Side Character
I arrived on set for my part in a new movie with Victoria Justice. I was thrilled to land the part as a throwaway side character, fitting the job application to description to perfection, as a 6 foot well built blonde male in my early 20s I was to play a cocky frat boy where the main character, played by Victoria Justice, would put me in my place. I wasn't told exactly how to prepare for the part as it wouldn't be too complex and I'd only be on screen for about 20 seconds but I was given an advance for 5000 dollars that would be my pay. Was quite a sweet deal and I needed the money as I was a couple months behind on rent.
I went to the dressing room and was given my outfit...
"So these are your shorts, we can tell that you're typically a large but we're giving you a medium to give you a bulge to really sell the hot sort of asshole frat boy vibe, these are your boxers as well..... make sure the "Calvin Klein" logo is visible above your shorts... and I'm assuming you brought your cup with you?" the costume manager explained very assertively though she had a slight smile at the last part.
"Alright understood.... though I wasn't told to bring a cup, didn't know I'd be needing one. What's it for?" I replied confused.
"I'm just the costume manager I have no idea what the scene will be about, shooting is starting in 10 minutes so be ready" she replied in a neutral tone before taking off.
I got dressed dismissing the cup confusion from my mind. I pulled up the Calvin Klein boxers up tight so that they were as high as they could go, my dick and balls nestled snugly and I put the shorts on so that the top of the shorts was where my balls hung producing an exaggerated bulge. I wasn't given a shirt so I just assumed I wouldn't be wearing one in the scene, which was fine with me, gave me a chance to show off my toned body to Victoria and the rest of the cast, who knows, maybe she'd want to fuck me in her dressing room after I thought jokingly to myself.
I walked back out to the set just in time as the director started informing everyone of the scene.
"YOU" she said loudly "You'll be standing on the other side of the door so that when Victoria arrives at the party you'll be blocking her pathway and you'll say "Who invited the slutty freshmen"..... Victoria will then kick you in the groin to which you'll fall to your knees and she'll put her hands on her hips victoriously with a stern look on her face and in a sassy tone say "None of your business numb nuts"
"Is everyone clear? Alright good! Let's get rolling then" the director continued to say
"Wait wait I'm not wearing a cup" I said hastily... but the director was walking away and didn't hear me, Victoria smiled a little bit, I could tell she had heard what I said.
It all happened so fast I didn't have time to make a further objection before the director yelled "ANDDDD ACTION"
I did my best to make this a quick and relatively painless experience, so I made sure not to mess up my line "Who invited the slutty freshmen" I said grinning in a cocky way with my legs slightly parted and my arms crossed blocking Victoria's entrance to the party.
Victoria's leg swung fast as lightning between my legs, her sneaker punting me in the balls square, I felt the toe of her sneaker hit my right nut the most. I fell to my knees with a wide open mouth and groaned, I cupped my balls and closed my eyes.
"None of your business....." but before Victoria could finish her line she started laughing.
"Alright we're gonna have to reshoot that scene, Victoria, remember you're supposed to be stern and be sassy with a bit of annoyance, not laughing......." the director explained "And you get back up, time is money and the scene is already ruined, no need to keep playing up the theatrics"
"but I'm not wearin----" I muttered before being interrupted "Do we have to find a replacement? I said get back to your position" the director barked.
I didn't want to upset the director further and lose this job, I already spent the money and paying them back would be a nightmare so I got back into my position.
"ANNNDDD ACTION"
I slightly spread my legs in a cocky manner once again and smirked "Who invited this slutty freshmen"
Victoria once again swung her leg out with a sickening thud, this time nailing my right nut completely crushing it against my pelvis. I dropped to my knees "Arrrghhhh fuckkk my nut" I groaned out and once again Victoria started laughing, this time even harder without even attempting to deliver her line. I grit my teeth annoyed, she knew I wasn't wearing a cup and was just enjoying giving my nuts a go and not holding back at all.
"Victoria, he's not actually getting hit in the nuts you know? He's just acting... Are you forgetting your line or are his theatrics actually just that amusing to you?" the director said lightheartedly trying to get at the heart of the matter.
"Actually he's not wearing a cup, he said so earlier, I've been kicking him right in the nuts" Victoria said covering her smile with her hand.
Some of the other girls on the set started giggling along.
"Why aren't you wearing a cup?" the director turned her attention to me
I was still holding my balls as I stood up making a pained face "I didn't know I'd need one for today, nobody told me"
"Well..... that's too bad but it costs a lot of money to get all these actors and tech staff in one place at a time so we're just gonna have to continue shooting until we get it right, there's no time to get you a cup" the director explained, causing more of the girls on set to quietly laugh and smirk at each other.
"Alright well, lets just hope we can get this done quickly then, I don't know how much more my balls can take. Victoria do you think you could kick a little less hard?" I replied cringing in pain still.
"No, sorry I can't do that... I won't let your mistakes compromise my acting performance and jeopardize my career, I have to make it look believable" Victoria responded with a big grin tilting her head in a mocking fashion.
I sighed, shook my head and resumed my spot on the other side of the door.
"TAKE 3" the director yelled.
"Who invited this slutty freshmen" This time Victoria kicked the hardest she had yet, probably because she knew she had an audience this time.
THUMP, a loud thud as her sneaker thumped my swelling balls again, and again I dropped to my knees and my eyes went crossed as my grit my teeth. "None of your business numbnuts" Victoria said delivering her line perfectly. I had a comical expression of pain on my face but I had some hope that at least now things would be over. That is until one annoying blonde girl playing one of the college students from the side yelled out "I doubt his nuts are numb after that kick" causing everyone to laugh except the director.
"That scene was perfect, you ruined the scene with your outburst" the director said annoyed.
I let out a guttural groan and pushed off the ground to help me stand up and get back to the front of the door for the next take.
Take 4 Victoria intentionally messed up her line
Take 5 Victoria's sister walked onto the set delivering Starbucks coffees and interrupted the scene at the very end.
I'd taken 5 full force kicks to the balls and I was ready to give up but I had come too far. It wasn't until take 8 that everything went smoothly and the director was finally satisfied with the scene.
"Great job everyone, the bloopers section of this movie might go viral by itself" the director joked.
My balls were bruised for a few days but the real humiliation didn't come until a year later when the movie came out and I saw the bloopers section was full of me getting kicked and it did in fact go viral. I had avoided telling any family about the movie out of embarrassment but my sister called me up.
"Hey I saw that movie you were in, great job, reminds me of times I've kicked you in the nads, your acting was great"
"It wasn't acting... I figured all the bloopers would have made that obvious, I didn't bring a cup that day" I replied annoyed
"Oh wow hahaha, I haven't had an opportunity to watch the bloopers yet" she replied.
A week later I saw she had posted on Facebook an edited clips of a compilation of my bloopers with the caption "Bro forgot his cup"..... several exes from my past who my sister had made friends with commented with 'LMAO" and other expressions of amusement.
In some more unhinged areas on Twitter I saw reactions to the video of women learning I wasn't wearing a cup in that scene with comments such as "I'm glad he wasn't wearing a cup, he played that asshole so well he must at least be somewhat of an asshole in real life"