[SHR] Don't Lose Your Head - Part 2: A Tape Measure

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xoxos_Petals/comments/1cfqr1k/shr_dont_lose_your_head_part_1_a_text_message/)

"Seven fucking inches.  Seven FUCKING inches!" Kirby yelled, throwing the tape measure across the room.

"Bruh! What th' fuck?" His roommate Kirk stuck his head into Kirby's room, his eyes drifting down to his manhood. 

Kirby knew something was up. His cock was his pride. He had measured it with pride as he grew up, and was a little sad when it didn't keep going after it reached nine inches in length. 

And now he was a pedestrian seven.

"My dick is shrinking, and I think it's Adelia's fault," he said to his roommate. 

Kirk had lived with him since they met in the dorms freshman year. Kirby easily accepted his friend's gay eccentricities. And when they moved to their apartment, Kirk even leveraged a hundred dollars off the rent in exchange for what they joking referred to as "his husbandly duties." 

Namely, Kirby gave Kirk free reign to suck his dick whenever he wanted to. 

"Your ex Adelia?" Kirk asked. Sarcastically, since Adelia isn't that popular a name. "You know, you could always have been my kept husband, he said half-jokingly as he sat on the bed beside him, eyes still focused on his roommate's hardness.

"Forget that patchouli princess. Her apartment always reeks of burnt sage and oregano."

"Kirk, I'm serious," Kirby pushed his roommate off the bed. "I lost two inches. And somehow she gained one." 

"Gained one? She grew a dick?" Kirk was perplexed.

"Gained an inch. Her clit is twice as long as it was." Kirby thought about showing him the pic she sent, but thought better of it.

"A two-for-one sale?" Kirk blurted out with a half smile.

Kirby winced. His roommate was an asshole, but only because he couldn't control his outbursts. Kirk was a true friend, helping him out numerous times. And not just lonely nights between girlfriends. 

"Well, it's gotten shorter. I jerked off before getting in the shower, and literally felt it get smaller," Kirby corrected. "I think she stole an inch, and I lost another when I wiped myself off with a towel.

"And my free-use mouth was just next door." Kirk had no internal censor and an oral fetish. Sometimes Kirby didn't want to deal with it. 

"What's this on my dick?" Kirk's finger went to the black band around Kirby's cock. "And it is around the sack as well!"

"I woke up with it on. And it wouldn't come off in the shower. I even tried with a pair of scissors to clip it off. Didn't even scratch it."

"Careful. If you cut off your dick, it's mine." Kirk just didn't know when to stop. "But seriously, it's cute. I should text her and see if I can get a matching one."

Kirby thought. "Let me see your phone, Kirk!"

-=-=-=-=-

𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕓𝕪, 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕣 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕠

Kirby texted, 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕜, 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕓𝕪. 

ℕ𝕠𝕨

For some reason, Adelia could always tell when Kirby was lying. Like it was a superpower. He handed the phone to Kirk.

𝕆𝕜, 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕜

ᚠᛠᚱᛋᛏ ᚦᚢ ᚷᛖᚱᚢᛗ ᚾᚢ. Glowing pearlescent runes went across the screen, flashing for a moment, then disappearing as Kirk read them. 

His mind blanked, and he left Kirby's room to go to his own, locking the door behind him.

𝕀'𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕. 𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕓𝕪 𝕚𝕤𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖

𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕. ℕ𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕓𝕪 𝕥𝕠𝕦𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖, 𝕀'𝕞 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣.

Kirk was frustrated with this, but he cared for his friend, and felt he needed to keep the conversation path open, just in case.

𝕀 𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕦, he responded.

Adelia asked, 𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜?

Kirk nodded, although he knew she couldn't see it. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖. 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣?

𝕆𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕙, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘. ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕚𝕞.

Kirk reread the message, trying to infer what she really meant, when more runes flashed on the screen. 

ᛒᛇᛖᚱᚷ ᛋᚫᛞ  ᚳᛖᚱᛒᚣ. Colorfully lit against the black screen and white characters on blue text bubbles. And again, just as gone as soon as Kirk read them.

Kirk's mouth started to water, and the urge to suck Kirby's dick was planted in his mind. He knew he had to. And Kirby had a "free use" agreement anytime Kirk wanted to. Especially when neither was attached to someone.

𝕀 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕟𝕛𝕠𝕪 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤. Adelia's final text put a smile on Kirk's face.

[Part 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xoxos_Petals/comments/1ckzupb/shr_dont_lose_your_head_part_3_a_nocturnal/)