TIFU by being too horny and underestimating my sister and her friend

So this is a fictional TIFU post written from the point of view of Brad, a character in my stories Truth or dare and Tits for kicks. https://www.reddit.com/r/BallbustingStories/s/OYgJGDMyuj

It can be read independently but it will make more sense to read the stories first.

**TIFU by underestimating my sister and her friend**

So, this happened a few days ago, and I'm still feeling the consequences. I (20M) came home from college for the weekend, looking forward to some relaxation. My sister Anna (18F) was super excited because her friend Vanessa (18F) was coming over for a sleepover. Vanessa is the Taekwondo state champion, which I thought was kinda cool but didn't think much of it.

We ended up playing truth or dare, and I got dared to let Vanessa show me one of her self-defense moves. Thinking it was all fun and games, I agreed. Big mistake. Vanessa delivered a kick to my groin that felt like getting hit by a truck. Twice. I was on the floor, gasping for breath, while Anna and Vanessa laughed. Vanessa claimed it was only 40% of her full strength, which I found hard to believe.

Fast forward a couple of days, and Vanessa visits again. My sister and Vanessa come up with this game called "Tits for Kicks." Basically, I get to play with Vanessa's boobs, but in exchange, they get to practice their self-defense moves on my nuts. The longer I play, the harder they kick. Stupidly, I agreed, thinking I could handle it.

I lost track of time while, uh, enjoying the game, and ended up with a couple of brutal kicks to my already bruised nuts. The pain was so intense that I actually threw up. My sister found the whole thing hilarious and keeps teasing me about it.

Now, I'm walking funny, still in pain, and can't even think about jacking off without wincing. Moral of the story: never underestimate your sister and her badass friend, especially when they're Taekwondo champions.

TL;DR: Played a game with my sister and her Taekwondo champion friend that involved getting kicked in the nuts. Now I'm in a lot of pain and can't live it down.

[u//TaekwondoQueen] As someone who practices Taekwondo, I can tell you that Vanessa probably held back a lot and you're lucky to still have nuts. It's great that she's teaching your sister some moves.

[u//BadassBeth] Props to Vanessa! I remember kicking a guy in self-defense class who thought I couldn't do any damage. Let's just say he learned his lesson real quick. 😂

[u//ConcernedCathy] That sounds really dangerous, honestly. Be careful with these kinds of games. You don't want to end up with permanent damage. Maybe stick to less risky dares next time?

[u//LaughingLass] I can't lie, I laughed a bit reading this. But props to you for being a good sport about it. Maybe next time, just stick to regular truth or dare? 😂

[u//TeasingTina] Haha, oh man, this is hilarious! You really underestimated them, didn't you? Maybe next time you'll think twice before agreeing to such a game. Hope your nuts recover soon!

[u//KickinKatie] As someone who practices martial arts, I can totally relate to Vanessa. Guys always think we're just playing around until they feel the real power. I've had to teach a few lessons myself. 😏

[u//PlayfulPenelope] LOL, this is gold! Vanessa and Anna sound like they're a lot of fun, but maybe next time you should opt for a safer game. Your poor nuts!