Get Off The Phone (Fiction)

*Author's note: Another traditional one shot. Just a little one. Enjoy!*

Rick and Lila were watching a show one Saturday afternoon when the phone rang. It was his mother. "I need to get this." Rick told his wife as he paused the show.

"Don't answer it!" Lila ordered. She didn't care for Rick's mom and she had been calling too often recently.

"Hi Mom," Rick said into the phone.

Lila was pissed that he'd picked his mother over her once again and she decided to be a bitch. She turned the show back on and started to turn the volume up.

"Could you hold on for a moment Mom? I didn't quite catch that over the TV. I'm just going to move to another room." Rick stood up from the couch and walked into the bedroom, closing the door behind him. He sat on the end of the bed, "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

Lila wasn't going to give up that easy. She snuck into the bedroom and sat on the bed next to Rick. She reached over and started rubbing his crotch through his sweatpants.

Rick pushed her hand away.

Lila reached out again and slapped him between the legs.

"Ooooh...." Rick groaned quietly. He took a slow, deep breath and held it while he looked at Lila with pain in his eyes. "I'm okay. I just stubbed my toe while I was pacing." He told his concerned mother on the other end of the line.

Lila grabbed the inside of his thigh and slipped her hand back towards his crotch. He went to block her but she glared at him and balled her hand into a fist and thrusted it at his groin, faking a punching motion. He heeded her warning and held up his hand in surrender.

She started rubbing his crotch again.

"I'm sorry Mom, can I call you back in just a moment?... Okay bye" Rick hung up the phone and Lila started making out with him immediately. She shoved her hand down his pants and he grabbed her arm to try to stop her. She grabbed his left nut and squeezed. He pulled on her arm and she squeezed harder.

"Let go of my arm." She commanded, squeezing him again.

He let go and she moved her hand to his cock. "Let's fuck." She said in a demanding tone.

"Okay!" He said defensively. "Could it just wait until I finish on the phone? It will only take a minute."

"Alright..." Lila sighed. She took out her phone and started a stop watch.

Rick went back into the living room and grabbed a pen and a pad of paper "Hi Mom, sorry about that. Yeah that sounds great, could you repeat the time and address please?" He wrote down the details. "No, Dad didn't tell me... That's good... Yeah I remember..."

Lila stood in front of him and held up the timer as counted up 58 seconds... 59 seconds... 60 seconds... She glared at him, waving the phone in his face. He nodded, waiting for a moment to jump in to end the conversation. 1 minute 10 seconds... Lila leaned in and could faintly hear her mother in law droning on and on about something. Lila grabbed his balls.

"Okay I need to go Mom." Rick interrupted.

"Oh, so soon? I didn't even get to ask how you were doing." His mom said.

"I'm fine." He said.

"And how's work?"

Lila rolled her eyes and tightened her grip, pressing his testicles together in her hand. Rick squirmed in discomfort.

"Fine. I gotta go." He said quickly.

"Wait, how is Lila?"

"She's good" He answered.

"That's good."

Lila clamped down hard on his testicles.

"Ah! Sorry Mom I've gotta go. Bye!" He ended the call, tossed the phone onto the couch and held onto her shoulders for support. "Please let go." He begged.

Lila stopped squeezing his balls and started rubbing his cock. He held onto her as he recovered from the pain. She felt his cock start to grow. She grabbed onto it and lead him back into the bedroom.