POP Goes The Weasel (Part 8)

In the heart of the city, tucked away deep into a forest, lay the Iron Moon Dojo. The air within the dojo was thick with the scent of polished wood and sandalwood incense, a perfect blend that complemented the tranquil atmosphere. It was here, amidst the soft sounds of rustling leaves outside, that Sensei Cory found solace in his daily ritual of meditation.

Cory, a towering figure at 6’7”, had the presence of a mountain, his dark brown skin contrasting beautifully against the black fabric of his fighting gi. His white dreadlocks, tied back into a ponytail, and a long beard that was braided to match his white dreadlocks that cascaded down his back. Though the average person couldn’t exactly tell, Cory was in his late 50s early 60s, as his huge muscles relaxed, a testament to his many years of practice and mastery over the art of karate. He breathed deeply, allowing the calmness to seep into his bones, each breath in harmonizing with the rhythm of his heart.

Yet, today was different. There was an unsettling energy that danced just beyond the dojo’s serene boundaries, a foreboding whisper that tugged at the edges of Cory’s focus. He opened one eye, casting a quick glance around the dojo’s interior, but all remained quiet. Shaking off the feeling, he returned to his meditation, deepening his breath and allowing the outside world to fade into obscurity.

In the silence there was a very subtle noise that sounded like a blade as the weapon glinted ominously in the faint light as the unknown figure prepared to strike. With a flick of the figures wrist the sharp star flew towards the back of Cory’s head at a blinding speed, aiming for the center of his meditative form.

But just as the star cut through the air, something shifted. Sensei Cory, in a fluid motion that belied his age, opened his other eye just in time. His reflexes, honed by decades of training, kicked in. With two fingers, he plucked the star from the air as if it were a falling leaf. The weapon glinted ominously in his grasp, suspended in the space between them.

Luna’s eyes widened in surprise, a flicker of annoyance crossing her painted features.

Cory straightened, rising to his full height, his imposing figure silhouetted against the warm light of the dojo. As his loud deep voice demanded—

“Whoever you are…. COME OUT!!!” His voice boomed causing the dojo to shake a bit.

After a few seconds of silence Cory could hear the subtle footsteps of his attacker, but it didn’t sound like it was a larger male opponent he was certain it was a smaller female. As he turned his head to the side to see that it was a woman who clearly wasn’t dressed properly for the weather.

It was none other than Luna, as she leaned against the doorway tossing the ninja stars up and down in her hand that she threw hoping to kill the man. Cory fully turns around to see the attacker and is a bit stunned that she’s wearing a very tiny bra that’s a bright yellow with black stripes on it almost resembling a bumblebee, as his gaze lowers a bit to see she’s wearing a really tiny miniskirt that matches her bra that could barely contain her large tits. As he looks up at her soft yet crazed face to see she has on yellow makeup with heavy black eyeliner, as her plump lips are a nice cherry red color.

“So… You’re the one who threw this?” Cory says as he spins the ninja star on his finger, letting it shine glisten at certain angles.

“Y’know… For an old man your reflexes are AWESOME!!” Luna says not taking his question serious.

“What is it that you want?!” Cory days as his tone gets a bit more serious.

“Welllllllllll~…. If you REALLY wanna know… I want….” Before Luna finishes her sentence she throws the remaining ninja stars she had in her hand before dashing in.

Cory’s eyes widen a bit as he sees the sharp stars flying towards him. But he manages to dodge all of them almost defying the speed of light as his quick movements were a blur. As all the ninja stars are stuck in the wall behind him, his gaze quickly looks at the crazed clown girl running towards him at full speed, as she inches closer she manages to punch him in the jaw, but he barely flinches as her punch felt like a light slap. He then sends a devastating blow to her gut knocking the air out of her lungs as she’s sent flying back.

Luna is practically gasping for whatever air she could get, as she clutches her stomach from the unbearable pain she feels.

“Get up…” Cory says as he gestures his hands signaling her to attack him again.

With 10 more seconds of her catching her breath Luna gets up and dashes towards him again, but as she gets closer to him she holds her hands out and suddenly her giant mallet appears out of thin air with a few sparkles, before swinging the large heavy mallet towards his chest, Cory manages to block the attack but the heavy mallet sends him sliding backwards just a few feet. As he recovers he sees Luna charging towards him again before drawing her leg back and sending it flying in between his thighs with a loud—

*WHACK*

Cloe sends her heavy combat boots into Cory’s sack but to her surprise and intense dismay, Cory doesn’t even move an inch as he feels her boot flattening his sack, he quickly grabs her leg from in between his thighs and lifts it up before charging his fist up and punching her in the pussy with a loud—

*THUMP*

Luna feels the gut wrenching blow to her cunt as Cory throws her down to the ground, and lets her cup her aching cunt, as she gently massages her vagina. Cory looks down at her crumpled body and lets out a disappointed exhale.

“Immediately resenting to low blows..? Where’s your honor?!” Cory says in a scolding tone as he feels a bead of sweat drip down his thick bushy brow.

Luna looks up at him through teary eyes as her gaze looks in between his spread legs and sees her ninja stars are still stuck into the wall, an idea pops up in her head as she reaches her arm out and uses her telekinesis to lodge out the ninja stars. And with a flew flicks of her wrist all the ninja stars fly out the wall flying towards Cory’s unsuspecting back, at the last second Cory looks behind him to see the ninja stars coming towards him at a blinding speed, as he braces for the sharp blades, they manage to slice his muscular arms, neck, and thighs.

He lets out a pained grunt as he quickly turns back around to face Luna, but to his confusion she’s nowhere in sight.

“Hey Gramps!! Down here!!” Luna shouts as Cory turns back around and looks down seeing Luna crouched in front of him and sends an uppercut into his sack.

But yet again it doesn’t affect him as Luna looks up at him with a nervous chuckle. He tries to grab her but she rolls in between his legs before she tries to think of another plan. As she rolls away she does notice that when she kicked and uppercutted him in the balls, his sack felt lower than most of the guys she dealt with and a plan quickly brewed in her mind.

As she runs towards him she uses her magic as a comically large pie magically appears out of thin air before she launches it towards his face. And with a loud SPLAT the giant pie covers Cory’s entire top half of his body as he’s blinded by the sticky whipped cream, causing his giant figure to stumble back and frantically get the whipped cream out his eyes.

Seeing her plan starting to fall in full affect she quickly runs towards the blinded giant, not letting an extra second go to waste, as she holds out her left hand and lets her giant hunting knife fly down into her hand, as she slides on the polished floor raising her knife up, as she slides between his legs, slicing the thin fabric of his fighting gi wide enough for his large and very low hanging bull balls to slip out.

Cory finally gets the whipped cream out of his eyes as Luna finishes the next step in her plan. Feeling the cool air on his long relaxed sack, as he looks down a bit shocked at the sudden wardrobe malfunction, but quickly reverts his attention back to Luna as she looks at him with a predatory grin.

“Woahhhh Gramps~…. That’s a lengthy sack!!” Luna says as she lets out a loud moan feeling her vagina get wetter by the second.

A few seconds of silence go by before she gives her giant knife one toss in her hand before launching towards the lengthy sack. Cory manages to jump out of the way but his sack is nearly cut in half as the knife barely misses him by an inch.

Luna notices this and smirks as she charges towards him again, this time without using her weapons, as Cory was still in midair Luna sends a flurry of punches towards his face, abdomen, and balls. But his speed is unmatched as he manages to either block or dodge very fast punch she threw, after a good 30 seconds of throwing punches and trading blows, Cory manages to shove Luna back as they both try to catch their breath.

As Cory widens his stance again, making his low balls swing side to side like a pendulum, Luna looks down at his giant foot and then the polished floor and notices that two of the floorboards are a bit loose which sparks an idea in her head. With a flick of her wrist she manages to rip the loose floorboards from out of the ground with her telekinesis, as the floorboards starting floating midair, Cory notices that each floorboard is on the opposite side of his plump seed factories. Luna slams her hands together trying to make the floorboards slam shut on Cory’s big balls like a sandwich.

But Cory realizes what’s gonna happen and he quickly jumps out of the way, but he notices that due to the length of his sack they might get flattened as the floorboards start closing more and more, so in a desperate attempt to save his babymakers, he gently contracts his testicle muscles and manages to pull them up, safely pulling them out of harms way.

With a sigh of relief he lets his sack drop back down but Luna had other plans in mind as she stretches her arm out and uses her telekinesis to control his large right ball and twists the cord testicle suffocate. Feeling this unbearable pain in his right nut, Cory lets out a loud shriek as Luna continues twisting his testicle cord, making it swell up more and more until it’s the size of an apple, but Luna doesn’t stop there as she uses her telekinesis to grab and squeeze the already suffocating testicle, sending a whole new wave of unbearable pain in his right testicle.

“What’s wrong…? Clown got your BALL?!!?” Luna says as her telekinesis squeezes his right testicle with a lot more pressure.

“AUUU—AUGHHHHHHHH PL-PLEASE!! LET MY BALL GOOOOOOOOoooOooo!!!” Cory says as his deep voice echoes through the empty dojo and even echoing through the forest.

Luna walks closer to the giant man as she kicks her plump lips, before placing her sharp teeth on his left testicle.

“How about this~… I’ll give you the chance to save.. righty or lefty~….” Luna says in a low seductive tone.

Hearing his only option to choose between his left nut or his right nut was like a stab to the heart. No man wants to pick which testicle they’d wanna keep because they love both testicles equally.

“Pl.. Please!!! Don’t make me….. P-P-PICK!!!” Cory begs as a few tears begin pouring down his cheeks.

“Fine… since you don’t wanna pick… I’ll pick for you!!” Luna says as she’s starting to get very impatient with him.

After a few seconds of deciding which testicle to pop and which to spare the only thing that was heard was a few seconds of silence, before two sickening—

*POP* *SQUELCH* *CHOMP* *SQUELCH*

After the audible pops of both of Cory’s testicles, there was a loud shriek as Luna feels her razor sharp teeth and deadly telekinesis grip pop Cory’s big fat balls. As his body spasms before finally going unconscious. But Luna notices that his fighting gi had a wet spot where the tip of his cock was, and it seemed to be his warm sticky cum as since both testicles were popped his cock spurted it’s last ever load.