I love you Johnny JLH

Wait, Put a safety string thru the band.

Like this?

yea. go ahead and put it on.

Ok. It's not as easy as it looks, not just open up and drop 'em thru. I like it though . It gives me a good excuse to handle your balls and tug on your sack.

Oof! It's a lot tighter than I thought.

'S ok. You'll get used to it quick. Here, isnt' cool how it feels when i stroke your sack? Your skin is so smooth with the band pushing your nuts to the bottom. None of the flopy wattle. I think I can make this more intence for you.

I'm gonna give your sack a second band.

Wait! what cha gonna do now? Put the string in first!

No. It'll be ok. We got a string on the first one. Chill. It's all good.

No! Stop! You're gonna wind up killing my nuts! Damn it Dude, STOP!

Well two bands won't kill you. Settle down. And if this is such a bad idea, why is your cock rock hard and throbbing? Why, Johnie, Your cock is weeping precum. Why are you telling me "stop" when your cock is perfectly happy to be loosing those nasty orbs.

Damn it, Dan! Stop! Let go of my junk! Cut them off! Cut the bands off! OH FUCK! Why are you sucking my cock? Oh fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Dude you're gonna make me cum! Dan! Stop! I can't hold it! FUCK! Dan you cocksucker! Suck it suck me dry!

There. You just needed some distraction. I may as well add a third band now, they are such a lovely shade of purple. There will be no recovery for your nuts now, John. Don't be up set, I've wanted you for my personal eunuch for a long time. Your cock is really tasty and your sperm was delicious. I love the feel of your shaft in my mouth, but the musk from your balls always made me ill. Does it hurt when I squeeze like this?

Oh you fucking bastard! No it doesn't hurt. You did it, you've killed my sex. Why, Dan. I thought we were happy as lovers. Why un-man me?

Because I've always thought an empty, smooth crotch was so much more appealing. Something closer to a woman's crotch but without the slimy, bleeding gash. And then the proud phallus rising to the world. I love you Johnny, I just hated your balls.