Crushed Nuts!

Dan woke up on what he thought was going to be an average sunny day in San Francisco at 9 AM to get to work. What he wasn’t counting on was a 5 inch mythical creature wearing the most skimpy clothing imaginable floating a few inches away from his freshly awoken face.

Not only was she a mythical being, but she had beautiful black skin and a nice busty set of boobs that did not help his morning wood deflate. Along with her skimpy outfit she had beautiful silk wings, but Dan was mostly fixated on her other assets.

Automatically assuming he was dreaming, Dan greeted the fairy with, “This is a crazy ass dream, if only you were real I’d be the luckiest man ever.”

“This ain’t a dream you idiot!” replied the busty fairy. “Here I’ll prove it.” she said as she proceeded to give him a kick to the nose which more annoyed Dan than hurt him.

“Hey! Ok I believe you, but now I’m even more confused why there is a tiny hot woman in my room.”

“My name is Maria and I’ve been watching you for a while, and I’ve decided that we can help each other out.”

Before Dan could even question her, she flew under his blankets and zipped straight down to his man parts. The fairy then put both her legs around his still hard dick as if she were riding a horse, and rested her legs on his bigger than usual nuts.

Feeling the fairy’s big ass sitting on his dick made Dan excited for what was going to come next.
“I like where this is going!” Dan said as already felt close to busting with just a few seconds of the fairy ass sitting on his dick.

“Hey! Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m about to show you some magic.” Maria said, slightly disgusted at his tone of voice and hardening dick. She then dug her heel into his right nut and adjusted his dick as if it were a joystick on an old game controller. Suddenly Dan jumped out of bed and walked over to the fridge as if in a trance.

“Woa woa woa! What the hell is going on! And be careful down there, don't go kicking!” Dan yelled as he involuntarily opened the fridge and took out multiple ingredients. Suddenly, Dan felt a tiny kick to his left nut and his eyes started to water as he cracked an egg into the frying pan.

In a higher pitched voice he responded, “Owwww! My left nut!” Dan was still moving as if attached to invisible strings.

“Don’t be such a little baby I barely even kicked it! To do more complicated motions I need to be more forceful with your ballsack.” Maria yelled back as she rolled her eyes at his pain.

“Also, I’m going to use some magic to make you stay hard. Otherwise I’ll have nowhere to sit.”

“Why are you even doing this? I can cook just fine by myself.” He questioned while still chopping up onions.

“Honey, I have been watching you for a week now and what you do at work is not cooking.” Maria said while using her magic to view through Dan’s eyes and continue moving his dick in multiple directions.

“Excuse me! I am a great … er … good cook, and if you are going to keep playing with my dick you might as well help me finish.” he said in a sheepish voice.

After that comment Dan received a nice kick to the right nugget.

“Ooohhhhhh… my balls…..” He squeaked while being forced to flip a delicious looking omelet onto a glass plate.

Maria, trying to conceal her giggling at his nut pain, responded, “You mean oooohh my ball! And look at this omelet. It's a masterpiece! If I can keep making food like this you will be famous!”

Maria hopped off his dick, which instantly deflated, and flew up to admire her work. Dan instantly crouched down and held his aching manhood in his hands. He looked up at the voluptuous fairy on the table and replied in a pained voice, “I’m not sure I like this plan anymore, this is going to be painful.”

Rolling her eyes for the second time already she responded, “Ugh I know it doesn’t hurt that bad. But if you're going to be a little bitch about the pain I’ll make it up to you later.”

“Make it up how?” Dan questioned (with a suddenly obvious growing appendage).

Maria abandoned her omelet and flew back into Dan’s pants and instantly made him extra hard again. She began stroking his cock (an extremely uninterested look on her face) with her entire body, almost like a bear scratching itself on the bark of a tree. Dan was in heaven and instantly forgot his nut pain, enjoying the feeling of the fairy’s body on his sausage. Just before Dan was about to blow, Maria stopped and flew back up to Dan’s face.

“Hey!!! I’m so close please you NEED to finish!” he begged while still sitting on the floor.

“I’ll help you finish AFTER we cook at your work later today. Now let's go, you are going to be late.”

Begrudgingly, Dan got up to get dressed, and stuffed his big blue balls into some slacks for work.

Dan rode his bike to his work, which was a surprisingly famous restaurant named Nuts R Us, that had many tourists and locals alike dining in today. Dan arrived 10 minutes late, and entered the restaurant through the back entrance straight to the kitchen to try to avoid his boss: Alicia. She was a 5’3 latina with a slim body and an ass that could barely be kept in any pair of jeans, and unfortunately for Dan, Alicia was waiting for him and instantly grabbed him by his manhood when he stepped in. The tiny chef in his undies just barely avoided getting crushed by Alcicia’s hand, and had to stifle her laughter at the sight of Dan’s precious gems being crushed.

“AHAHHhhhhAA Heyyy Alicia! It’s…..oofffff…. Nice….. To…. see you.” Dan squeaked through clenched teeth trying to remain cool under her grip.

“Cut the bullshit, Dan. You're lucky today is important, otherwise I would have made you a woman by now.” Alicia angrily said while applying more pressure to the nuggets in her hand. “The infamous critic Clarisse Monet is coming and if you serve her anything less than a perfect dish I will personally castrate you!” She angrily yelled at him with her latin accent.

“I understand! I will make her the best meal she’s ever had! Now please can you let go?” Dan begged with clenched teeth.

Letting go of his man bag she replied, “Get your ass in the kitchen and start preparing before I make you regret being a man.”

Dan ran into the bathroom with his balls still aching and looked inside his pants to make sure his fairy chef wasn’t crushed.

“Hey are you ok down there?”

“Barely! She almost killed me! But I heard your conversation, I’m going to make that inspector love us. Now let's get out there and take her order.”

Dan walked out into the dining area and saw the inspector herself already looking somewhat annoyed in the corner of the room. She seemed to be in her late 30’s and looked much to thin to be a food critic. Her professional attire was complete with a cute French beret on her dark, shoulder length hair.

In a typical french accent she angrily spat at him, “Oui finally you maudit waiter, let's hurry this up so I can give this place a shitty review.”

“Actually ma’am I will be your waiter and cook today, what do you want to be served today?”

“I’ll have the hazelnut parfait with a side of banana nut bread, and a crushed nuts sorbet to top it all off.” she said in an annoyed tone, “Oh, and if this meal is shit I will never let this place forget.” Clarisse finished her sentence with a light tap to Tom’s nuts, but still enough to make him cross his eyes.

“Ooofffff…. It will be right out ma’am!” he said through clenched teeth and made his way back to the kitchen.

Maria instantly got to work by controlling Dan’s junk with precision. First, the pair of chefs made the banana bread which came out of the oven pristine. Dan was enjoying feeling the fairy moving his dick constantly and had to keep from splooging every time she made sharp movements.

Unfortunately for Dan, the hazelnut parfait was not as painless as the first dish. As the sweet dessert was topped off with the hazelnuts Maria unforgivingly kicked his right ball 3 times making his eyes cross.

“Hey! Please take it easy down there…. You don’t have to crush my nuts!” he whispered down to the fairy. Ignoring him and focusing on her task, Maria continued to move on to the next dish of crushed nuts sorbet. Dan gulped as he realized the next dish and tried to prepare himself for the upcoming pain. The fairy’s big tits jiggled as she swiveled the man’s dick in every direction trying to prevent any imperfections. She smiled as she realized the last ingredient that needed to be added: crushed nuts! Maria got off his dick and aimed her tiny foot right in the middle of both of his baby makers. She let loose and gave him 4 back to back nut shots.

“Oooh that had to hurt!” she whispered to herself.

“OOOhhhhOHhhhhhh! Crushed...nuts…..” Dan whimpered as he was physically unable to stop moving his body, which the fairy was maneuvering towards the finished plate of expertly made dishes.

Dan grabbed the tray of food and awkwardly moved towards the dining area trying not to make it obvious he was in extreme nut pain. He shuffled his way to the inspector and gave her the food.

“Hmm Monsieur zis does look like a decent meal, leave me so I can enjoy it in peace. I can hardly believe someone with disgusting balls between their legs could create something so beautiful!” She said surprisingly while inspecting every dish that was sitting in front of her.

Dan left without hesitation to the restroom so he could nurse his bruised manhood. Sitting in the stall, Dan inspected his balls.

“Oooh why did you have to hit them so hard!”

“Ohhh you poor baby. Will you shut up if I make it up to you now?” The busty fairy responded in an annoyed tone. “Yes! That will make me feel much better.” He said barely able to contain his excitement.

The fairy sat back on his dick and started sliding back and forth making Dan feel amazing. Her fat ass felt euphoric on his cock, and she kissed the tip of his dick every time she slid back and forth. After 5 minutes Dan began to be extremely close to blowing his load, but then Maria stopped.

“Hey hey hey! I'M so close please let me finish!” Dan begged the fairy.

“You wish! I think this will be more fun.” She said as she flew off his penis and in front of his swollen ballsack. The fairy then gave an ultimate combo of 5 kicks to the left nut and 5 tiny, but powerful, punches to the right nut. Dan immediately fell off his toilet onto his knees.

“M...m….m...my balls….” he spat out with the signature O face and crossed eyes the fairy loved to see.

“OOH! Now those are crushed nuts! Haha. I almost feel bad for you.” she said in a mocking tone while laughing.
The combination of the blue balls and repeated ball damage he received was too much and Dan passed out cold.