Manic fartsy dream girl

Written based on a request from a special fan - I hope you enjoy :)



She had always been my biggest crush, ever since we had freshman seminar together our first year of college. Every time she spoke, she had a fresh perspective, a new way of thinking about things. That was what first caught my attention, and then all the rest followed: the way her eyes crinkled when she laughed, the sheen of her hair when she tossed it over her shoulder, the taut stretch of her yoga pants over her ass.

I don't think she knew I existed until we were partnered up for a class project, but after that, for whatever reason, she decided to be my friend. It was a surprise to me as much as anyone when she turned that brilliant smile to me and brought me into the fold. Suddenly there were long nights chatting about philosophy until the sun came up, afternoon runs to the store when we got the munchies, and gossip about the latest drama in her sorority.

She dated a bit, vented about crushes and flings, and I realized that I had been thoroughly designated to the friend zone. I was okay with it though - better to have her in my life as a friend than not at all.

Until one day all of that changed. We were sitting together in her dorm on her bed, and all of a sudden, she got quiet. The background dialogue of her life and mine faded to silence, and then she leaned over and kissed me.

The sweet musk of her perfume washed over me. Her lips were so soft that it made me gasp. She cupped my cheek in one hand before pulling away and laughing. "I'm sorry, I don't know what made me do that."

I felt myself blushing. "I'm glad you did." When I leaned over to kiss her again, I could feel her smiling. I couldn't help but smile along with her.

As our tongues explored each others' mouths, our hand explored each others' bodies. I cupped her breasts through her shirt and felt my cock pulse. Her slender fingers spread over my chest and stretched down to feel my erection. I cupped her ass and pulled her body to mine. I couldn't help but groan with desire for her.

She broke our kiss to speak. "I don't want to go all the way," she whispered, and my stomach sank. She looked down bashfully, then looked back up at me through her lashes. "Do you want to 69?"

My heart pounded and my hands shook as I undressed her and she did the same for me. Breasts with pert nipples flew out of her bra and I touched them reverently. At the same time, she pulled my cock free and the sensation of her fingers on my head snapped me out of that reverie. I quickly slipped out of my pants while she did the same.

She lounged back on her bed, head on the pillow. "You get on top." She smiled seductively and her legs parted to show off her bare pink slit.

I sidled into position with my knees around her head and my face inches away from her cunt. Before I could even think about having a taste, my cock was enveloped in the hot wet of her mouth. She swirled her tongue and I resisted the urge to thrust into her.

She slowed down to give me a chance to recover and I buried my mouth in her pussy. I flicked my tongue over the round bulb of her clit, down through her folds to the edge of her taint, and back up again. She whimpered appreciatively, her hips jerking.

She twisted beneath me and pulled the comforter over me in one fluid motion. I pulled back in surprise, but she looped her legs gently around my neck to keep me in place. "I'm cold," she whined.

But then there was a tell-tale hissing sound, like a sigh, and a moment later the smell hit me. It was mild at first, but it quickly grew to a stench like raw sewage.

I was too stunned to move. "Was that - did you...?" She didn't need to answer because we both already knew - she had just farted in my face.

She grinded her hips beneath me, trying to draw me back in. "Remember when I borrowed your phone that time? I saw your Reddit browsing history. I know this is what you like."

I felt my whole body heat up with a combination of embarrassment and excitement. I could have tried to deny it, but there was no hiding my erection. Instead, I licked her clit and let the taste of her juices mix with the stink.

She groaned even louder this time and sucked my cock into her throat so I could feel the vibrations. But her moans around my shaft couldn't disguise her second, much more audible fart. The smell hit me immediately this time - with my mouth in her crotch, my nostrils were barely an inch from her hole. A stench like rotting meat flowed straight out of her anus and into my nose.

Trapped beneath the blanket, the smell enveloped me. I breathed deep and it felt like the stink powered my cock. She pulled away just long enough to say, "Make me cum and I have one more for you."

She didn't have to tell me twice. I suckled at her clit until her legs clenched hard around the back of my head. My cock was buried so deep in her throat that she would occasionally gag, and I was sure I was dripping precum down her throat, but the promise of one more fart held me back from the edge.

Her whole body tensed when she finally came. I held onto her clit with my lips, my nose pressed against her taint. She groaned in pleasure and, just as the pulsations in her cunt began to slow, I heard her sphincter slap together rapidfire like a machine gun and a fresh wave of stink washed over me.

I was long past the point of shame - I shoved my nose straight against her anus to catch every drop. My cock finally swelled and, with my nose buried in her ass and hot-boxed with her farts under the blanket, I came harder than I ever had before.

When I finally recovered, I rolled over and pulled her into my arms. She smiled up at me and kissed me. "I think you might be my dream girl," I breathed into her mouth.

She laughed and her eyes crinkled. Her bright smile dazzled me just the same as it always had. She kissed me harder, needier, and I knew this wouldn't be the last time she would give me exactly what I wanted. "I feel exactly the same way about you."