Kyoko Kirigiri, the Ultimate Detective?! No, the Ultimate Nutcracker

WARNING: All the characters in this story are 18+. Non original characters in the story belong to Danganronpa's copyright owners. This story contains extreme violence, light gore and castration, attempting to mimick the atmosphere and the themes of the universe it is set in.


She stood there amid the silent hallway, eyes fixated on the little notebook resting on top of one of the many wooden furniture decorating the walls.

The smell of blood filled up her nostrils as she went over everything she knew about this murder so far:

“10:00 am, the body of a deceased man was found lying on the kitchen floor. His identity belonged to a certain O’Donnovel, who lived in this house alone. Apparently, the cause of death was a fatal stab wound to the heart. Police were contacted immediately.”

“10:20 am, I arrived at the crime scene where I found a person standing by the entrance. After he confirmed to be the one who found the corpse, I asked him to wait in the living room so I could ask him some questions”

“10:25 am, I entered the kitchen where I spotted the body lying face down, near a window. On a first inspection, I noticed a visible wound on his back and judging by its diameter, it was inflicted by a kitchen knife, which seemed to have been disposed of. I could make three assumptions based on what I saw: when he was struck he was trying to escape, the corpse was moved and some blood was wiped.”

Her eyes fixated for a few seconds on the last few lines written on the notebook before she picked it up to shove it back into one of the pockets of her jacket.

Then, with confident steps, she walked toward the living room, going through the door without saying a single word to the man who was staring down at her, not until she dragged a chair over and sat down opposite to him.

“What’s your relationship with the victim?”

“I guess we can be considered acquaintances with Connor. I bring him the newspaper every day before he sets off to his workplace”

“And I suppose that was the reason you were here today?”

"Y-yeah, I noticed the door was open and when I went in and saw the corpse…”

“Did you think about something in particular at the time?”

“Well, I wasn’t surprised. Connor got into some very big troubles recently with the local drug dealers. He had a huge debt but not the money to pay for it. It was a matter of time before…”

“I get that but I needed to ask, you didn’t touch the body, right? And you didn’t notice anyone leaving the house?”

“I didn’t touch the body but now that I think about it, I heard a noise coming from upstairs at one point b-”

“You can stand up now”

Kyoko ordered while standing back up herself, taking a step closer so that their bodies wouldn’t be more than one inch further.

“Mhmh, can I go home now? I have an important appointment in a f-”

He interrupted himself when he saw the Ultimate Detective slip her thumbs into his pants. He attempted to question her but Kyoko was quicker, pulling them down alongside his boxers.

At the sight of his exposed hard member pointing at her, he blushed heavily, his embarrassment stopping him from reacting in any shape or form.

On the other hand, Kyoko didn’t seem to be bothered at all by the situation, managing to maintain her usual stoic and cold expression.

Almost mechanically, she wrapped her left hand’s fingers around his sack and, after securing her grip around it, she covered his testicles with her right hand’s back, letting the studs on her glove scratch his skin lightly.

“You better not lie else the consequences for you won’t be pretty. First question, how did you know Connor was in trouble with the local drug dealers?”

“He t-told me”

He spoke with trembling lips and Kyoko sighed as she pushed the studs deeper into his balls, enough to cause a slight sensation of discomfort on his face.

“You are the drug dealer in the story and since you never saw a single dime from him, you decided it was about time to make him pay.”

“N-No! I didn’t go like t- HAAAAAAAAA”

He let out a high pitched scream as with a flick of her wrist, Kyoko dug those studs into his nuts, puncturing them in multiple spots. She waited a few seconds until the skin around the marks began to swell, then she addressed him once again.

“You killed him in the kitchen then you dragged the body toward the window and wiped some blood. Your intentions have always been to make it look like someone was attempting to dispose of Connor’s corpse before you entered the house”

“N-no. Please, I swear I am innocent. Just s-s…”

Now slightly annoyed, Kyoko didn’t even let him finish, snuffing the words out of his mouth with a precise punch to his balls, driving those metal studs into slashing and tearing them apart.

Blood sprayed all over Kyoko’s skirt and boots, accompanied by cries and screams of pain which Kyoko was quick to suppress by shoving her fingers into his mouth.

From his lifeless eyes, an unending stream of tears ran down his cheeks as Kyoko let him fall on the ground, and before he could faint, she addressed him one last time.

“You did all of this to cast suspicions away from you. You knew if I came to investigate your house, I would have found your hidden stash of drugs. Confess if you care about keeping whatever it’s left of your masculinity”

The annoyance in her voice grew more visible. This guy had just wasted her precious time with his lies and Kyoko really hated that.

She rose her foot above his swollen and broken nuts, it dangled impatiently as it waited for his reply.

“Y-you a-are r-right”

He confessed at last, yet that didn’t make her feel better at all. She was in an already quite bad mood before she came here and this person had just made it much worse.

Kyoko needed to vent one more time and so she let her boot crash down on his right orb, pulverizing it underneath its sole. The sensation of testicle jelly underneath her toes felt blessing, helping all the tension she had built into her muscles dissipate.

With her foot still standing triumphant over his crushed manhood, she picked up her phone and, after making sure it had registered everything, she began to type a number on the screen.

She brought the phone to her ear before addressing the person who replied to her call.

“Detective Kyoko Kirigiri here. I would like to ask for an ambulance to be sent. The suspect I interrogated, uhh, may need one…”

She paused for a few seconds to twist her ankle left and right, grinding those few intact chunks of meat into a fine and even paste beneath her curled toes.

“Actually a few fixes to get back in shape.”

While speaking, she gave one last glance to the man lying on the floor. Keeping her eyes on his sleeping face, she rose her foot back up to peel his squashed sack off her leather boot’s sole.

“Yea, yea, I know. I should stop using this new interrogation method…when I find one that’s more effective. Up until that day, I think I am okay with people starting to call me the Ultimate Nutcracker”

A faint smirk appeared on her face as, after shaking off the last pieces of testicles still stuck to her shoes, she walked away.