Nature HATES Testicles!!
as the title says, nature really does hate testicles!! ranging from the unfortunate pain of landing balls first on a tree branch, and even the creatures throughout the planet.
my main examples being; Pacu Fish and a Seagull.
Pacu Fish: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/testicle-eating-amazonian-fish-found-in-us-lake-10341778.html
Seagull: https://www.suffolkgazette.com/seagull-rips-testicle/
it’s honestly super humiliating how not only our balls arent safe from women! but they also are in danger of nature!! mother nature truly hates testicles.