Order of operations

How do clit torture girls masturbate? The age-old question. Lucky for you I can tell you how :)

Step 1: pump

Pump up your clit until it's fat and swollen, 30 minutes. Watch close-up female orgasm porn while you do it. Wouldn't that feel so nice? Too bad it's not for you.

Step 2: lube

Your options are hot sauce or tiger balm. Around the bulb, up under the hood - don't miss a spot. You don't want any chafing, do you? Lube it up until it's nice and slick.

Step 3: magic wand

Get the toilet brush. The new, unused one - I'm not a monster. Remember the videos you watched earlier? Now you get to rub along to every single one. Add more lube from step 2 as needed. If you can't keep up with a video, rewind it to the beginning and start again.

Step 4: cooldown

That orgasm from your magic wand was nice, right? You must have finished - all those other women did. Now for a nice bath to relax. Go to the bath, turn the water on as high as you can stand, and put your clit underneath, right under the tap. Don't complain that it's too intense or that it burns - this is supposed to be calming! And we have to make sure we wash all that lube off.

Now wasn't that nice? Repeat as necessary any time you're horny or need a little attention on your clit <3