Teenage Male Bonding 101: Chapter 1

All characters over 18..

Chapter 1: Ballbusting

“Bro! Let’s camp in the backyard tonight!” Said Ethan

“Hell yeah dude! Perfect! I’ll bring my dad’s big ass tent from the garage. And let’s buy smores ingredients.” Said Parker

“Sounds good, but what we gonna do till then? It’s boring to beat you guys at Yu-gi-oh over and over again. Especially Aaron.” Said Rhett sarcastically.

“First of all. Suck my dick Rhett. And second, lest you forget I superior to you in smash bros!” Said Aaron.

“Yeah, yeah, touche.”

“I expect a good dick sucking tonight.” Said Aaron with a mock seductive voice.

“Won’t be too hard with your 2 inches.”

Aaron smiled and rolled his eyes.

“I got an idea..” Rhett said with a mischievous smile.

“UH OH..” said Parker.

“It shouldn’t be as bad as the last time doing a seance in the cemetery. I’m still having nightmares.” Said Ethan.

“Nah, nah, nothing like that.” Said Rhett

“Then what?” Said Aaron

“I’ll be right back.”

As he walked away Parker shook his head.

A minute later, he came back. But he wasn’t carrying anything.

“How about a good ol’ game of Ballbusting. Said Rhett

Being the adolescent teens they were, they all agreed to the stupid, pointless fun.

“Yeah, alright. How do we designate the winner?” Said Aaron.

“There’s no winner. Just male bonding through the pain.” Said Rhett

They all laughed.

“Take your pants off boys! So it’s fair we all have the same protection.” Said Rhett

“What protection??” Said Parker scoffing.

“Our boxer briefs of course.” Said Rhett.
“Level 1: the very mild nut flick. Level 2: the mild sack slap. Level 3: the mild/intermediate kick. Level 4: the intermediate death grip.”

“The death grip? That doesn’t sound good.” Said Aaron

“The squeeze. Only for a couple seconds. Then Level 5: the taser.”

“Oh fuck!” Said Parker.

“Don’t worry! it’s the lowest voltage one there is. It’s a keychain taser. Took it from my sister. It still fuckin hurts though. Certified nut tested.”

“You’re fuckin crazy bro.” Said Aaron.

“Thank you.”

“All right! Let’s get this party started!” Said Ethan

The pouches of their underwear held their goods perfectly. The outline of each ball could be seen through the fabric.

Each guy took turns flicking the other guys, so each of them got each of their nuts flicked three times. They held their thumb and middle finger together and released the momentum like a rubber band, around the circle of dudes.

Flick, flick!

Flick, flick!

Flick flick!

And the cycle continued. They mutually laughed every single time each one of them felt the initial sharp pain and the waves of nausea that followed. Ballbusting never gets old.

Level 2.

Sounds we’re going off in the backyard

Slap!
Smack!
Thwack!
Quack?

A duck walked by and sat down watching.

Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!

Level 3.

They took turns kicking each other in their still completely unprotected jewels. And by the end of three kicks, each one was on the ground afterwards, with an expression half pain/half smile. They rolled around cupping their nutsacks.

They giggled x3 like schoolboys.

Level 4.

“Alright boys! Time to literally have each other by the balls!” Said Parker

“Pull out your sacks through your flaps. It ain’t at death grip without a good grippin.” Said Rhett

They couldn’t believe they doing this. They shook their heads, laughed hysterically, and all looked nervous. Completely valid.

Each of their buddies grabbed each others precious treasures, trusting they wouldn’t crush their testicles to a bloody, creamy pulp. It wouldn’t be fun if they doing have balls to get tased after all.

Each of them went the extra mile and pulled their sacks down before applying pressure, increasing the agony. The smiles were still there on the ground but were weaker this time.

They balls were exhausted, pulsing with pain, but they still had to complete..

Level 5.

They still had all their sacks out. They knew we could only handle one shock each they so all went around in a circle.

Bzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!

They were all on the ground without smiles on their faces. They all laid beside each other like a band brothers on the battlefield. Male bonding at its finest.

“I love you guys…” Ethan said through gritted teeth.

“We love you too…” said Aaron, Parker, and Rhett simultaneously.