Raven Wins

Raven received a distress call from her boyfriend, Garfield, the young hero attempted to foil a bank robbery and went ahead alone. Sigh, this boy never listens, thought Raven as she ran toward the bank. She was only a little behind Beast Boy anyways, how much trouble could he have gotten into in a few minutes, she thought. Reaching the bank and heading inside, she found the bank workers, all knocked out but no signs of force. The half demon pondered this for second, there was a little worry in her mind as they pair assumed they would be dealing with low level criminals. Criminals like that use force and intimidation to get what they want.

Shaking those thoughts away, Raven descended into the lower floors of the bank, toward the vault. She would definitely find more evidence there and hopefully Beast Boy. As she descended, she heard moans and grunts from a masculine voice and it eventually became audible enough for her to recognize it as Garfield's voice. Her pace quickened and she bolted around the corner and into the vault. Raven's eyes widened as she arrived just in time to see her boyfriend's balls rearranged in his tight spandex suit, with a kick from a red high heeled boot. Beast boy's eyes crossed and he let out an agonized moan as he cupped his aching testicles and curled into a ball.

"HEY BITCH!", shouted Raven, "what the fuck are you doing to my boyfriend?!" The pig-tailed blonde turned around slowly, cackling maniacally, revealing herself to be none other than the Joker's lover, Harley Quinn. "Oh, it's you, the little emo one", said Harley, "you know it's rude to interrupt someone when they're busy". Raven glanced down at her defeated boyfriend, clutching his jewels and mewling. She had heard about Harley's preference for fighting males, for now obvious reasons. Still, something about her boyfriend being defenseless and beaten by a mere girl with make up on, made her angry at him. Men really are useless, she thought.

"Harley dear, who are you speaking t-, Oh, it's the moody one from the little kid superhero group", said a masculine voice. Raven's eyes locked on to the male voice who eventually came into the light to reveal himself to be the Joker. Raven tensed, Harley was one thing, but the Joker was another. Raven was an exceptionally powerful being, but the Joker was exceptionally crafty and intelligent. "Puddin!, she interrupted me while I was playing with my little toy", pouted Harley. Joker rolled his eyes as he dismissed Harley's statement. "Well, we can't have that, let me teach her a - Ummmphhh", Joker's sentence was cut off as he felt a hand grab his testicles firmly.

"Let me and my boyfriend walk out of here and you get to keep these, Joker", Raven whispered into the Joker's ear. She tightened her grip feeling both balls squishing against each other. The Joker gasped and coughed as Raven had him by his balls. "Let go of my Puddin', you whore", shouted Harley. Raven smirked at the blonde and tightened her grip even more, earning a high pitched squeak from the Joker. Anger taking over, Harley picked Beast Boy from the floor and pushed him onto his back before stomping down on his testicles with all her power. She grinded his balls against the floor before smiling at Raven who was shocked at her actions.

Clearly, she had reacted in anger and did not factor in that her boyfriend could still be in danger. She winced at her boyfriend's howling, feeling sorry for the poor man. Tightening her grip even more, she twisted Joker's testicles and lifted him onto his toes as he screamed in pain with his voice up an octave. "H-harley, stop, she's g-going to crush my n-nuts", the Joker pleaded with his girlfriend. Giving him one last stomp in anger, Harley put her hands on her hips and pouted. "Fine", she said, before folding her arms. "O-okay, n-now let me go and we will leave, I-I promise", pleaded the Joker, still on his toes with tears in his eyes. Raven smirked, she had won. She let go of the Joker before driving her knee into his balls for good measure, smashing his nuts against his pelvis.

The joker mewled and moaned as his nuts were brutally flattened by the half demon. Harley rolled her eyes. "You asked me to stop, now look at you", she said, "you win this time, bitch". Raven smirked at the blonde in satisfaction, it really felt good having the Joker by the balls. Even batman struggles with the Joker. Raven watched as Harley helped the Joker up and the pair walked out of the room. Raven sighed, and turned to her boyfriend still writhing in pain on the floor. It was his fault they were in this situation in the first place, if he hadn't rushed ahead, he wouldn't have had to face them alone.

She knelt down beside him and stroked his face. He reached his hands up to hold her hand and Raven reached down and grabbed both his balls in a tight grip. "Garfield Logan, if you ever do something reckless again, I will squeeze these so hard they pop, are we clear?", Raven asked with a straight face. Beast Boy, whined in pain and nodded his head profusely. "Good boy", said Raven, before kissing Garfield on the lips passionately.