Real life stories

Hey everyone! How about some real life stories? I'll start it off.

First semester, freshman year of college, a short girl and I were lightly play fighting in the common room of our dorm -- no contact at all, just over the top kicks and punches. I did a slo-mo roundhouse kick to her head, and she used the opening for a kick to my crotch. I don't know if she planned to hit me or not, but she connected. I don't think she kicked very hard, but I was completely exposed and she got them real good. A perfect shot.

I fell down and while I was on the floor she yelled "I just kicked him in the balls" almost surprised. Then she yelled it again, this time bragging, in delight. Some people on the floor saw it, and everyone wound up hearing about it.

About a week later at a football game, I was on the bleachers one row above her, right behind her. We were all standing and her head was at the same level as my crotch. I saw her look at it and I immediately covered up, and she laughed. My buddy standing next to me saw this happen (and he knew the story) so then he covered up too. Both of us pretty much had at least one hand (and sometimes both) over our nuts the whole game, thinking she might take another nut shot.