Hey betas, what's your sign?

Congrats!  You have a task.  Go do it and report back in the comments.

* Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius: Go to the grocery store and buy a single carrot - just one, nothing else.  Go home and shove the thick end down your throat as far as it goes.  You’ll gag - that’s good.  Hold it down until you can’t anymore (which we both know won’t be long).  Repeat as necessary until your gag reflex disappears.  Air signs don’t need to breathe, right?
* Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius: Put a chip clip on your clit.  Yes it will hurt.  No you can’t take it off.  Set a timer for ninety seconds - you can unclip yourself when the time is up.  Think of it as the natural consequence of *always* being a fucking brat.
* Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn: Go get your longest dildo and put it in your asshole.  Keep it in for the rest of the day.  When you remove it to take breaks, clean it with only your mouth before reinsertion.  No gum or mints permitted.
* Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces: You’ve lost your toilet privileges.  To earn them back, you have to clean the toilet seat with your tongue.  Under the seat, too.  Around the rim, too.  *Inside* the rim, too.  If you can’t do it, I guess you’ll have to piss and shit in the yard.  Hope you’ve been keeping the bathroom clean.