Who Among Us Is Willing?

In the scary world of FuckGunn and FuckSnyder (who might be the same person), we need a warrior of our own, one who will stand up for Sony’s villainverse when nobody else will. Who is willing to dawn the role of FuckEveryoneExceptFleischerSerkisEspinosaClarksonMarcelChandor and show the world what real peak fiction looks like? Who will be our Morb-Messiah?