I Was Just Minding My Business When...

What was your last *I was just minding my business* moment when you unexpectedly got your nuts busted by your lady?

Ie. I dropped something, bent down to pick it up, when she kicked me from behind as hard as possible. Never saw it coming.

Something like this actually happened to me quite some time ago. Dropped something under my girls TV stand, got down on all 4s to reach back and pick it up. She got behind me and uppercut me in the nuts extremely hard kind of like what you would see on wrestling. The follow through was brutal. Instantly sent me to the ground in the fetal position. When I looked at her, she just shrugged her shoulders and said "What?" like she hadn't done anything. She didn't have any other reason to do it other than the clear opportunity was there. Still in the top 3 for hardest bustings I've ever had.