Total Drama Ballbusting (3)
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Total Drama: Nutshot Mayhem - Episode 3: "Smash or Pass"
Chris: "Welcome back to Total Drama: Nutshot Mayhem! Last time, Cody climbed his way to victory, while Tyler faced the dreaded Ballswing elimination. But today, we’re diving into a challenge where only the best can survive!"
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Scene 1: Challenge Explanation
The contestants gather in front of Chris, who is standing beside a large screen displaying photos of the boys.
Chris: "Today’s challenge is called Smash or Pass! The female contestants will vote on who they think is the best looking among you. The one with the least votes will be the first to face the nutshots. The winner gets immunity from getting smashed!"
Geoff: "This sounds easy! I mean, look at us!"
Cody: "Yeah, but what if we get the worst votes? It’s all subjective!"
Alejandro: "I don’t care, i mean its obivious i win."
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Scene 2: Voting Process
The girls gather in a separate area to discuss their choices. Chris walks around to gather opinions.
Chris: "Alright ladies, who are you going to smash, and who are you going to pass?"
Heather: "I think Alejandro has this in the bag. He’s charming!"
Lindsay: "But I kind of like Tyler! He’s got that cute vibe!"
Heather: "Lindsay he is not here anymore.."
Izzy: "why isnt Owen here? Hah he would be the best chunky boyy! Hahah"
Courtney: "I’m leaning towards Scott. He can be kind of cute when he’s not being a jerk."
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Scene 3: Contestants Wait
Back with the boys, they are anxious about the results.
Cody: "What if I’m last? I can’t handle more nutshots!"
Duncan: "Dude, it’s just a game. We’re all going to get hit at some point."
Noah: "Unless you’re Alejandro, who somehow gets out of everything!"
Alejandro: "I appreciate the confidence, but looks aren’t everything, fellas."
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Confessionals:
Scott: "I’m just here trying to be the best, but I know I’m not the prettiest."
Wayne: "If I get passed over, I’m going to lose it!"
Cody: "I really hope they see me as more than just the dumb guy."
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Scene 4: The Results
The girls return to announce their votes. Chris stands ready to reveal the results.
Chris: "Alright, it’s time for the results! Let’s see who the girls want to smash!""
Chris: "the girls are in line waiting to smash the most important things of your manhood!"
Chris: "the one with least votes by 1 is.. Cody."
*Izzy was first in line and she ran to cody*
Izzy: "kaboom!" *She kicked cody*
Cody: *winces in pain*
Izzy: "hahahaa"
*Chris laughed*
Chris: "good content mh. Well now we have two with 2 votes which are.. Wayne and Noah.'
*The girls in line were Bridgette and Zoey*
*Bridgette kicked wayne with her boots*
*Wayne groaned*
*Zoey kicked Noah*
*Noah winced*
Noah: "not there ag-"
Wayne: "Chris youre making me infertile!"
*Chris laughed*
Chris: "too bad wayne. Well next one with 3 votes is.. Lightning."
Lightning: "no!"
*The girl in line was Lindsay*
*Lindsay kicked him with her heels*
*Lightning groaned*
Lightning: "ghh-"
Chris: "ouchh- well next one with 5 votes is, Scott."
Scott: "no way! dude!"
*The girl in line was leshawna*
*Leshawna kicked him with full force*
Leshawna: "mhm."
Scott: "Aughh- chriss stop this.."
*Chris laughed*
Chris: "the next boy is.. Geoff"
*The girl in line was Heather"
*Geoff gulped*
*Heather kicked him sadistically*
Geoff: *groans* "ghh- not my balls!"
Heather: "stop being a jerk always."
*Chris laughed a lot*
Chris: "last two we have is Duncan and Alejandro. Lets see who Courtney can kick.. and the loser with 7 votes is.. Duncan."
Duncan: "are you crazy thats courtn-"
*Courtney kicked him*
Courtney: "thats for being a jerk."
*She kicked him again*
*Duncan groaned*
Courtney: "thats for being a bigger jerk"
*She kicked him again.*
Courtney: "and thats for jerking off to that picture of me!"
*Duncan was groaning in pain holding his nuts*
*Chris couldnt stop laughing at all*
Chris: "im sorry this is just too funny!"
Courtney: "ill show you funny chris."
*Chris protected his nuts*
Chris: "no need.. um. Ill see you at the campfire!"
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Scene 8 :
Chris : "welcome boys to our next elimination! Todays girl is Izzy!"
*Duncan was still in pain while Alejandro was smirking while having invincibilty*
Izzy: "i wanna eliminate.. hmm. Scott."
Scott: "no way me? Why!"
Chris: "scott youre out."
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Scene 9 :
*Scott was sitting in the eliminating machine*
Scott: "ill never come b-"
*Izzy pulled a lever which send a pole right to scotts groin sending him flying*
Izzy: "HAHAHA i wish i could do that every day!"
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Chris: "and thats for todays episode. See you next time on Total Drama Nutshot Mayhem!"