I wish more girls genuinely liked balls.

I know some girls find balls amusing, funny looking or just plain gross, but I wish there were more girls who actually genuinely liked them, adored them even, their plushibility, their sensitivity when they accidentally get hurt, how they enhance the silliness of the existence guy anatomy, everything about them, maybe even find them a bit cute. They are plain and simply plushies, plushies for girls to have fun with and play with, not because they're icky or stupid looking, but because they are special, silly things worth all the admiration they can be given.