This post is very good

The Pussy Envy part starts in the fourth paragraph but... first she starts talking about how male testicles are much more fragile than female ones because they're unprotected, even mentioning that even a cup can't protect them that much.
And then she talks about how girls can take advantage of our weakness to leave us dying on the floor while they laugh at having dominated us with a single blow. And the icing on the cake is that gif *chef's kiss*.