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Losing a Testicle to Feminism Part 4

The second motivational speech to feminists at the college in the next city over ended up going terribly. Every single one of the girls that I had seen at the cafe earlier followed their plan of showing up in 20 minute intervals so that they could do a demonstration kick to my nut. Some of the girls expressed their annoyance once they realized it was me that had tried to trick them into not attending for my own benefit and told me they were gonna text even more of their friends to show up. I had to do the demonstration 9 times and by the end of it I was limping out of the auditorium with a swollen nut and deflated pride.




I decided I needed to quit my job or else I might end up losing my last nut. I called up my boss and told her I was quitting and she seemed nicer than I expected about it. She just told me to come in and collect my final check.




I walked through the main room of the office where all the girls were working on their computers avoiding interaction and eye contact with them at all costs. I could see in the corner of my eye that some of them noticed my presence getting a little grin on their face as I walked by but for the most part it was a Monday and everyone was hard at work.




I entered my bosses office and she handed me an evelope that presumably contained my check with her usual cold demeanor. I faked a smile at her and said "Thank you, sorry things didn't work out" and turned around hoping to get out of there as soon as possible. As I was walking away I felt the all too familiar feeling of my nut getting crunched up between my legs.




"Urghhhhhhhh" I grunted hard and fell to my knees.




"Get the hell out of my office before I kick you again and make you a eunuch, do you know how much money we were making from those speeches" my former-boss said in an outrage.




I heeded her warnings and rushed to my feet, limping as fast as possible out of the office. The girls in the main lobby started laughing loudly seeing me struggle and limp out.




I got home and put an icepack on my groin and sat down to open the envelope expecting around 3000 dollars for my last check since the speeches were making so much money for the company I had got a raise. Inside the envelope was just a note that read "Fuck you Uniball, Victoria reminded me how many times you sexually harassed the girls in the office so I gave your last check to her, if you try to take us to court I will sue you for everything you have". A little further down the page was "P.S, you might want to put some ice on that nut I'm guessing it probably hurts a lot right now :)"




My blood was boiling in rage I almost started shouting. I had about $7000 in savings that could get me through a few months but I really needed that money.




Over the course of the next few months it felt like the hype died down on the feminist website and women were no longer sacktapping me nearly as often in the streets. My neighbor, the one that looked a bit like Megan Fox wouldn't let it go tho, every time I saw her in the hallway of the apartment she'd find some excuse to smack me in the nut, eventually she just gave up making up excuses and she would just sacktap me without saying anything knowing I'd just take it. I did my best to limit my trips out while I looked for a new job online.




I didn't have any luck finding a new job tho, every application I sent in got rejected. My money was running dry and I was getting desperate. The only family member I had ever been close with was my sister. Sure she would always sacktap me whenever she could growing up but she wasn't a cruel girl, she just found it amusing as most girls did to see a guy get hit in the nuts. She was actually a very kind and joyful girl, I thought maybe she could help me.




I had a flashback to a few months ago with our previous conversation where she called me up laughing "Hey there bro sorry about you losing your left nut but hey that's why you have 2 right, I might have added a little fuel to the fire unintentionally when I commented on the feminist site that women should sacktap you and then claim you sexually harassed them, I did not expect the post to get 2000 likes on it and get escalated to the top of the page. To be honest tho it's nice knowing that some girls are having fun with it if I'm not there to, it's just a harmless prank after all Hahahahah"




I really did love my sister but like all women she had no clue how much a hit in the nuts hurt and she never would, so to her it was just harmless fun and I tried not to hold that against her.




Fast forward to now and I needed her help desperately so I called her up.




"Hey sis it's me, I recently lost my job and I've fallen on hard times and I'll be unable to pay rent this month, do you think I might be able to stay with you for a bit"




"Wow, so first you lost your testicle and now you lost your job, things aren't going too well for you are they. You can come stay with me for a bit but you better help me around the house and not just laze around" my sister replied.




"Thank you so much sis this means a lot, I will help with whatever you need" I hung up the phone smiling feeling good about things, I knew my sister would come through for me and I'd be able to get away from my sacktap happy neighbor at the same time.




I sold most my things for some extra money so that not only would I have some extra pocket cash but I also couldn't bring too much with me to my sisters because the spare bedroom I'd be staying in was pretty small. I arrived at my sisters house and knocked on the door. She greeted me with a big hug and invited me in.




We exchanged pleasantries and caught up over a bottle of wine, until eventually she started going over the things she'd like help with around the house.




"You can take out the garbage every week, and do the dishes every evening, keep things tidy and if anything special comes up I'll let you know, by the way my best friend Alexis is coming over in a bit so you can meet her"




"That's great, looking forward to meeting her" I replied smiling.




A couple hours went by and Alexis showed up she was a stunning girl with black hair and perfect looking skin, we were all chatting and exchanging stories having a good time drinking wine and laughing when my sister said "Ohhh you should tell her the story about how you lost your left nut". I looked at my sister with a -did you have to bring that up- look. Alexis grinned, quite clearly amused and said "That sounds interesting, let's hear it"




I sighed and went through the whole story. Tho I would usually omit the part where the girl told me she'd kick my balls into my throat to avoid angering women that saw me as trying to pin the blame on the girl, I decided to include that detail so that my full story could be heard as I felt comfortable around my sister.




Alexis beamed with an epiphany "Ohhh you're that guy that was on the news, I'm sorry to hear you lost your testicle but I have to admit the look on your face when you got kicked had me laughing for like 10 minutes"




The girls both looked at each other doing a mockery of my face and body language, making contorted faces and grabbing their groins.




Feeling a little uncomfortable with the situation but in no position to push back I sighed and said "Well sis I'm getting a little tired I think I'm going to retire for the night"




"Alright bro it's the last door on the left, have a nice sleep" my sister replied.




"You as well, and it was very nice to meet you Alexis" I forced a little smile and went to the back room. I always slept in my boxers so I got undressed and due to the wine I passed out immediately, I didn't even turn off my light.




While I was sleeping I had tossed and turned around a bit and my nut and cock had slipped out the side of my boxers. Alexis feeling a little tipsy accidentally went into the wrong spare room and seen me laying there, she immediately put her hand over her mouth to stop herself from laughing as she saw my large nut and my average sized cock sprawled out on the bed. Feeling a little mischievous she quickly snapped a couple pictures on her phone and closed the door.




The next morning I felt great, having completely forgot about the awkward conversation last night I sprung out of bed, got dressed and decided to go make my sister and her friend some breakfast to show some gratitude for letting me stay here. I made them bacon and eggs and was in the middle of getting them glasses of orange juice when my sister perked up saying "Hey bro you're famous!!!"




"Uhh what are you talking about" I replied nervously.




She showed me her phone it was a picture of me laying in my boxers with my nut and my cock hanging out, there was also a picture of the moment I got kicked with my mouth opening wide. The pic of me getting kicked said "Before" and the pic of me laying in bed said "After", I could see it was posted to the feminist site that had posted about the incident in the first place. It had 20 0000 likes and 300 comments. A few of the top comments were.




"Thanks for bringing the receipts girl, 1 testicle down, 1 to go"




"Wow so he really did lose a testicle, thanks for showing us!"




"Awww his nut looks so lonely"




I looked at my sister feeling destroyed "Why would you do this". My sister just smirked "Don't look at me, Alexis was drunk last night and walked into your room, she said she couldn't pass up such a tempting opportunity at a prank, cmon admit it's kind of funny"




I turned my attention to Alexis feeling enraged "I thought we were getting along, that was such a bitchy move of you"




Alexis jumped out of her seat getting in my face shouting "Oh that was a bitchy move of me, just because you're such a pussy you can't take a joke?"




It pissed me off that a girl much smaller than me would be up in my face acting tough and I reacted as a result "Fuck off bitch"




Alexis reacted immediately grabbing my hips and delivering a nut flattening knee. I dropped to my knees and groaned "Ughrarrrrrrrrr". I could hear my sister off to the side "You kind of deserved that one"




While I was on my knees groaning Alexis decided to take a video on her phone. She then posted the video to the feminist site with the title "Still hasn't learned his lesson".




I layed in bed that afternoon with an icepack on my nut reading the comments on the newest video posted feeling like I'd never escape the abuse.




"Oh my god Hahahah, how'd you do it, a kick or a punch?" Alexis' response "I kneed him, it was so satisfying feeling his nut flatten under my knee"




"Good job girl, I hope there's more videos like these coming out in the future" Alexis' response "Well I'm best friends with his sister so it's definitely possible if he doesn't learn to behave"




I was reading these comments resigning myself to the fact I'd have to walk on eggshells around Alexis as she was my sisters best friend and wouldn't be leaving the picture anytime soon.