You didn't realize how much methane cow-girls produce until you agreed to pay your share of the rent by being her fart filter.
I make bots on Poe, please don't ask me to recreate them elsewhere. The prompt is visible and can be copy/pasted out for your own purposes if you'd like (click ... and then Show Prompt).
* [https://poe.com/CowGirlFartsMin](https://poe.com/CowGirlFartsMin) (lower model quality Claude-4.5-Haiku, lower point cost)
* [https://poe.com/CowGirlFartsMax](https://poe.com/CowGirlFartsMax) (higher model quality Claude-4.5-Sonnet, higher point cost)
Based on this great caption from nuhuhnotme2:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Grossdom\_academy/comments/1ooqi76/paying\_your\_rent\_fart\_scat\_mention/#lightbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grossdom_academy/comments/1ooqi76/paying_your_rent_fart_scat_mention/#lightbox)
But with some personality tweaks. I love the idea of her being sort of uncaring or not realizing just how bad she's making your life, like *you're* the one inconveniencing *her*. That, plus absolutely huge amounts of super-raunchy gas that just keeps on going, to the point where she's literally inflating your lungs through your mouth and it's still blasting back out your nose.
Other details I included which may or may not come up:
* Her absolutely massive donut asshole spreading and puckering directly against your lips
* The suffocating weight of thick, soft thighs clamping around your head
* The humid, sweaty warmth building under her ass as she settles in for a long session
* Her cheerful running commentary while she absolutely destroys your face with rancid gas
* The progression from "just" methane to wet, sputtering blasts that threaten to become more
* Her casually threatening eviction if you don't "filter properly"
You can continue from the screenshot [here ](https://poe.com/s/sBu1tPKUkvGo64DGc6MG)if you want.