Losing a Testicle to Feminism Part 1

It all started one day on my way home from work. I had just got off the bus and started walking down a busy street when I noticed a large group of attractive women in their 20s marching down the street holding up signs. I couldn't help but notice the women were not wearing shirts either, they were just letting their perky tits out for all to see.




The group of women were all coming in my direction and I thought I'd continue down my path, perhaps I'd get a closer look at their tits on my way home. As I got closer to the crowd I managed to get some sexy glances at an approaching group of college girls in the march before I noticed the army of women were showing no signs of letting anyone pass between them.




One particularly bold brunette girl around 22 to 24 that was slightly ahead of the rest of the crowd shouted at me "Walk the other way pig or I'll kick your balls into your throat".




Her comment made me a little angry and I returned her energy shouting "How about you swallow my balls to the back of your throat and choke on them bitch".




Faster than I would ever have been able to react to her foot shot out and punted me in the balls so hard it felt like she had made good on her promise to kick them into my throat. She must have been on the soccer team at her college but not only that she had obviously been wearing steel toed shoes as there was absolutely no give in the kick. While she did manage to get both balls in her fury my left nut had taken more of the kick then my right nut.




I dropped to the ground immediately into the fetal position groaning and rocking back and forth with tears flowing down my eyes as I heard the sound of the girls laughing their asses off and heard one of them say with a smirk "She did warn you" and another girl grab her crotch in mock sympathy and say "Ooooo right in the balls, I bet that doesn't feel too good". A few more girls a bit further behind that had seen the incident spit on me as they walked by giggling and one said "Serves you right"




After the crowd of women completely passed me I mustered up the energy to stand up and limp over to the nearest cafe to ask them to call the ambulance because something didn't feel right in my left testicle. The barista a 19 year old blonde girl had a smug expression on her face as I expressed my testicular agony and she lazily called an ambulance without much concern and a sarcastic sort of uncaring tone in her voice "Ummm there's a guy here that says his nut hurts, I don't know it doesn't seem like a huge emergency but you guys should come"




As she hung up the phone I couldn't take the nausea anymore and I puked all over the cafe floor. The blonde girl screamed "Ewwww get out get out". I limped out of the cafe onto the street to wait for the ambulance. It took a whole hour before the ambulance finally arrived, probably because the girl at the cafe had made it not sound too urgent. In that time I could feel in my pants that my left nut had swelled to about twice the size as normal and when the paramedics finally got me into the ambulance and taken down my pants to take a look my situation I was stunned at the sight of my testicles. My left nut was purple and black and my right nut was quite swollen as well. The female paramedic spoke up and said with a sly smirk "This might be my first day on the job but you probably should have told us to come sooner, I don't think we're gonna be able to save that ruptured testicle". The woman had way too much of a sparkle in her eye when she said this, taking delight in delivering the news. I groaned in frustration as well as just pure pain.




The trip to the hospital was not fun, it felt like the driver was taking the bumpiest road possible, every jiration made me squeal out and whimper while the paramedic did little to help my situation. Right as we were pulling into the hospital the incompetent woman in charge of looking after me shouted "OH I forgot to give you painkillers" she then hastily reached up to a shelf to grab a heavy bottle of painkillers but ended up swiping it off. It seemed like it was in slow motion as the bottle dropped down right onto my nuts.




"ARGHHHHHHAAAAA" I screamed as my acute pain was renewed. The woman winced in sympathy and said "Oops sorry about that" tho it didn't seem like she was grasping how much pain it had caused me. "Well we're at the hospital now so I guess they can give you some painkillers in there" she said relinquishing her duties.




I woke up several hours later in a hospital bed. Feeling groggy I pulled up my hospital gown to check my situation and as my worst fears had been realized I heard a woman's voice "Yep you lost your left nut, there was no chance of saving it, if only the ambulance had gotten there sooner" she said in a matter of fact way. I felt crushed by the realization I was now only half a man.




2 female police officers walked into the room and I shouted out in a pathetically desperate tone "Did you get the girl that kicked me, has she been arrested?" The officers both looked at each other with a confused look and then directed their attention back to me "Uhhh noo we're actually here to make sure you're not a threat to anyone, we have footage of you sexually harassing some women at a protest"




I was in shock "What the fuck are you talking about I wasn't sexually harassing anyone". The police then showed me video footage of me screaming at the group of topless women "How about you swallow my balls to the back of your throat and choke on them bitch". In my head I knew it looked bad but I started rushing to explain that they had threatened to kick my balls into my throat. The police-women chuckled explaining there was no footage of that. In anger I protested profusely "I want to press charges".




"Ummm I'd highly recommend against that, the woman had every right to defend herself with your threatening demeanor and if you take her to court I guarantee you'll be getting convicted of sexual harassment, but the woman has agreed not to press charges on you so in that way you're very lucky". In impotent rage I swallowed my pride and got quiet as the officers left me to contemplate my situation.




Eventually I was discharged from the hospital, went home and went to bed recalling the traumatic events as I drifted off to sleep.




The next day I was having lunch and watching TV when I flicked through to the news channel. My heart sank as I realized I was on the TV. A comically slow motion video was playing of the woman kicking me in the balls and my feet leaving the ground as I lips pursed into a contorted "Oooooo" mouth as I dropped to the ground in a fetal position, and then the woman that kicked me was being interviewed like some type of hero.




"I saw him approach us aggressively shouting at us that we should suck his balls, I thought he was going to try and rape one of us and I knew I had to protect my sisters and kicked him as hard as I could in the testicles"




The female news anchor interviewing my nightmare looked at her sincerely "Wow, that was so brave of you"




"Well I don't know if I would call it brave, I just did what any woman should do when threatened by a man, aim right for their danglers" she and the news anchor chuckled a bit at this mood lightening comment as she proceeded to say "I heard he lost one of his testicles as a result of this and quite frankly I see this as an absolute win for feminists everywhere, sending a message that we will not be bullied, but more importantly we should not dwell on this temporary victory too much we should focus on the future and that's why I've created a website for feminists of this city to come together in unity against toxic masculinity going forward"




I felt my self esteem plummet at these women taking pride in deballing me but out of a morbid curiosity I had to check out this website.




There were pictures of me from different angles at the moment of getting kicked in the nuts and my contorted faces and me in the fetal position posted all over the website with several encouraging comments from other women in the city.




"Omg look at his face that's hilarious, I'm gonna have to try this on my brother"




"I bet he's gonna walk to the other side of the street when he sees you coming in the future hahaha you go girl"




"Omg that's my neighbor I'll never be able to look at him the same knowing he has one testicle, LOL deserved"




"Wow, that's my ex-boyfriend you have no idea how happy this makes me to see, he was such an asshole"




"Awww are those male tears I see going down his face, I'm sure glad I don't have balls that looks like it hurts"




But the top voted comment scared me the most




"Hey girls I think this guy will probably be a repeat offender if you know what I mean, make sure if you see him to give him a good sack tap into his last nut if he "sexually harasses" you wink wink"




Women from all over the city took this advice and I would get a random slap or punch in my nut on the bus, or just walking out of my apartment from random women that knew the police would believe that I harassed them since I had a "history" of it.




One day my sister called me up laughing her ass off and admitted to being the one to make that popular comment and from then on I would receive sack taps everywhere I went and there's nothing I could do about it.