[SHR] Don't Lose Your Head - Part 4: A Confrontation and An Explanation

[Part 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xoxos_Petals/comments/1ckzupb/shr_dont_lose_your_head_part_3_a_nocturnal/)

"Shit" Kirby screamed loud enough to rouse Kirk from a pleasant dream. He came running.

Kirby had woken up from sleep limp. So he roused his cock, not quite remembering what happened the last time he had jerked off.

The last time he'd shrank.

He was well on his way through a great fantasy quickening his pumping, when he remembered in a flash. His hand leapt off his dick, and he rose to a  sitting position on his bed. 

He was nervous. Twitching. He took out the tape measure.

Six inches.

Kirk came in, rubbing his eyes. "What the fuck, man?"

"Dude, I'm shorter again!" Kirby threw the tape measure across the room and held his head, shaking his head.

Kirk's mind flashed back to earlier, to the load who's film he could still taste in his mouth.

He lowered his shorts and said, "Kirbo, I have a confession..."

Kirby's loss was Kirk's gain.

"I need you to text Adelia right now."

-=-=-

𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕥?

Kirk read the message on his phone, which popped up just as he picked his phone up.

𝕌 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤? Kirk responded.

"What's she saying, what's she saying?

𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕚𝕕, 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 "𝕟𝕖𝕨"😂🤣😂🤣😂 Adelia responded. ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖?

𝕤𝕣𝕤𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕒 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕠 𝕨𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠? Kirk tested, fingers fumbling on his screen. "I'm taking care of it bro," he said to Kirby at the same time.

The blank look on Kirk's face said it all. 𝕊𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕡𝕦𝕥, 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕕, 𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕙. 𝕊𝕠 𝕚𝕗 𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕙...

"What did she say, Kirk?"Kirby was growing more panicked by the minute.

𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕚 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕞? 𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝟚? Kirk asked, hoping he could let his friend in on what's going on.

𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕟, 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠. 𝕊𝕦𝕣𝕖, 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕚𝕞! Kirk could almost see the smile on her face as she pictured Kirby's reaction.

"Bro, everytime you cum, you're gonna lose an inch," Kirk revealed to his friend. "I had no idea, deadass," He hung his head in shame.

"So it's just gone?" Kirby's heart sunk, realizing he'd only have six or seven more orgasms in his lifetime, each time growing smaller and smaller.

"Well, no," Kirk said as he showed Kirby the screen.

"...ask her how exactly I would gain an inch," Kirby asked. He had always considered himself straight, just barely tolerating his best friends proclivities. 

He was a pitcher, not a catcher.

"I have an idea," Kirk said.

-=-=-

"It doesn't taste bad, honestly," Kirk said over the whir of the blender. 

Although neither of them were gymheads, they weren't complete strangers to Protein Smoothies, and had the tools and fixings to make them on hand.

"I don't want to think about it," Kirby said. His eyes refused to look directly at the mug which Kirk had just jerked off to five minutes ago, but he was acutely aware of it, and he could imagine the taste in his mind.

"Look away, Kirbo. Out of sight out of mind," Kirk said.

Kirby turned away as Kirk emptied the contents in the blender, then let it whirr again.  

After a minute, Kirby shuddered as his friend poured the new Protein shake in the cup, then brought the cup to him.

Kirby held the cup, looking leery at the frothy foam on top. He took a tentative whiff, but just smelled blueberries and bananas.

He pinched his nose, and poured the contents down his throat, swallowing quickly.

And, as he finished his shake, he took his fingers off his nose. The smell of bananas and blueberries rushed in, with no hint of the special "protein" Kirk deposited.

\*\*DING\*\* Kirk's phone went off with a new text message.

As Kirby looked frustratingly at his penis, Kirk read the message on his phone. 

𝕀𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕤 𝕚𝕗 𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕚𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕔𝕖!

"Uh, bro," Kirk turned his face to Kirby.

[Part 5](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xoxos_Petals/comments/1cvi1ff/shr_cnc_dont_lost_your_head_part_5_an_agreement/)