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Chikn Gets an Ouchie

"And Catch!" Hawt Saus said mockingly, tossing the bone off the screen.

"Yes, yes!" Chikn panted, chasing after it, and arriving back a moment later, dropping the bone at Hawt Saus' feet.

Hmm, apparently Chikn didn't get the hint.

"And Fetch!" Hawt Saus said, picking it up and tossing it again.

Chikn once again dashed after it and dropped it before Hawt Saus.

Hawt Saus picked up the bone and looked at it thoughtfully.

"Throw it again!" Chikn said expectantly.

"Hmm," Thought Hawt Saus out loud, "I always throw it away from you and you always chase after it, but what if I just throw it at you?"

Taking advantage of this thought, Hawt Saus pulled his arm back and threw the bone right at Chikn; no target in particular of course, he was just throwing, but as it so happened, the bone hit Chikn, hard, right where his legs connected.

Chikn went still, his ears fell pitifully flat against the sides of his face, then Chikn dropped to his knees, clutching at himself between the legs, folded over pathetically.

"Right in the Puppies," Chikn whimpered pitifully.

Hawt Saus just starred at Chikn, gears turning in his head

"Wait. So does that happen when I throw it at everyone?" He pondered.

He picked the bone up, and hurtled it right at Slushi.

Slushi came to a stop, doubling herself forward and clutching at herself between the legs, barely managing to maintain her feet under her.

"UGH!" She managed through a groan, "Hawt Saus!"

Haut Saus looked back and forth between the two doubled over friends, and cracked a laugh laugh. "You guys are going to have to work on that," he said with a smirk before walking off.

"At least you're not a boi," Chikn whimpered to Slushi through a grimace; he collapsed onto his side and cradled his injury pathetically, "A very, very good boi."

"Don't underestimate it," Slushi said, finally managing to let go of her injury, and pull herself back up to her upright stance with a wince. She looked down at Chikn still crumpled up there on the ground.