My book is here!!!

Nobody believed me, they said it couldn't be done, they said you cannot publish an anthology about a bunch of furry males getting hurt in the stupid place, but I did it, and here I am withy very own copy to prove it. This book is going to go down in history as the single most influencial book ever to be published, right up there next to Shakespeare. I needed this book, as much as it needed me, this book is going to be what helps me gain social status and impress the ladies, no lady would even look at me before this book, but now they'll all look at me and go "Uh-huh" in a very impressed voice. Mark my words, I'm going places, and it's all thanks to a little book called "Ouch! Not There..." People will look back at this day and note it as one of history's most cannon event, even over the founding of America in 1776 and Bill and Ted's Most Excellent Concert. R-Gii Undecided is going to go down in history baby, and since I'm just rambling at this point, I'm just going to end it here. But to all you doubters, just remember, I did it!