her choices down, but there was a lot to choose from. Thus, the maid had decided to only mostly destroy his nuts. She had to prank him, but she was going to go light. If her prank was too hard, it would be too funny! And that would mean having yet another prank to choose from!

Being fast asleep, Triston didn’t notice Noxi quietly opening the door and sneaking in. Looking him over, she snapped her fingers in front of his face to make sure he was sleeping. Satisfied, the maid gently fluffed his pillow as best as she could without waking him. The last thing she would want was to make someone uncomfortable while she was crushing their nuts paper-thin.

“Heh heh, human wiener,” Noxi chuckled as she tugged Triston’s half-hard cock out his pants and shook it slightly. It was a little wet, for some reason, and had bits of blue around the tip. In fact, it looked like the exact same shade of blue as the queen’s lipstick. Odd, she didn’t know guys put makeup on their dicks. Must be some weird human thing. It was messily applied though, like someone had smeared it on by kissing the head. Horrible technique, she should really teach him how to properly put on makeup one day. She was a good friend like that.

Anyways, his cock wasn’t what she was after. Carefully reaching back into his pants, she pulled out his balls, a massive grin growing across her face. They also had some splotches of blue on them, confirming her earlier suspicion that Triston had no idea how to properly apply makeup.

The maid licked her lips, adjusting her grip so that his testes were pulled nice and tight to the bottom of the sack. She gave the left one a slight pinch, feeling it deform a bit. He squirmed for a second, groaning something, but didn’t wake up. A single drop of cum leaked out the tip of his cock, and Noxi had to cover her mouth to stop herself from laughing.

She knew from experience that he was a heavy sleeper, so she was able to take her time getting ready to execute her prank.

It was a little difficult to fit both balls in her mouth, but she made it work. Licking all over, the goblin positioned each nut between her sharp teeth. Now all set, she just needed to wake him up. Ever so slightly, she began to sink her teeth in.

Suddenly torn from his lovely dream, Triston woke to find the sun shining right on his face. He immediately shielded his eyes, blinking away the morning grogginess. He usually never woke up this early, was there something happening today? Looking down, he saw something green and blurry between his spread legs. It took a moment for his vision to adjust properly, but when he realized what was happening, he wished it didn’t.

“Hpril Jhuls!” Noxi smiled around a mouthful of nut.

The moment their eyes met, she bit down as hard as she could. His body instantly went rigid, back arching as he gave a sharp wheeze. Goblin teeth were pointy as fuck, and her bite was like a bunch of tiny knives stabbing into his jewels! They weren’t sharp enough to pierce or anything, but it was still more than enough to cause an incredible amount of pain. His balls felt like they were on fire! She just laughed at his groans and squirming, continuing to slide her tongue over his balls, making them all wet. The poor things quivered, contorting their shape to conform to the curves of her teeth.

Then she started grinding her teeth back and forth, like she was trying to saw his nuts in half.

“GAAAH!”

His hands gripped the bed sheets tightly, legs shaking and rattling the bed. Triston had been busted by the maid enough times to know that trying to pull away or shield yourself was the absolute worst thing you could do. It only served to make her even more determined, which meant more pain. The safest option was to just let her have her fun and hope you walked away with working nuts. Still, just sitting there as she crushed your testicles out of shape took an unbelievable amount of willpower and self-restraint.

After a few seconds (which felt more like hours to the human), Noxi was prompted to spit out her mouthful when his cock throbbed so hard it bopped her on the nose.

~Chomp~

With an adorable grunt of effort, the goblin bit the head. It stung, but thankfully the bite was much, much lighter than the previous one. She started to chuckle, only to cough as a large shot of cum erupted from his dick, straight down her throat. Noxi let go, receiving a second cumshot to the face. Not even bothering to wipe it off, she clutched at her chest, struggling to breath from laughing so hard. The human, meanwhile, only gave a long groan, collapsing back onto the bed. All things considered, this wasn’t the worst way she’d woken up him. He didn’t even know if it qualified for the top ten.

“Good morning!” Noxi said happily between laughs, giving his nuts a firm slap. It took him a minute to respond.

“AH! Holy- Ugggh … G-g-g-good morn-oooh … m-mor- … fuck that hurt, V-vaf! April is almo- ugh, almost o-over. What was- what was that f-for?”

“I need your help with something!”

“So you bite my fucking balls!?”

“I have a problem, and I need your opinion.” Noxi didn’t acknowledge anything he said as she stood up, climbing onto the bed. Straddling him, she plopped her ass right down onto his balls, earning her another pained moan from the human. The two orbs felt like a nice, rubbery chair. She wiggled in place, getting comfortable as she explained her issue. “I’m trying to decide which of my pranks I should submit for judging tonight, and I can’t make up my mind. I was hoping you could help me choose? I’ve narrowed it down a bit, but still can’t decide. You’re not one of them, though.”

Noxi wasn’t exactly heavy, but she sure still weighed enough to cause a deep ache in his gut as she crushed his balls under her ass. The fact that she was incapable of sitting still also didn’t help. “W-what?”

Confusing his busting-induced disorientation with disappointment, she quickly clarified: “Not because your balls are bad or anything! I just can’t handle having another choice!”

Still focused on the overwhelming soreness between his legs, Triston just grunted through clenched teeth. Taking this as a sign to continue, Noxi immediately launched into an extremely animated recounting of her chosen pranks. All the while, she continually bounced on his nuts with each laugh.

“... so I kicked my foot up and could feel his balls, well I was wearing boots so I couldn’t really feel them, but I imagined it and he bent over- you bend over a lot too it's so funny, I remember one time I was- also my aim was a little off because I was only aiming for one ball, Brul says it's better if you do that because- actually do you know that massage place by the market? There was this shark guy with a really nice butt, he was …”

Even if he wanted to listen to the goblin, it was impossible to follow what she was saying, since she punctuated literally every other word with laugh, chuckle, and/or giggle. The maid quickly switched back and forth between topics, recounting her tales of balls, feet, armor, something about a ring, balls, mewls, an enthusiastic tangent about shark ass, gardens, cum, more balls, etc. It all just blended together into an incoherent, yet passionate blob of a story about ballbusting. Triston just nodded along, faking a grin as she graphically described how cool it was to feel some random guy's nuts squishing against her foot. He feared that interrupting her would make her annoyed or go into even more detail.

She got so into her story, she didn’t even notice that Triston’s cock, which she had been absent-mindedly playing with, blew its load all over her dress. He covered his mouth, trying not to draw attention to it. She was very clumsy with her touching, but it still felt good, especially since she had woken him up right in the middle of a sexy dream. Her gloved hands, now sticky with human seed, just continued to rub and stroke and otherwise fiddle with her toy. The pleasure mixed with the pain, reducing him to a squirming mess. His hands gripped her legs, trying to make her sit still, to no avail.

Eventually, after what must have been an hour, she stopped her story. Not because she was finished, but because she was so out of breath that she couldn't keep going.

“So,” Noxi cocked her head, cum still staining her face, “which one do you think I should choose?”

Too distracted by the goblin drumming her fingers along his shaft, Triston just muttered out that she should pick “the one with … the balls.”

“Ha ha! Yeah, I think that’s my favorite too! But do you really think it’ll win? Actually, oh no wait, I think I told them out of order! Zeno was first, shark butt was second, and Haldus was third! No, I kicked Zeno, right? Or did I punch him? No, I punched shark butt, though he doesn’t count, or was it … AAH you’ve gotten me all mixed up! I got too excited, it’s so hard to keep track of so many things! I’m sorry I confused you. You know what, let me just start all over!”

“You don’t need to do that!”

“It’s fine!”

“Vaf, please. I have stuff to do today.”

“Oh, it’s okay, I don’t! So anyway, I kneed Zeno in the balls- or actually I talked to him first then kneed him in the balls … well, technically Mirx kneed him first, but then I was like wham and got him, you should have seen his face! HA, his eyes all bulged out and- wait I take back what I said, I snuck up on him first, then talked to him, then hit him in the balls, but he made this face like the shark butt guy- I didn’t actually see the shark’s face but I’ll bet it was like- I wish it was easier to see out those guard helmets cause the cook …”

Triston closed his eyes, not even attempting to understand her impossible to follow tale. He knew this was going to take at least another hour, if not longer. His only hope was that Mirx would come in soon to check on him, assuming she didn’t just laugh and join in.

…

Thirty minutes later, he looked down to watch his cock let out another few cumshots, which Noxi used as lube to grease up his dick. Some of the cum stained the front of her dress, soaking through. Since she never wore a bra, this meant that her nipples could be seen through the wet fabric. She was still bouncing in place on his balls, not even a tenth of the way done retelling her riveting April Jewels adventures. He could do nothing but sit and listen, eyes locked to her chest.

Just an average morning, really.



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Bonus Free Space
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Dexse poked her head around the corner, careful not to be seen. A few feet away stood Hivul, the castle’s healer-in-training. He was usually cooped up inside the infirmary, so he was rarely on the receiving end of an April Jewels prank.

Today that was going to change. Dexse had been practicing her kicks. All she had to decide now was whether to get him from behind or from the front. Maybe she’d just walk up, and go with the flow, let him decide.

Hivul was chatting with three other people, two men and a woman. She could tell from the look in the woman’s eyes that she was waiting for a busting opportunity herself. Too bad for her, Dexse was getting it first. She could have the other two guys.

As casually as she could manage, Dexse approached the group from behind, ready to strike. He hadn’t turned around yet, completely oblivious to the coming pain. Perfect. Just one more step, and she’d be in range to-

“Hey Hivul!” came a voice from behind.

Before she could turn around, a pair of hands suddenly wrapped around her body, grabbing the top of her dress. Dexse’s yelp prompted the group to turn and face her, which was exactly what the unseen goblin wanted. In one quick motion, the hands yanked down, exposing her green breasts. They barely had time to bounce before the hands reached up to cup them, shaking them up and down.

“Jiggle jiggle!”

Eyes widening as she realized who that voice belonged to, Dexse quickly tried to get out of the situation by twisting free, but it was too late. A steel-toed boat sailed up between her legs with terrifying speed.

Fortunately, it didn’t make impact with her crotch. Rather, it impacted Hivul’s crotch.

~Smack~

Having been too focused on the boobs in his face, the healer neglected to protect himself. The tip of the hard boot connected directly with the center of his nutsack, pinching his balls up against his pelvis. The leg withdrew, allowing his testicles to re-inflate.

~Wham~

A second later, another foot slammed into his groin from behind. Having gotten the opportunity she’d been looking for, the woman he’d been talking to gave her own, equally hard kick. Unlike the first hit, she got his balls with the top of her foot, instead of her toes. An unexpected, yet brutal combo.

Dexse frowned, wrenching herself free as Hivul collapsed onto his knees, wheezing. Pulling her dress back up, she turned to face the goblin that had ruined her prank. “Dammit Noxi, that was mine!”

The maid laughed at Dexse’s frown, sticking her tongue out. “Snooze you lose, sis! You should've been paying more attention!”

“You cheated! That’s not fair!”

“That wasn’t cheating, I was just faster than you!”

The other two men in the group took a step back, glancing at each other nervously. Their lady friend continued to laugh, though she was nice enough to lean down and rub Hivul’s back. Had this just been her, they likely would’ve chuckled at his misfortune too. But being around Noxi made them anxious. You never knew what agonizing idea she had in store for you. Hivul looked up at them and shook his head, warning them to not leave him. He didn’t want to be alone with the maid either.

Meanwhile, Noxi finished her argument by slapping Dexse’s ass and telling her that she needed to be more observant if she wanted to win the competition. When her sister pointed out that she had never won before, the maid just bent over and pulled down her pants, mooning the group with a laugh. It was a sight most people in the castle had seen many dozens of times.

The group watched as Noxi happily left, satisfied in her sabotage. Dexse turned to look down at Hivul, placing her hands on her hips in disappointment at not being the one to floor him. Then she looked up.

“I hope you guys know that looking at my tits means you’re getting busted too.”