POP Goes A Weasel!! (Part 6)

The colorful lights of Moonlight Burgers flickered with a tired hum as Rowen wiped down the counter for the hundredth time. The clock above the service window read 2:38 AM, and the din of the deep fryer was the only company he had.

Rowen was a pretty scary yet attractive looking guy, he was a 6’4 beast with long black curly hair that reached the middle of his muscular back, nice light brown skin, with his muscular arms covered in intricate tattoos—dragons entwined with cherry blossoms—he looked more like a fighter than a fast-food worker, but the solitude of the night shift often felt like a cage.

“Man…This job is so boring without nobody to talk to.” Rowen says as he continues wiping the counters, his deep voice echoing through the entire kitchen.

Moonlight Burgers was a 24-hour joint with neon signs buzzing faintly in the dew-soaked night. It prided itself on serving greasy comfort food to late-night patrons, from restless college students to delivery drivers. Rowen hated the graveyard shift, where the silence was as thick as the sizzling burgers. He longed for company, but at this hour, the regular customers were few and far between.
Just as Rowen finished his ritual of re-stacking the ketchup bottles, a tune started to play from outside the drive thru window.

Startled, Rowen shifted his gaze to the drive-thru window. There, to his astonishment, was a clown girl with the largest breasts he had ever seen in his life. His jaw drops in an instant as he wasn’t expecting to see someone so curvy and voluptuous. She straddled her unicycle, a bizarre sight under the flickering lights, as circus music continued to play as she got closer and closer. Dressed in neon polka dots, wearing a bra that barely covered her nipples, and a face smeared in garish makeup, her smile creased into a sinister grin that sent a small shiver down his spine. But he immediately snaps out of it and asks the usual question.

“What can I get for you tonight?” He asked, trying to keep his gaze from lowering down to her boobs.

“I want something sweet!” she chirped, her voice a dissonant mix of excitement and menace.

“We uh..Have loads of desserts and pastries like brownies, ice cream, pies, and much more!” He says trying to sound enthusiastic.

Luna looks back at the menu and puts her finger on her chin and lets out a hum as she scans the menu for a good while, before finally getting interrupted by Rowen.

“You find anything yet ma’am?” Rowen asks as he peeks his head out the drive thru window to see what’s taking so long.

“Uh huh!! Yup I did!!” Luna says as she cycles back to the window to say her order.

“I’d like a vanilla ice cream…..with NUTS!!” She says with a childlike excitement as her boobs bounce around from her excessive moving.

Rowen couldn’t help but look down at her boobs again, feeling his cock harden against his tight work pants. But he quickly looks back up at her face to reply to her order.

“I’m s-sorry ma’am, the ice cream machine has been broken for a few days now and we won’t be able to get it fixed until tomorrow.” He says trying to sound as professional as possible.

“And what about the nuts?” Luna says with a pout as her eye makeup transforms into a teardrop to show her sadness.

“O-oh uh… We actually had to stop selling nuts due to several people on campus having allergic reactions, so those have been taken off the menu permanently…” Rowen says with a soft smile.


Rowen’s heart sank at her sudden mood change. The dread of dealing with her disappointment crept in. Her expression shifted instantaneously. The gleeful sparkle in her eyes turned into something darker.

“Broken?” Luna laughed, the sound echoing like a mad cackle. “Or is that just the excuse you tell all the late-night grubbers who come through here??”

With a loud and frustrated sigh, Rowen leaned slightly out of the window, his posture imposing, as he tries to convince Luna that the machine really is broken and there’s nothing he could do about it.

“It’s really broken, I swear. The last customer nearly burnt it out. I could offer you a burger or fries instead?” Rowen says trying to deescalate the situation and lighten her mood.

“Well you guys technically still have the nuts I’m looking for..~” Luna says with a predatory grin as Rowen looks at her confused.

“E-Excuse me? Ma’am I already told you we don’t hav—“ Rowen’s sentence is immediately cut off as Luna tackles him through the window and lands on top of his chest.

Without a second wasted Luna rips open his tight work pants with her sharp nails, and to her surprise he wasn’t wearing any underwear which made her job a lot easier.

“H-Hey!! Ma’am?! What the FUCK are you doing??” Rowen says slightly panicked as he feels his semi hard cock and low hanging balls in the warm air.

“Hush darling… I’m just getting the last nuts you guys have left!!” Luna says as her hand grips Rowen’s scrotum with a ton of pressure.

Rowen lets out a choked groan as he feels his balls being squeezed and flattened like pancakes. In a desperate attempt to stop her, he grabs her left boob and starts squeezing it with all his strength, but to his dismay the only thing that happens is a comedic *HONK* *HONK* as Luna lets out a chuckle before squeezing his testicles harder than any pain he’s ever felt before.

“Let…Me….G-GOOOOO!!!” Rowen says as he grabs a tray and whacks Luna across the face with it, seemingly knocking her out.

Rowen gets up and tries to escape out the drive thru window as the pain in his babymakers is unbearable, but he manages to reach the window halfway through before Luna uses her magic to close it shut, trapping his upper body outside while his lower body is still in the restaurant. As Luna finally gets up to her feet she sees Rowen’s legs flailing around trying to escape but it’s no use. Through all his flailing around she sees his fat sperm tanks slapping against his thighs, though they are hairier than she’d prefer, she still desperately craved some nuts.

So she walked closer and closer before holding out her hand and letting her giant hunting knife appear out of thin air and gently drop into her hands. With a few knife tosses in the air she finally reaches Rowen’s flailing lower half and grabs his sack giving it a few tugs and squeezes that made him yelp and moan.

“You know… I would’ve let you keep one if you didn’t whack me across the fast with a metal tray!” She says in a frustrated tone as her makeup turns into a broken heart, showing her discontent with the sudden attack.

After her sentence Luna pulls Rowen’s sack, so that it can stretch long enough for her to cut. She continues to stretch out his sack until it feels like his cords are finally about to snap, before letting go and letting his stretched out sack smack the wall with a loud—

*SMACK* *CRUNCH*

Rowen lets out a shrill as his balls feel like they’ve been punched by a professional boxer. Luna then picks up his sack and throws it back into the wall making his eyes roll back in his head as he lets out a choked gasp. She picks his nutsack up again but instead of slamming it against the wall, she grabs her knife and starts cutting into his sack, as his screams echo through the silent night, it feels like his cords are being pinched and poked at as he continues to scream and beg for help.

And after what felt like hours of pain Rowen’s nutsack had finally been cut off, Luna holds his sack in the air for a few seconds before dropping it down with a comedic—

*PLAP*

As Rowen’s severed hairy sack bounce a bit before lying there and tipping over letting his bare testicles spill out. Luna picks up the bare testicles with one hand and starts drooling as she’s been craving a nice pair of meaty testicles. After a few seconds of admiring her new snack she holds out her free hand and lets a vanilla ice cream cone appear out of thin air, before gently placing each testicle on the ice cream. As she looks at her new masterpiece, she couldn’t help but lick her plump lips before taking a giant bite out of the ice cream, making sure she got a taste of nut meat.

“Mmmmm~ DEE-FUCKING-LICOUS” She says with a satisfied grin, as she turns over to Rowen’s now unconscious body and gives his hairy muscular butt a slap.