Men's Issues

"So tonight on 'Men's Issues' we will be interviewing a man that says his girlfriend has been treating him badly the last few months. Kyle come on out and have a seat" the hostess exclaimed to the live audience.




Kyle, a tall man around 6 foot 2 came out from behind the studio and sat down on the soft couch next to the hostess. As Kyle looked out to the crowd he noticed the audience was evenly split between men and women, presumably some of the men had dragged their girlfriends to this event.




"So Kyle, as a man, tell us a little bit about the treatment from your girlfriend and how that's been effecting you" the hostess said leaning forward with a concerned look.




"Well she's been a real bitch lately, if I forget to take out the garbage or if I get home late from work and don't massage her feet she kicks or punches me in the balls. Just yesterday she kicked me in the nuts for messing up her morning coffee" Kyle said looking at the hostess who maintained her professional concerned look and then out to the crowd noticing many of the women were concealing a slight smirk.




A college guy in the audience leaned over to his girlfriend and whispered "I'm glad you know your place babe, I'd never put up with this shit"




The mans girlfriend reeled her arm back and hammer fisted his balls into the seat. "Mfmmmmmff" he groaned.




One woman sitting to the other side of him complained "Hey asshole would you keep it down we're trying to watch the show"




The guy quieted down at the woman's request as Kyle continued telling his story to the hostess of the show.




"Anyways I just think she should really learn to respect men more, maybe I should show her who's boss sometime"




"Well thank you for sharing Kyle, now I think it's time we got her side of the story. Welcome Daphne" the hostess replied




"What???? I didn't know she was gonna be here today" Kyle said clearly panicking.




Out walked Kyle's blonde bombshell of a girlfriend wearing a tight t-shirt that presented her perky tits while not covering her stomach at all.




A couple watching on their TVs at home was enjoying themselves up until the man said "Wow I can understand why he puts up with it, she's smoking hot"




The woman feeling angry and jealous gripped a hold of the mans balls and squeezed while twisting. "Are you saying I'm not hot enough for you to put up with that"




The man at a loss for breathe squeaked out "O-o-of course you are babe"




"Oh alright well I guess I'll be beating your balls more often from now on" the woman said still angry at his comment.




The man instantly knew he had fucked up and would be in for some pain the next few months.




Daphne joined the stage having heard everything Kyle had said. "So you think I just need to respect men more huh? You're gonna show me my place? Go stand facing the audience with your legs spread or we're done"




"Babe please, I'm sorry I didn't mean------"




Daphne cut him off "Did I stutter? Do it now"




Kyle nervously complied glancing at Daphne's footwear briefly noticing she had dawned her fuzzy pink boots which looked cute but were anything but harmless.




Kyle spread his legs looking out at all the eager women who knew they were in for a show, sparkling eyes grinning and invested in what was about to happen.




Daphne did a running start and punted Kyle as hard as she could in the balls from behind.




"ARGHHGHHHHHH" Kyle groaned dropping to his knees gritting his teeth making a face that expressed his agony while clutching his groin.




The men in the audience feeling empathetic Oooooed as the women burst out into fits of laughter.




One man remarked to his girlfriend "Damn she kicked them like she was kicking a football"




One woman shouted out "HE'S GONNA BE FEELING THAT FOR A COUPLE DAYS"




Another woman shouted "KICK HIM AGAIN GIRL MAKE HIM COUGH HIS BALLS UP"




Daphne responded to the woman saying "I will if he doesn't get over here and start massaging my feet immediately"




Daphne sat down in the only other spot as Kyle crawled over in fear for his nuts and started massaging her feet as the interview went on. Despite being a show about men's issues the interview continued with the hostess and Daphne discussing how Kyle could be a better boyfriend to avoid meeting Daphne's wrath.




Every time Kyle gave a wrong answer to their questioning Daphne would nudge Kyle's swollen testicles with her foot, lightly kicking them causing him to grunt, much to the amusement of the women watching in the audience and at home.