A can of mousse

I’ve made this comment in a few posts but felt it needed its own post.

Bust yourself with a can of hair mousse. This goes for the self-busters and busters themselves. If you want to hit a pair of balls, give this a try.

I’m talking about those aluminum tubes.

It started for me when my wife was hitting me with random objects. She grabbed the mousse and I’ll never forget the pain.

Something about the hollowness and hardness of it.

I’ve always had trouble when busting myself. I have never really been able to floor myself. This is the one thing I’m able to use that gets me there.

Normally when I bust myself with a shoe or an apple in a sock, I’m just doubled over, eyes closed, just trying to control my breathing through the pain. The tube of mousse is the only thing I’ve used that actually gets me to make that stupid face us men make when the pain is real. You know the face? The one we think is exaggerated in those 2000’s teen comedies. Eyes bulging out, mouth wide open, hands buried in our groin. It’s real and you’ll feel just as stupid and regretful after doing it. It’s true weakness.

Give it a shot. Do it HARD the first time. Give yourself that shock you’ve been missing. That helpless feeling when you’re kicked unexpectedly. God help you if you just hit one ball, especially with the bottom end of the can (but actually do this).

I tell you this because I can sometimes miss that feeling of really being hurt. And it’s a hard thing to replicate.

Also, I’m not responsible for any ruptures or loss of space and time when you do this.

Give it your best shot!