Mom asks if a girl has ever hurt my balls

When I was younger and still living with my parents my Mom and I were alone together at home watching a movie called The Roommate. In this movie Leighton Meester plays a college girl who gives her professor a very hard knee in the balls. His reaction is very realistic. It’s one of my favorite movie busts.

When this scene played out on our TV my mother who was 39 at the time giggled when she kneed him and after the scene was over paused the movie and asked “has a girl ever done that to you?” At this point I hadn’t been kicked in the balls yet. Only seen it happen on TV and to other guys in real life

I told her no, and I don’t think it really hurts as much as they show in movies, trying to somewhat act tough. She giggled again and said “Well I can tell you from experience their reactions are very real. You’re in for quite the shock if someone ever does that to you.” I was too embarrassed to continue the conversation so we just finished the movie.

Later that night my Dad came to talk to me because my mom told him about our conversation. He told me about the few times he had been kicked in the balls by girls when he was younger and how badly it hurts and to be careful.

Very shortly after this conversation I did get my first kick in the balls and it hurt every bit as bad as they both said it would.