Becoming Champion of Unova Is A Tough Nut to Crack [Pokemon]
*Contains: >!castration, verbal castration threats, sexualized pokemon, public nudity, sph, online bullying!<*
*All characters aged 18+*
While nurse Joy was able to put your cracked nut back together, the trauma of feeling half of your manhood get destroyed twice in one day sticks with you as you make your way out of Striaton City again, this time heading east to finally start what you had planned to do after catching Lopunny: training to become the champion of Unova. You really hope this will take your mind off of feeling that gut-churning pain as one of your testicles bursts, first against Lopunny’s paw and then against Tami’s knee.
You follow the cracked and overgrown concrete road that once led through the forest and to a bustling research station that is now just a bunch of ruins. Locals and pokemon love playing there, though, so it’s a pretty safe place that is still sufficiently remote to work out new battle tactics without being watched.
You leave a few people enjoying a picnic behind and head deeper into the ruins until you find a spot behind a brick wall that you’re happy with. You release Lopunny, and the bunny pokemon materializes in a rather lax pose, lying on her side, one leg propped up and smiling smugly. Now that this stupid backpacking girl has put the idea in your head, your eyes can’t help but appreciatively scan the rosy nipples peeking out from her fur, as well as the rounded shape of her labia between her legs. But Lopunny doesn’t seem to share your horny mood. She holds out one hand in a demanding manner.
“Lop-lop!” she says and beckons with her hand.
“Right, right, you earned it…” You produce another aspear berry for Lopunny that you had just bought on the way here. With a gleeful shriek, she tears into the berry’s flesh. “But, Lopunny, we need to talk about that fight. I’m very proud that you managed to win, but could you maybe try to win… another way?”
Lopunny, her face full of shredded berry, tilts her head in confusion.
“You know, without attacking… down there?” Still tilting her head, Lopunny takes another bite. “I mean, your opponents… dangly bits? His berries?”
For a moment, Lopunny considers the aspear in her hand. She raises the fruit slightly, looking at you questioningly. You nod and immediately, Lopunny’s eyes become as big as hubcaps, filling with big tears. Crying, she looks from you to the berry and back. “Pun-un, lolop! Punnypun!”
“No, no, I don’t want to take your berries away! I was talking about your opp-”
“Puuun!” the bunny cries, only taking a moment to wipe the snot from her nose before wailing and crying even louder. “Uuuuhn!”
“I swear, I’m not taking away your berries!” You sigh. “It’s… fine, forget it. You won and that’s what counts. Just enjoy your reward for now, okay?”
Lopunny timidly nods, tears still rolling down her face. She takes a small bite from the berry and gives you a sad little smile of gratitude.
“Okay, learning not to fight dirty will be postponed for now… What next… ah yeah, want to talk about a nickname?” She nods. “It’s fine if you don’t like your name, okay? Just tell me when you think one fits you. How about… Lola?”
“Un.” You didn’t need to be a pokemon to understand she had just said ‘Okay’.
“Uh, are you sure? You don’t have to pick the first name I suggest, usually it takes a lot of suggestions to narrow down the optio-”
“Un-un.” Huh. Sometimes, Lopunny can be strangely easy to work with. At least as long as she has a berry to munch on.
“Okay, I guess it’s onto training then, Lop- I mean, Lola. Let’s go over your moves first, alright?” Lola polishes the berry off, licks her paws and then nods. She braces her arms in front of her chest, the puffy fur on them giving you once more the impression that she has a massive chest. You could feel your dick twitch and curse that stupid backpacking girl for making you aware of the reputation male lopunny trainers have. “Alright, give me a double kick!”
Lola hesitates for a moment while she frowns, then she shrug. The moment she takes a step towards you, you realize your mistake, but it’s too late. The bunny lets her muscular legs surge forward and shoots them up between your own. Once again you feel your abused nuts absorb the impact of her Double Kick, the lopunny’s luxurious fur doing nothing to blunt the impact. And once again, you find yourself on the ground, clutching your nuts and crying out in pain.
`Lola used Double Kick! Hit 2 time(s)! It’s super effective!`
“Oh Arceus, oh fuck, my balls, fuuuck…” She held back, thankfully, but your balls still feel like they’ve just been trampled by a nidoqueen.
Lola squats down next to you and pats your head as you moan in pain. It is meant to be comforting but only adds insult to injury since that puts her pretty pink slit right in your face again, which looks a lot harder to kick than the swollen balls between your legs.
Not willing to spend any longer than necessary getting taunted by her bunnyhole, you force yourself to get back up on your knees within minutes. Still holding yourself, you say in a much higher voice, “Lola, I shouldn’t have phrased it that way, and I’m sorry if I made you worry, so please don’t attack me with damaging moves anymore, okay?”
The bunny nods, studying the paw print she has left on your pants.
“Okay, what next… right, Pound! Against the wall!” Bouncing up, Lola twists in midair and smacks the wall with one of her ears that she has clenched into a sort of fist. For a moment, you worry that might have hurt her, but Lola seems to be just fine. Pokemon are simply stronger and tougher than humans.
“Well done! I think you also used Charm in our battle against that machoke?”
Lola turns to face you and nods. Then she drops her head a bit, staring at you sultrily from beneath her long eyelashes. The sudden change in mood hits you like an electric shock and you fall back on your ass.
Lopunny folds her paws behind her back, making sure you can see the alluring bumps on her chest that indicate her breasts. With measured steps, she walks towards you. Her hips sway, and the glimpses of pink you can catch between her legs send a stirring through your loins.
As she reaches you, she places her paws on your shoulders and leans in. You feel her hot breath on your cheek. “Pun…” she moans into your ear. Slowly, she slides down, until she sits on your crotch. Her right paw reaches down, brushing along the bulge forming in your pants. Dull pain from the kick and warm pleasure from her caress battle in your crotch.
“O-okay! That’s e-enough. T-thanks, Lola…” Your breath comes in short, quick bursts and for a moment, you hide your face behind a hand. Maybe the reputation male lopunny trainers have isn’t completely unearned…
`Lola used Charm! Your attack harshly fell!`
“D-do you know any other moves? Some other attack?”
The bunny pokemon scratches her head for a moment, then wiggles her paw side to side. “You don’t know? Well, can you show me anyway?”
“Un!” She concentrates for a moment, then the lopunny before you takes on a subtle rainbow shimmer, almost like she’s being illuminated by an aurora that cycles through all the colors of the rainbow.
“Uhh… it’s some sort of barrier, I think? I’m going to have to look that up, but… that’s really promising, Lola!” Laughing, the shimmering bunny pokemon jumps into your arms, where you treat her to a few well-deserved pats. The fact that your other hand cups her firm butt is just a coincidence.
But your joy is short-lived. In the distance, you and Lola both hear someone… or something approach from the forest. Every so often, it sounds like something is exploding in the forest, making the ground shake. It seems to get closer and soon you can hear the undergrowth rustle as it bends out of the way of something. Branches of trees break off entirely, hitting the ground with a dull *thud*.
“No, Buru! Get back here!”
Out of the forest, a floating blue mass taller than the tallest human you’ve ever seen erupts. It is almost as wide as it is tall, entirely round, and seems to be wearing a crown and a white-ish mustache. The flapping petal-shaped tentacles underneath its bulbous body give it the appearance of a regent in a cloak, and only at second glance do you recognize it as some sort of floating jellyfish.
The instant it enters the ruins, it locks eyes with Lola. With an angry warble, it heads towards you and your partner. This thing means business, and something tells you it is much stronger than Lola.
The bunny pokemon immediately rushes from your arms to stand protectively in front of you, but she is too late to stop her opponent. Already, the jellyfish is charging up an attack. A large glob of brackish water bursts from the pokemon’s mouth and slams into Lopunny like a heavy punch. Lola is thrown to the ground, squeaking in pain.
The jellyfish pokemon trills with laughter, seeing your partner get hurt so badly by what you can only assume is one of its weaker attacks. But suddenly, Lola flashes pink and her opponent’s laughter sticks in his throat.
The rainbow shimmer surrounding Lola gathers where she was struck and, with an explosion of pink light, shoots towards her opponent. Which, given that he was floating above her, strikes him right between his regal tentacles, making an impressive cock and a pair of blue balls deform, then flop around wildly as if they just got smacked around with a racket.
“J-jell?!” the pokemon asks, shocked by just having his testicles blasted out of nowhere. Slowly, he sinks to the ground next to Lola. Its large tentacles aren’t flexible enough to cup its own genitals, so it just flops around on the ground, crying and wailing at the unexpected low blow.
`Lola used Mirror Coat! A critical hit!`
You bolt towards Lola, worried about what the attack did to her. The bunny pokemon is barely conscious, lying on her stomach struggling to keep one eye open. She’s entirely fixated on her opponent. Slowly, she drags herself towards her downed enemy, her paw reaching for his sore and exposed weak spots, ready to wrap her paw around it and squeeze down – but the jellyfish-like pokemon recovers enough to float back up into the air, his balls dangling temptingly above Lopunny’s face, just out of reach. It smiles sadistically, no doubt ready to unleash hell upon Lola for daring to hit him down there.
“Mienshao! Get in with Aerial Ace! Then Force Palm to finish!”
A blur of gray and purple shoots onto the clearing and zooms through the air underneath Lola’s opponent. You only see it for a moment, but it looks ermine-like, with two legs and large sleeve-like fur dangling over its arms. You see it lying almost perfectly horizontal in the air – it’s undoubtedly a female, judging by its smooth crotch – and you’re certain you see the pokemon flutter her eyelashes at you. Then, her sleeves whip up and slash into the floating pokemon’s nutsack, making them bounce comically once more.
The attack hits the right of the two light-blue nuts perfectly center and slams it brutally against the body of its owner. The jellyfish’s eyes bulge out, but the attack isn’t over yet. Mienshao twists her body around to slam her legs into the ground, then lets her paw strike upward. Her flat paw presses against her opponent’s gonad, a painful sack tap – but then it starts to glow, increasing in brightness until the paw discharges a shockwave, right into the testicle Lola has already tenderized.
“CENT!” With a shrill shriek, you watch the shockwave travel through the testicle and reverberate throughout the fleshy gonad, bouncing back and forth inside the ball and amplifying each time it hits the shell of the nut. The testicle explodes with a wet pop, bursting inside the nutsack much like a water balloon.
“CEEEE!” The half-castrated pokemon can only shriek irrationally as it is thrown once more to the ground by a female attacking his reproductive system, this time doing irreparable damage.
`Mienshao used Force Palm! A critical hit!`
`The foe’s Jellicent right testicle ruptured! Jellicent is paralyzed!`
You can’t help but wince in sympathy at the male plight of Lola’s opponent. Half of his manhood have just been erased from existence and you have a front row seat to the show. But the empathy for your fellow male is short-lived as you see the ermine-like pokemon walk up to you. Purring and still fluttering her eyelashes, she approaches you with swaying hips and stops only when she is right in front of your crotch. You freeze in fear at what this castrating pokemon might do to you. You feel her palm stroke along your thigh, reaching upwards. Her paw feels surprisingly soft as it closes around your right nut. “Shao,” she purrs as her paw starts squeezing your testicle lightly.
You start sweating bullets. Her smile makes it look like she’s actually enjoying this, as if she’s looking forward to taking away half of your manhood as well.
A young woman in an apron and nothing but an apron dashes onto the clearing. In her right hand, she holds a pokeball and in her left, a small hammer with a textured head like those meant to tenderize meat.
“Mienshao, make sure Buru doesn't run while I neuter him!”
With a cute little “Kekee!” that was so unlike the pokemon’s earlier seductive purring, the mienshao jabs her outstretched paw into your balls, forcing your much abused nuts to bend inwards where her paw strikes them. You double over and groan in fresh ball pain, then she immediately heads back to the mewling Jellicent that was desperate to keep its last remaining testicle and status as a man intact. But the male could only weakly seize up as it feels Mienshao slam her foot onto his shrivelled blue dick and yoink his half-filled nutsack away from its body. It puts the distorted scrotum onto a flat stone and holds it there.
The girl in an apron gets down on all fours, and otherwise being completely naked, gives you a perfect view of her pink snatch and butthole. She wiggles her holes in front of your face enticingly, but the view is sharply contrasted by what she is about to do. You see her raise the hammer in her hand high into the air.
“Hold his last ball still for me, Mienshao!” Another quick chirp signifies the pokemon's understanding, and then the strange girl starts bashing her hammer into the jellicent’s last nut with meaty *thwacks*. “You see, Buru? You may have gotten one over me back at the day care, but that doesn't mean you won’t lose your eggmakers! Your trainer paid me to pop them and pop them I will! You need to accept that you're getting castrated already! No more sex for you!”
The girl’s tirade is accompanied by several strikes with the mallet. Each one makes jellicent’s lone nut swell and buckle at the same time. Several times, the hammer’s head catches the gonad edge on, and in those places the testicle’s shell visibly buckles inward while the rest of the ball swells more and more due to the brutal beating the girl was administering. It was a frightening sight and the pokemon was screaming for its life, but at the same time, you couldn’t look away. Given the pain in your own balls, something in your brain commands you to watch the ongoing castration closely – probably to learn how to avoid such a fate for your own manhood. Also, the girl’s pussy being right in your face helps convince you.
Finally, with a wet *SPLAT!* the jellicent’s second testicle pops in his sack, splattering the girl’s apron with testicle mush. The Jellicent named Buru thrashes and cries for a few more seconds, then it goes limp as the pain of its castration overwhelms it.
`The foe’s Jellicent’s left testicle ruptured! It has been castrated!`
`The foe’s Jellicent has fainted!`
Wiping the sweat off of her forehead, the girl stands up and looks at the flattened nutsack dangling between Jellicent’s tentacles with a satisfied smile. “Phew! What a troublemaker you are, mister! Well, I guess you’re not a mister anymore. Alright, we’re almost done with Buru now. Mienshao, Heal Block!”
With another chirp, the mienshao thrusts her paw against the sack full of mush, and some sort of energy envelops it. As you watch, the scrotum seems to lose some of its sky-blue color, making the bruises pokemon and human have inflicted on the nutsack stand out that much more.
`Mienshao used Heal Block! The foe’s Jellicent was prevented from healing!`
“Alright, now that you don’t have balls anymore, I’m sure you’ll appreciate *this* ball all the more. Buru, come back!” The girl clicks the button on the pokeball she has been holding, and the unconscious and nutless pokemon gets sucked into it. Finally, she turns to you and Lola. “Oh! Hey there, is your pokemon ok?”
She approaches you with a worried mien, stopping right next to you. Which means you get a perfect up-close view of her cunt. While you nurse your aching balls, you can’t help but admire how inviting her puffy lips look. With one hand still wrapped around your nuts, you discretely start rubbing your noodle to the sight.
“S-she got hit with a p-pretty nasty water attack…”
“Oh, then recall her to her ball! I have a pokemon back at the day care that can fix her right up!” she says and smiles. Given that your eyes are locked in on her pussy and you’re subtly jerking off to her, you’re a bit slow in responding. Luckily, the girl seems to interpret the pause as confusion. “Oh, right! I’m Sue! I’m a pokemon breeder and I run the day care on route 3!”
Your hand speeds up. Really, it’s Sue’s fault for suddenly showing up in front of you, practically nude. And after all that teasing by Lola and the girls at the Pokemon Center! She couldn’t blame you for quickly rubbing one out to her cute honeypot!
“Shao…” Sue’s pokemon suddenly growls. Both Sue and you look at the mienshao questioningly, and the pokemon sighs. She gives her trainer a slap on her bare butt, which makes her squeak cutely.
You smile and immediately resume jerking off. “Oh no! I forgot, I ran out with just my apron! How embarrassing!” Sue sinks in on herself, blushing and trying to cover herself up.
Then, you feel a paw wrap around the hand currently tugging your dick. Mienshao stands in front of you, looking none too pleased. Her other hand is covered in energy.
“SHA!” Her paw smashes into your nutsack. The strike itself is only as strong as a punch Sue could give you, but then you feel the force of the punch travel through the length of your balls, hit the tip – and then get reflected back to reverberate throughout your testicles. It feels like your balls are tearing themselves apart from the inside, the pain getting stronger the more times mienshao’s nut slap echoes through your nut meat.
“GWAAAH!”
`The foe’s Mienshao used Force Palm! You are paralyzed! You can’t move!`
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“I’m so sorry about Mienshao, it’s just that she can be very protective of me, so when I got loud, she just lashed out!”
Sue is kneeling in front of you after she dropped you off in a plush chair at her day care. The girl is strong, having carried you all the way here after her mienshao had almost scrambled your eggs. Again. “I-it’s fine, I already feel better,” you say and you mostly tell the truth. Your nuts are still smarting, of course, but with Sue so close, you can already feel your dick stirring again.
She really is cute, you decide. Sue wears her dirty blond hair in two messy ponytails, and you can clearly make out the freckles on her face. Combined with the tan lines her apron seems to leave on her shoulders, they give Sue some tomboyish charm. Sadly, she’s already put on a loose top and shorts. “Are you sure? I better have Ruru give your meat and veg’ a Heal Pulse too. Mienshao means well, but you see, she’s almost solely responsible for popping the boys here, so her attacks often hit down there as well…”
“Uh… popping?”
Sue nods brightly. “I’m a pokemon breeder! A lot of people think a breeder’s work starts and ends with feeding pokemon the right berries, but they ignore the actual breeding part! Trainers will give me their prized pokemon to breed them strong offspring, and we have ways to make sure certain traits are inherited, but at the end of the day, it all comes down to luck which little spermie gets to be first, you know? So it’s inevitable a lot of eggs develop into pokemon that aren’t viable for battling, but we can’t just release them into the wilds as is, that would quickly overwhelm local populations. So, a lot of work in a breeder’s day consists of taking the males and crushing their little ballsies, like *pop, pop*! And only after we made sure they are useless as males and can’t get it up anymore do we release them. Otherwise, they’d be naughty and mount all the girls in the area.”
“A-ah…” That takes the wind out of your sails again very quickly. Instead, you feel the thumping pain in your nuts much more intensely now.
But Sue apparently isn’t done explaining. “That’s why I often only wear the apron, it can get so messy with all the balls I pop! Less laundry to do, you know? And it can be very involved, depending on the pokemon I have to castrate. Sometimes, I have to pop the balls of strong and experienced pokemon, like Buru, the Jellicent you saw, because their trainers are retiring, but the boys are too aggressive for life outside the league circuit – so they have to lose their boys instead,” Sue says and giggles. “Mienshao is really good at destroying the balls of most pokemon because she’s strong, and as a fighting-type knowing Force Palm she’s really good at ringing a boy’s bells, as I’m sure you’ve noticed.”
“Y-yeah…” You don’t know what to say. What Sue is describing is nightmare fuel for any man, but she does it with the bright smile of someone telling you about a hobby they’re very passionate about. “Wait… that was a Jellicent, a ghost-type, right? How come Mienshao managed to hit his… hit him with Force Palm?”
“Oh, we were just going to destroy Buru’s nuts when he ran away, so she already had used Foresight to be able to kick and punch a ghost in the ballsies. Even strong boys like him still sometimes get scared of having their ballsies popped, which is just so silly. We always break their nuts in the end anyway, so what’s the big idea? Anyway, Mienshao can rupture most Normal-, Ice- and Dark-types with one shot, and Foresight allows her to do the deed on Ghost-types as well. Their balls are *really* fragile!” She pauses for a moment to let you take in this information about the relative strength of testicles between pokemon types.
“Rock- and Steel-types have balls that often last a bit longer, most of them instinctively use Harden when you punch their balls. Which I don’t get, to be honest, because dude, you’re facing a *fighting*-type and she has trained all her life destroying your manhood, just let it happen! All you’re doing is stretching out the pain in your two little geodudes down there.” She laughs heartily. “You’re a boy, do you get why they struggle so much? I mean, if I told you you’d have to get your sack slimmed down by two balls, you wouldn’t make such a fuss, would you?”
“Uh, uhm…” You don’t know what to say to that. Arceus, this girl and her Mienshao must be responsible for so many destroyed testicles over her career as a breeder. You try to distract Sue. “Uh, you said something about healing me?”
“Oh, right! RURU! COME OVER HERE, PLEASE!” From somewhere in another room, a cute little squeak answers. “Hey, by the way, I saw what your lopunny did to that jellicent’s nutsack. That was a strong ball blaster for such a little bunny, good job! Training her to go for the nuts, huh? You don’t see that very often from male trainers, even though it’s so smart! As a boy you can have her target your ballbag any time you want to get some training in, like *pow pow*!” Sue throws a few fake punches towards your groin that make you flinch. “Just like those speedbags they have at the gym! Say, you don’t happen to have any grass-types you trained the same way?”
“I- What? No, I don’t, I mean I haven’t train-”
“Ah, dang, ok. I wanted to ask just in case. You see, I’ve been given this Swampert to take care of and he’s a big and strong boy, with big and strong balls. He’s been letting me and Mienshao have a crack at them every day for the last three weeks, but we just can’t get his big ol’ eggmakers to break.”
“T-three weeks…?” you whisper.
“Mhmm, and he’s been such a sweetie the whole, letting Mienshao use Force Palm on his left nut while I wail on his right nut with my hammer, so I start to feel a bit bad that it takes so long to fix him, but he’s been trained for defense, and we just don’t have any super effective attacks to nut him with. So if you had a Lilligant with Leaf Blade or even better, a Tsareena with Trop Kick, those balls would burst real easy! Ah, if I had a pokemon with Psychic at least, she could twist his nuts in his sack and then we could just wait until they die and fall off by themselves. Oh well, I guess that means it’s back to the hammer for a while longer. I mean, how much longer can those balls last, really? They’re balls! They break so easily!”
“Kii-ah!” A gasp comes from the door, where something like a miniature ballet dancer with long green hair stands. The pokemon, a Kirlia you recognize, stands stock-still, her hands pressed over her little mouth while she stares at you with eyes as wide as pokeballs.
“Ruru? What’s wrong? Come over here, silly girl. You need to give this boy a Heal Pulse. Mienshao hit him where it counts and we don’t want him losing any balls not meant to be lost, right?” At that, Sue turns to you. “Unless you want us to pop them…?”
“NO! I mean, no, definitely not!”
“Ok, geez, just checking…. Come on, Ruru, don’t dawdle! She’s a sweetie, but she doesn’t have it in her to fix the boys in the day care. They always plead with her, saying things like ‘No, no, please don’t break my balls! I need those’. At least, that’s what I think they say. And Ruru can never bring herself to pop their nuts after that, that silly goose.”
The Kirlia runs over to you, staring at you with wide eyes the entire time. She seems almost… star-struck. As she reaches you, she does a cute little curtsy but loses her balance and falls on her face. A little squeak and a deepening blush is all that indicates that she messed up her introduction since she is back on her feet in record time, which just makes it look even more adorable.
On tip-toes, the little green-haired ballerina patters forward until she is between your legs. She reaches up and starts undoing your pants, which you guess makes sense if she is to use Heal Pulse on your balls. It’s still embarrassing, though, although Sue proves that her motormouth can’t be stopped even when a guy is getting stripped in front of her.
“Aside from that Swampert, most boys pop easily enough, but you know what? Most people think the balls of normal-types are easiest to break, but that’s actually not true at all. A lot of normal-types are surprisingly sturdy, luckily Mienshao will pop those for me. She doesn’t know Rock Smash, but she knows how to smash rocks, if you catch my drift, haha. No, it’s actually psychic-types that you can castrate the easiest. You know why? Because so many pokemon know Bite or Crunch! Actually, I often pop them myself. We had this herd of wandering Drowzee coming through, and they and Hypno have this image of hypnotizing girls to stick their willies in them, but their hypnosis actually doesn’t last very long and they have a thing for getting sucked off by girls, pokemon and human alike, so usually you can just lower your mouth a bit and *chomp*! One less horny boy to worry about, haha!”
The memory of a pair of Drowzee testicles bursting inside her mouth seems to greatly amuse the breeder. “Like I said, we had a whole herd coming through and the rangers couldn’t get here in time, so I just stripped to get them all hard and raring to go, then the first hypnotized me, stuck his thing in my face and I made sure he couldn’t ever do that again a few seconds later. Then, the next one would hypnotize me to make me stop resisting and stick *his* willie in my face, so I then crunched *those* walnuts in my mouth. And on and on it went. You know, for psychic-types, Drowzee really aren’t all that smart.”
“Uh, Sue?!”
While Sue was yapping on and on, Ruru the Kirlia had stripped your pants and underwear, and then proceeded to snuggle and pet your bruised balls. Now, she is climbing onto your lap and rubbing your rapidly hardening dick against herself. Poking through her white ballerina-like dress, you can see the pink tips of her small breasts, and her skirt parts perfectly to reveal her glistening little pussy.
“Kir…” she moans and opens her mouth as wide as it would go, then lets her head sink onto the tip of your dick.
You can’t help but moan slightly. It’s barely more than a muttered “Oh, fuck…” but Ruru hears you and smiles around your dick. With sloppy noises, she starts passionately making out with your member.
“Ruru?! What are you doing, girl!” Sue grabs the horny Kirlia by the hips and pulls her off your cock, but the pokemon doesn’t seem to want to let go of your dick. She wraps her legs around the nearest object she can find – your balls – and holds on for dear life, struggling to get out of Sue’s grasp. “What’s wrong with you, why are you doing this? You can’t just go and put some boy’s diglett in your mouth just because it’s the size of a joltik!”
You want to protest, but Ruru’s legs are like a vice around your nuts, and Sue is yanking on the Kirlia with all her castrating farm girl strength. The contest of strength goes on for a whole agonizing minute, until the sound of someone clearing their throat makes all three of you look up.
Lola stands in the doorway, the lopunny tapping her foot on the floor. For some reason, she’s glaring at you angrily. Walking over, she starts berating you with a cascade of bunny sounds. Is she blaming you for something?
Now standing next to you, her eyes wander from you to your balls to the pokemon currently attached to them. Lola and Ruru exchange a few quick words – then Lola clenches one of her ears, balling it into a fist, and sends it flying right into your nuts!
“AAAH!” you scream.
“KII!” Ruru agrees.
`Lola used Pound! A critical hit!`
Your balls buckle and warp between Lola’s punch and the chair, getting flattened to a sad pair of pancakes. The obsessed Kirlia loses her grip on your balls, mostly due to them being too flat to hold onto, getting yanked off your sack by Sue while she complains. You fall off the chair, curling up into a protective ball around your flattened nuts.
The only one actually pleased by that development seems to be Sue. “Ooh, right in the berries! Thank you, lopunny, good job getting Ruru to let go,” Sue says. Your partner gives the breeder the equivalent of a thumbs up.
“WHY? MY BALLS! OH ARCEUS MY BALLS!” Lola’s punch has left your balls in a very unnatural state. It feels like lopunny’s punch has left a deep impression in your testicles, the former ovals now splaying out like dough that has been rolled out.
‘…ster…’
You want to ask what that noise was, but the agony in your disfigured balls don’t really give you the opportunity to do so. But you do see and feel Ruru struggle out of Sue’s grip and bolt for your crotch. Pink psychic-type energy gathers around the kirlia.
She easily forces your hands aside and bends over your bruised and misshapen nutsack – and starts kissing your scrotum. Waves of pink energy flow into your nutsack, and they feel heavenly.
‘Master… must heal master… big and strong… love master… make love…’
The voice of a girl echoes in your mind while the gut-churning pain in your balls slowly eases. In Ruru’s grip, your balls slowly inflate back to their normal size, buffing out where Lola has crunched them inwards.
Slowly, the healing energy abates, and the voice inside your head grows weaker. You can’t help but reach out towards Ruru and pet her green hair. She looks tired, the healing must have taken a lot out of her. “Ruru, you… love me?” you whisper.
With a tiny smile on the little ballerina’s mouth, she nods and then succumbs to her tiredness.
`Kirlia used Heal Pulse! Your testicles have had their HP restored!`
You all stare at the sleeping pokemon for a little while, her head resting on your nutsack as if it is a pillow. Ruru is drooling onto your balls in her sleep, which you wouldn’t mind since she just healed your manhood – but the expression on her face looks kind of lewd, as if she’s having a naughty dream.
“I… I think I heard her speak to me…”
Sue blinks a few times in surprise. “Huh, I knew she cares more about boy’s balls than is good for her, especially here at the day care… but it looks like Ruru likes *you* as well, not just your dangly bits. You know, Kirlia are a bit… peculiar. Very emotional. Not many people can handle them, and so they often get a bit lonely. But it’s said that they can telepathically communicate, but only with people they deeply trust… Say, what about taking her with you on your journey?”
You and Lola gawp at Sue with your mouths hanging open. “What?! You want me to become Ruru’s trainer?” you ask.
“Yeah, it’s a good idea, isn’t it? Ruru isn’t cut out for working at a day care, and she could really benefit from seeing some more of Unova, and getting in a few scraps to toughen up a bit. She seems to have a thing for you, that’s obvious even if she hadn’t just tried to suck on your little guy. Plus, and I don’t mean to offend anybody here, but your lopunny just had a serious go at your balls. If you were one of my pokemon, I’d say your berries were about 70% smushed. Take it from someone who knows, she seems like a real ballbuster. I think you could use someone on your team who knows how to heal a pair if the need arises,” Sue says and winks at Lola.
Lopunny turns her head and snorts dismissively.
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Your phone glows bright in the dark night, illuminating your tent. You open the web browser and get ready to look for some nice, wholesome porn that lets you forget about all the insane things that happened to your testicles since you started your journey as pokemon trainer. But a thought stops you. Ever since you headed out to find a partner pokemon, you hadn’t looked at the Battlenet forums at all. Maybe you’ve missed something cool? You decide to log in before you jerk off.
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**Topic: New Trainers on the circuit (Non lab-sponsored ONLY!)**
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*Posted on August 5th, 20xx:*
It’s that time of the year again – the newbies join the circuit!
You know what that means, we need a thread to mock, admire and ~~perv on them~~ discuss their teams. Whether it’s their pokemon or movesets, their battle tactics ~~or bust sizes~~, it all goes in here!
A reminder: lab-sponsored trainers go in the LAB-SPONSORED TRAINER THREAD. Same goes for trainers that aren’t having their first go at the league circuit. That should be self-explanatory but every year, we still get people coming in here and discussing whatever weirdos professor Juniper decided to sponsor. ~~We get it, you want to rip off Hilda’s shorts and bend her over a table,~~ but that doesn’t belong in this thread, capiche?!
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**> Loneliest-Exeggcute (Verified Trainer)**
Hey, does anyone know what happened to the guy that came into the Striaton City pokemon center yesterday? He was leaning on this ranger girl, holding a bag in front of himself and limping? He had a single pokeball with him, so I have to assume he’s a new trainer.
**> LadyInRed999**
I saw that lmao trust me LE you do NOT wanna know what this dude’s problem was :D xD
**> Loneliest-Exeggcute (Verified Trainer)**
What do you mean? If a run-in wild pokemon attacked him, we should know! What if another newbie gets jumped by whatever attacked that guy, they might not make it out alive.
**> iridebikes**
Dude if a girl tells you you don’t want to know, you better believe her… but since ur so dense, this guy had very *male-specific* problems and he DEFINITELY deserved all of them
**> LadyInRed999**
exactly xD did you see his balls?!?! they were so red and swollen I thought they were pokeballs at first >:D there was a group of girls there that was giving him shit for it and I heard one of them cracked his nuts lmaooo
**> iridebikes**
I did see because my friend [MacchiLove] was the one to finish his nuts off. Lil perv had it coming, newbie had only one pokemon and take a wild guess what it was. If you guessed a personal sex toy, ur right. He had a lopunny and he probably goons to his mon every night. ~~His dick was tiny as well~~ I’ve seen Pichu that were better “equipped” if you catch my drift, so this guy was definitely just trying to lose his V-card to a pokemon 🤢 thankfully [MacchiLove] put an end to this guy’s sex life lol
**> nJoy_Sanyou (Pokemon League Staff)**
I would like to remind all trainers that publicly discussing other people’s medical history is a breach of the Pokemon Center terms and conditions. Repeated violation of them may result in you losing access to the center’s services as well as your medical data being sold off to SilphCo. *Especially* the video recording of one’s treatment. I hear the one’s involving female trainers enjoy a wide audience over in Kanto…
**> iridebikes**
Please don’t release that video! I couldn’t have known he was too big for me, what was I supposed to do?!
**> MacchiLove (Verified Trainer)**
Hey, you didn’t sound like Macchi was too big for you for the first twenty minutes, in fact, I’d say you enjoyed him very much 😏 It’s not Macchi’s fault that you were training for an ultra distance race and cramped up with him inside you. Anyway, lets just say perv boy better start carrying revives in his underwear because my knee hit his crotch like a Giga Impact and I definitely heard something crack down there 🤭
**> iridebikes**
Oh for Arceus sake, why am I friends with you again?!
**> LadyInRed999**
wait but I saw this guy’s lopunny win tho, against a machoke IIRC. that little bunny could really kick, it looked like she turned her opponent from male to female lololol
**> Arosebyanyothername (Verified Trainer)**
Hey [MacchiLove], you know other trainers can see your battle records, right? We know you lost a 1v1 yesterday. I guess that confirms there’s a newbie who has already evolved his buneary… And he won with a type-disadvantage to boot? He sounds like an interesting guy, I might have to challenge him just to see what he’s got going on!
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Embarassed, you let your phone sink onto your sleeping bag. People are already taking about Lola and you. This couldn’t have gone any worse. There’s even a trainer out there now who seems to be looking for a fight when you haven’t even challenged a single Pokemon Gym! You need to remedy this immediately.
Your next destination was clear. Head for Castelia City to win your first badge. On the way, you would try to train Lola and Ruru as much as possible, trying to develop a strategy as you head through Nacrene City and Pinwheel Forest. With a badge under your belt, hopefully people would forget about this embarrassing incident in the Pokemon Center.
Just as you raise your phone again and click on a video about a hot looking MILF from Kanto doing it with a Mr. Mime, you hear something rustle at the foot of your tent. Slowly, the zipper of your tent starts to move. Your blood freezes, even as the moans and wet slaps coming from your phone grow more lewd. Something - or someone - is outside your tent and working to get in.