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Hogwarts University Part 7

Everyone is above the age of 18

"Neville, how many times have you tried this exactly?", questioned Ginny as she looked at her good friend Neville Longbottom across her.

"Well, a few times actually but I really think I got it this time!", replied a very enthusiastic Neville.

Neville believed he had finally brewed the perfect potion for pain cancellation. Little did he know that once again, his good friend Hermione had sabotaged his latest batch. Recruiting her for help, Neville had no idea that she had become a bratty sadistic ballbuster. Hermione had purposefully excluded a vital ingredient without Neville's knowledge.

"Yep, go for it Ginny!", said Hermione, arms folded with a smirk on her face. She leaned against the door frame before walking towards Ginny.

"Okay, so let me get this straight, you want my hardest slap, Neville?", asked Ginny with a slight smile.

"Yes, I-I previously asked other participants for something different...but it didn't end well. So a good hard slap would be fine", stated Neville, avoiding her eye contact.

Hermione snorted at this, thinking back on the first time Neville had asked her for help. The poor boy was face down, ass up while mewling and writhing on the floor in agony. Her mouth watered from the visual alone. When did she become such a sadist, she thought.

"Uhm hey Gin", Hermione whispered as she got close to her best friend, "you know what would be really cool...if you kicked Neville in the balls instead".

Ginny's eyes widened as she heard Hermione's suggestion. "Hermione! Neville is our friend", she whispered back.

"Ginny, don't worry, he'll be fine, this is a pain cancelling potion", said Hermione, trying to encourage Ginny. "He won't even feel a thing".

"But what if it doesn't work?", asked Ginny, clearly concerned about hurting her friend.

"That didn't stop you from kicking Malfoy's testicles into the stratosphere!", exclaimed Hermione. "He didn't even take a potion as well!". "His poor balls probably haven't dropped back down".

Ginny giggled at the imagery and she only felt slightly guilty about doing that to him. Him being a dick to them for years contributed to her having a lot less guilt. "That was differen't Hermione, he really deserved it at the time!".

"Uhm, what are you girls whispering and giggling about?", asked Neville, waiting patiently.

"Oh nothing Neville, I'm just giving Ginny some advice, that's all", said Hermione. She steps back before giving Ginny a head nod.

Ginevra nodded back, clearly accepting the idea that Hermione had planted. She was going to kick Neville instead. Her heart rate increased as what she was about to do made her excited. Neville took a deep breath and left himself wide open. Ginny walked towards him and stopped at kicking distance. "Neville...you better pray this potion works", she said with a grin.

Neville was confused because Ginny stopped a bit too short for her to slap him. The red head stood where she was and smiled at Neville before taking a deep breath. She drew her foot back and rocketed it forward between the unsuspecting man's legs. THWACK . The top of her foot smashing his balls into his pelvis, hard. She dropped her foot and smirked at Neville, waiting to see if his potion had actually worked. Based on Neville's reaction, though...it didn't.

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHMPPHHHHH awwwwwww m-my ballsss, oooh my balls, m-my balls", moaned out Neville loudly as the pain eventually hit.

Dropping to his knees first, then to his side in the fetal position, the Herbology Professor had tears streaming down his face due to the pain.

"Ooooohhhhh w-why did you k-kick my nuts?!", said Neville, betrayed by one of his best friends. He squirmed on the floor back and forth as the pain hit his stomach and he felt like throwing up.

'OH MY GOSH", exclaimed Ginny, while covering her mouth. A giggle breaking out as she watched her friend writhing on the floor. "I-I thought your potion would work- I'm so sorry Neville", she said sincerely but with a smirk on her face. "Are you okay?" "Are your balls still there?"

The red head bent down and rubbed Neville's back as she tried her best to stop giggling. "I don't mean to laugh Neville", said Ginny, "it's just that your face looked so funny when I kicked you".

Hermione had the best view of the action as she saw Ginny's foot smash into Neville's groin with expert precision. The witch even winced before bursting out in laughter as she watched her friend crumble to his knees while howling in agony. Hermione found herself on her knees clutching her stomach with the amount she was laughing. "Oh my gosh Gin", said Hermione through fits of giggles, "you got 'em good".

"It was nothing really, I've just recently kicked so many pairs of testicles it's becoming second nature", said Ginny while shrugging her shoulders.

Still, rubbing Neville's back and giggling, Ginny gave him a kiss on the head for his troubles. "I'm sorry again Neville", said Ginny, "hey keep trying with that potion though, eventually you will get it right!"

Hermione got back to her feet and wiped a tear from her eye. The sight of a man wailing and holding his balls in agony, really made her day. "Thank you guys, I really needed this", said Hermione as she walked towards the door. She alerted the pair that she had a class to teach so she had to leave. Ginny waved her goodbye and Neville groaned out something barely audible. The witch chuckled one more time as she closed the door behind her.



Hermione had just ended her lesson and made her way to her room for a short nap between her next class. On her way there, running into Draco Malfoy. The Malfoy man was headed to his own room, probably for the same reason as she was.

"Granger", said Draco with a nod of his head, "missing your old flame Krum?"

He knew that would annoy her. She always claimed that dating Victor was the biggest mistake she made and she began to loath the man ever more, the more arrogant he got. Hermione rolled her eyes at Draco, a few years ago, that would have earned him a solid kick to his testicles. Now because they were relatively good friends, this earned him a stern warning before a solid kick to the testicles.

"I heard Ginny kicked your balls into your throat, Malfoy", said Hermione while motioning down to his crotch, which he covered up very fast. "Did they drop back down yet?" "They must have, because you sure want me to kick them back up there". Hermione smirked at the fear in Draco's eyes as she got even closer to him.

"I'm joking, I'm joking, jeeez", said Draco, backing up while covering his groin.

"Good boy", said Hermione with a satisfied smirk on her face, "it would be a shame to crush my own personal stress balls".

Draco winced at the visual. How did he get stuck with two ball crushing friends. If they had been this way while they were in school, Draco would have stayed away from them. The Slytherin man attempted to divert the conversation away from hurting his testicles, as Hermione was glancing at his crotch a little too often for his liking.

"Sooo, you were with Ginny?", asked Draco. "You guys have become inseperable recently huh?"

"Love how you're changing the topic but fine...yes Ginny and I have been spending a lot of time together", said Hermione, "I guess it's just good to have a close female friend". "I've seen that you too have been very close with her".

Hermione smiled at Draco when she said this. Possibly hinting at something more in terms of their friendship. She noticed it before she left for her workshop. The pair would be seen together often, and they would speak to each other more and sometimes even glance at each other across rooms. Hermione had her suspicions about what was going on between the two.

"Well, yeah, I just eventually realized that she's a pretty cool woman", said Draco, "she likes quidditch and she's very good at Defence against the Dark Arts".

"Soooo you didn't notice her perfect ass and perky tits?", asked Hermione with a cheeky grin.

"U-uhm well, she is a b-beautiful girl as well", replied Draco shyly, "but I also respect her a lot, you know?"

"Aww how cute", said Hermione with a giggle, "you are such a gentleman with your answer". "So your cock doesn't get hard whenever she bends over?" "Do you not want to cum on that freckled face of hers?"

"Do you not want these balls-", said Hermione while reaching and grabbing Draco by his testicles, "to be hitting her chin as she sucks your thick throbbing cock?"

Draco desperately tried to get Hermione's grip to loosen but a quick squeeze from her alerted him that it was a bad idea. Hermione smiled gleefully at Draco who was trying his best to beg her to let go. She only tightened her grip and began to drag Draco back to her room. Opening the door, she pulled him into her room like a Siren would pull in sailors into the ocean.

Draco tried his best but he was aroused by Hermione's vulgarity and crudeness. The Gryffindor woman became more and more unrecognizable by the day. He could never predict what would come out of her mouth.

"Tsk tsk tsk, getting hard for me when you fancy Ginny is very naughty of you Draco", whispered Hermione into his ear. "I should definitely do something about that, my dear boy". Hermione tightened her grip as her fist was almost closed at this point.

"Awwwwhhhhhhhh H-hermione", shrieked out Draco as his nuts were on the verge of cracking. "P-please let me keep them".

Hermione cackled cruelly as Draco begged her to let go of his nuts. He was being held up by his balls as his legs began to give out from the pain. "Awww poor Draco", pouted Hermione in mock sympathy, "would Ginny accept a man with no balls?" "I don't really think so".

Hermione eventually let Draco's balls go and let him slump to the floor with tears streaming down his face. She smirked at the fallen slytherin man, enjoying the agony he was experiencing. She could scarcely believe that she had turned into such a sadist herself. Her mouth watered with the possibility of really hurting Draco. He was her friend now, yes but she recently had dark thoughts about inflicting further damage on the men around her.

"Oooh my b-balls, my balls", moaned Draco as he tried his best to alleviate some of the pain.

Hermione slowly approached him, her eyes glazed over and her mouth slightly open. The Gryffindor kicked her shoes off as she stalked towards the wounded Slytherin man. She placed a foot inbetween his thighs and forced them open. Lying on his back, Draco still had his hands covering his balls. Hermione grabbed both arms and pulled them away while placing her foot on his balls.

Draco gasped as he once again felt the pain of being kicked in the balls, albeit, not nearly as bad. Through teary eyes, he could just about make out the sadistic and evil expression on Hermione's face.

"G-granger, w-what are you doing", said Draco, fearfully. He tried in vain to lift Hermione's foot off his crotch which only served to motivate her to press down harder.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh", squealed Draco painfully.

"That's right Draco Malfoy, howl for me", said Hermione while smirking with her hands on her hips.

"H-hermione, please", begged Draco. The pain was intense and causing him to want to throw up.

"Beg me", Hermione said darkly, a scarily wide grin plastered on her face. "Beg me not to crush your balls right now".

"P-p-please Hermione, d-don't crush them", said Draco, still trying his best to remove her foot with his hands.

Hermione threw her head back and laughed as the pitiful man below her begged and begged for his poor nuts. It was europhic. She had never felt such pleasure in her life and she knew this was a major turning point. She grinded and twisted her foot mercilessly as Draco cried and screamed. She would lift her leg and stomp him many times before resuming her grinding and twisting.

Draco was on the verge of passing out before Hermione relented and eased up. Her foot still on his balls, incase she changed her mind.

"Draco, darling, I just want you to know, I support you pursuing Ginny", said Hermione. "But if you hurt her in any way..." She pressed down on his left nut, focusing all the pressure on the isolated testicle. Harder and harder until Draco was screaming and begging for mercy. Till... CRUNCH.

Hermione giggled to herself as she lifted her foot. "I'll crush the other one as well".

Draco however, could not hear her as he convulsed on the floor. As the Slytherin man passed out, eventually it dawned on Hermione that she really just crushed one of his testicles. She surprised herself and even more surprisingly, she did regret it at all. She felt powerful as she was responsible personally, for Draco losing a part of his manhood. She stepped over his limp body and went about her day, singing as if nothing had happened.



Ginny strode down the hall towards the library, an old 'friend' had asked for some help with information about hexes. The red head being one of the most talented fighters around, it was natural to ask her. She was a bit hesitant though, she never really had the best of relationships with Cormac McLaggen. She vaguely remembered kicking him square in the nuts for no reason as well.


"Ah Ginny, you made it", said McLaggen, standing up to hug Ginny. The red head stuck her hand out instead, uncomfortable with hugging the man she barely even knew. "Okay, we'll get there eventually I guess", said Cormac, shaking her hand and offering her a seat across him.

"I'm surprised that you asked for my help, McLaggen", stated Ginny as she got settled.

"Well, it's well known that you are the best at hexes in the school", said Cormac with a genuine smile, "and I want to learn from the best".

This made Ginny smile, as it wasn't often that people acknowledged her skills. Her gazed at Cormac, wondering if his intentions were genuine.

"May I ask, what do you want to learn about hexes for?", questioned Ginny.

"Well, I'm going on a trip to Bulgaria", said Cormac", and I know that a lot of the former death eaters have their base there".

"Oh yes, I have heard that", said Ginny", but why are you going to Bulgaria".

"Dragons", replied Cormac.

"Ah, taking an interest in them, huh?", said Ginny, "it would also make sense why you asked for my help. You know that my elder brother used to work with them in Bulgaria".

"Exactly, Miss Weasley", said Cormac.

"Okay, I'll help you", said Ginny, offering a sincere smile.

"Thank you very much", replied Cormac.

"I'm sorry for...you know...kicking you in the nuts that one day", said Ginny, slightly smirking.

"Uhm when did you do that?", asked Cormac, genuinely not remembering.

"I think you were walking- i'm sorry...stumbling into the castle and I kicked you from behind", said Ginny, breaking into a giggle thinking about it.

"That was you?!", exclaimed Cormac, taken aback. "Wow, and I always assumed you were a sweet girl".

Ginny laughed as she took in Cormac's reaction. He had not even known that she was the one that did it. To be fair, the man was already holding his balls and in agony, she just added to it. It was kind of cute that he thought she was too sweet to do that.

"Oh Cormac, you are really funny actually", replied Ginny.

She felt a certain warmth creeping in as they spoke. She wasn't sure what it was exactly but she had a slight inclination to the fact that she liked his presence. Hermione had negatives things to say about him during their school years but people change so perhaps he isn't as bad now. He certainly isn't bad looking and he is quite tall and broad.

The pair spoke and Ginny shared some knowledge with him about hexes. The conversed and soon the conversation drifted to other topics, which Ginny didn't mind. She was actually having a good time.

"So...you used to have a crush on Hermione, right?", asked Ginny, raising her eyebrow.

"Yes, I did", confessed Cormac, "but that was before she began to use my testicles as her personal soccer balls".

Ginny giggled at the visual as she wiped a tear from her eye. She knew her friend very well and that sounded like something she would do.

"Yeah, she has a habit of doing that", said Ginny.

"I'd rather have you use them as your personal soccer balls actually", said Cormac, with a wink.

"Oh? Are you sure about that McLaggen?", asked Ginny, a wide grin on her face now.

"Yeah, if you wanted to ofcourse", said Cormac.

Ginny blushed as she cleared her throat. She was not expecting this and certainly not for him to flirt with her so clearly.

"Careful what you wish for, Cormac McLaggen".



Draco woke up groggily, as his head pounded. The Slytherin man was not sure where he was before a searing pain brought back the memories. He was on the floor of Hermione's room, and he had his nuts under her foot as she tortured him. Groaning, still in immense pain, he remembered something else. A sickening crunching noise was the last thing he remembered and he prayed it was not what he thought it was. Painfully, he moved and then reached down to check if he still had both his balls.

"Aww, Draco my dear, I'm sorry but I got a little carried away", said Hermione, pouting in mock sympathy. "I accidentally crushed your left ball". "It's okay though, you still have your right one...for now".

Draco couldn't believe what he was hearing. She was so casual about crushing his testicle. It was as if it were nothing major at all.

"H-hermione, my balls", said Draco before being interrupted by her.

"Ball", Hermione said with an evil grin, "you have one ball now, Mr Malfoy".

Draco could hardly speak as he could not even recognize the person infront of him. She casually smirked at him while playing with a lock of her hair.

"I- I need to go to Madam Pomfrey, m-maybe she can-"

"She can't do anything Draco", said Hermione, looking at her nails, bored. "I've already extracted the crushed testicle". "You know, to prevent the risk of infection and whatever".

"W-what, you took out m-my ball", asked Draco.

"Yes", claimed Hermione, "and i'm going to try and mend it as best as I can". "I'm thinking of making a necklace pendant out of it".

Draco stuttered and battled to get his words out of his mouth. He had been half castrated and Hermione wanted to taunt him further by making his ball into a piece of jewellery for herself.

"I-I need to go", said Draco, limping in pain towards the door.

"You can stay here if you want", said Hermione, "I mean it's already bedtime, you were out for a while".

"N-no I need some time alone", said Draco.

"Okay, i'll walk you to your room, what are friends for anyway", replied Hermione.

The brunette sauntered up to Draco who was protectively clutching his remaining testicle. She playfully patted his hands while smirking at him and going past.

"Come on, Mr Malfoy", said Hermione, "let's go".

The pair walked towards Draco's room as Hermione spoke about her day. Oblivious to the turmoil brewing in Draco's mind. He was less of a man and his friend was skipping alongside him with no care in the world. Reaching his room door, she smacked him on the butt as he headed inside.

"What, no hug for your good friend, sir?", asked Hermione feigning innocence.

Draco still clutching his balls, turns to her, hesitantly reaches over with his left arm.

"Both arms, Mr Malfoy", said Hermione, a teasing smirk on her face.

Draco lets go of his balls slowly and leans in for a hug.

Hermione goes closer to the Slytherin man before driving her knee into his remaining ball. Knocking the wind out of him and sending him to his knees with renewed agony.

"Ooooooooommmphhhhhh", moaned Draco as he collapsed in a heap just outside his door.

"Sorry, couldn't resist", giggled Hermione as she blew him a kiss and walked away with her hips swaying.

Draco just whimpered as he held his remaining ball protectively. Tears streaming down his face once more as he cursed himself for being a man.