The 1880 Meeting of the Ladies International Society of the Tempering of Men

Martha! It’s time for your meeting!" Her husband Martin Tappman shouted to her from downstairs.

Martha Tappman rushed down the stairs.

"Coming!" She shouted.

Martin handed her her briefcase and she kissed him on the cheek.

"I will be back no later than nine tomorrow morning ." She said. Her husband nodded and she rushed out the door.

She did not like men in any way but her husband was one of the few exceptions. He was a kind, loving, and supportive man.


But now wasn’t the time to fixate on her lovely husband. She had a meeting to get to and fortunately the place was nearby.

"Welcome Martha we’re about to start." My friend and fellow LISTM member Penelope Allen said.

LISTM or The Ladies Society of the Tempering of Men is group established in 300 BC where women come together to humble men and teach them their true place, at women’s feet. One of our most effective methods of humbling them is ballbusting or the act of intentionally hurting a man’s testicles.


We drifted into a pleasant conversation until the door slammed open to a sobbing Ella Emerson, the current youngest member of LISTM at just shy of eighteen.

"Ella, what’s wrong?" Fanny Jones another member asked.

"He hit me!" Ella choked out through sobs. The entire room gasped. But it was not unfortunately surprising, in fact many of the women here had gone through such things as had many other unfortunate people. But Ella had something many others didn’t have, LISTM who would make sure that this would never happen again.


Two members stepped forward and wrapped Ella in a blanket and agreed to remain here with Ella. She was too young to witness their vengeance. The rest of them prepared.

Once they had their supplies they strode down to Ella and her garbage husband, Edward’s house. She rapped sharply on the door.

Once Edward opened the door they pounced on him, pinning him to the chair. She immediately backhanded him with all her strength. He immediately fell backwards into the chair. Fanny lifted her foot and brought it down hard on his groin.

Edward screamed in pain. We repeatedly kicked until his balls were mush.

"Ladies shall we castrate him?" Penelope said.

We all murmured in agreement.

"Alright then." Penelope said as she pulled out a small knife.

She pulled down Edward’s pants and went to work severing his reproductive organ. We then burned the cut off appendages and left satisfied that he had learned his lesson.