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New Soccer Rules Part 1

"Mark did you hear about the new rules for soccer in colleges now, you're gonna be playing against the girls and there's a whole heap of new regulations to even the playing field, I read into it and I think you might want to rethink your scholarship" Mark's sister said over the phone chuckling.




"Brittany that's ridiculous, women cannot compete with men no matter what rules they change, I think you've been smoking too much weed again" Mark replied with a haughty tone.




"Okay be that way asshole but just remember girls can kick balls around just as good as guys can, probably even better, I'm pretty sure I taught you that myself" Brittany said with conviction before hanging up the phone.




Mark looked at his phone offended, confused and surprised by her comment and her abrupt termination of the call. He decided he needed to do some research into what the new rules were. Mark looked at the leagues website and came across a section that detailed exactly what he was looking for. No protective cups allowed for males? The women's teams would only be subject to foul calls if it was obvious there was intentional foul play? Any fouls by the guys team would result in a free kick to the groin from a girl on the women's team? "What sort of nonsense is this" Mark said out loud to himself.




Mark wanted to withdraw from the school immediately but his mother would kill him if he passed up this opportunity at a completely paid-for college degree and deep down he knew he needed the degree or he would end up in a shit job. He decided it couldn't be that bad... after all women kind of sucked at sports he thought, playing against them would be a piece of cake no matter what the rules were. Marks goal was to crush their spirit and teach them how stupid it was for them to even allow girls into the guys league.




Mark who stood at 6 foot 2 and attractive and impressive specimen was picked as his teams captain for his attitude and leadership skills as well as general skill in soccer. Today was practice, the girls team of his college would play against the guys team pre-league to prepare each other for playing against other schools.




The coach from the female team an attractive blonde lady in her 30s approached the men's team who were all hanging out talking to their coach. "I'm here to check your boys for illegal protective equipment" she said with a smirk on her face, happy to get her hands on some young men's packages.




"What are you talking about, they don't have any, they know the rules" the coach of the male team replied assertively and slightly annoyed.




"Excuse me but if you had read the handbook you'd know it's customary for the coach of the girls team to check before each game to ensure there's no funny business so tell your boys to line up" she replied with a calm yet confident tone.




The coach of the men's team rolled his eyes and signaled for his team to do as she requested which they complied with, lining all up in a row for their inspection.




She walked down the line feeling around each mans package smirking flirtatiously and giving their genitals a tight squeeze feeling around for any sign of protection. The occasional squeak came from some of the men who she handled a little roughly. Some of the men she was a little handsy with their cock and gave it a subtle stroke which they proudly enjoyed. Eventually she made her way to Mark. Mark had an impressive set of testicles that were quite a bit larger than average. She noticed this immediately given how pronounced his bulge was and when she grasped his testicles she could hardly fit her hand around them. Despite being impressed with his large set of danglers she knew she had to make things a little easier for the girls. She latched on to Mark's testicles with a death grip and squeezed them very hard maintaining her cocky smirk. "Mffmmmmmmm" Mark groaned quietly doing his best as team captain to not diminish team morale by over-reacting. She kept squeezing hard for about 30 seconds as Mark stood tall trying to maintain his composure before the coach for the men's team walked over.




"What do you think you're doing, surely it doesn't take this long to make sure he isn't wearing a cup" the coach for the men's team said angrily.




"Oh I'm not so sure, it feels like he's got some padding down here" the coach for the female team said with a smile.




Mark gritting his teeth under his lips hiding his pain and wanting it to end pulled forward on his shorts and boxers and said "Look and see for yourself"




The coach of the female team caught a full view of his naked package and was delighted. She let go as she realized she had lost plausible deniability and winked at Mark walking back to the girls team.




"I tenderized them a bit for you girls, especially the one on the end, he's got huge nuts, they're gonna be tough to crack"




The girls team laughed loudly and were proud of their coach for softening up some of the boys for them.




Mark felt a lingering dull ache in his testicles from the harsh treatment he received as the game started. The girls team was just full to the brim of beauties, but their eyes glinted with a look of determination.




For the first half hour of the game the girls were playing very aggressively rushing towards the member of the men's team who controlled the soccer ball and swinging fists into their vulnerable testicles. All of this went seemingly unnoticed by the female referee on duty. Despite some objections by the male coach the referee declared the fists to the balls as unintentional stating the guys were basically just walking into them on purpose to get a free foul.




One of Mark's good friends on the team, Kyle, had the ball and was dribbling it down the field when the opposing teams captain Emma a brunette with nice sized tits approached him head on and blatantly kneed him hard in the balls in a sort of head on collision with him sending them both tumbling to the ground. Kyle laid flat on his back sapped of all his strength and didn't have enough time to cradle his package and wheeze before Emma stood up stepping on his 9 inch cock which splayed out with her sharp cleats, she did a quarter turn effectively grinding his cock some more into the ground before stepping off and jovially returning to the game. Again, the referee declared it unintentional despite the fact that Emma knew exactly what she was doing. After a few minutes Kyle returned to the game with swollen testicles and a cock that was slightly bleeding from the surface scratches of Emma's cleats. He was essentially a useless player for a while as he limped down the field doing his best not to put strain on his nuts.




Andrew had already received around 4 punches to his nuts from earlier in the game but was persevering when Mia, a sexy Asian girl kicked him head on in the balls making it look like she just missed the soccer ball he was in control of dropping him to his hands and knees causing him to wheeze and groan. Andrew made a fatal mistake and left his groin unprotected dangling between his legs as Charlie a brunette with perfect skin and beautiful eyes ran up behind him and football punted him in the nuts with her cleats sending his face into the dirt.




"FOUL" the referee shouted. The girls team were all laughing their asses off with Charlie who yelled "Worth it".




Some of the other girls that passed by Andrew who was groaning feeling like he wanted to puke saying "FUCK MY BALLS ARGHHHHHHH" made comments of their own.




"Oooo I bet you're gonna be feeling that for a few days"




"Hahahhah I'm glad I don't have balls"




"Awww did she rattle your sack Hahahha"




Andrew was awarded a free kick at the girls team's net and limped over to the line. He didn't have the energy to make a good kick however and didn't wanna put any stress on his rapidly swelling testicles and just barely kicked the ball causing the girls team to laugh even more.




The game resumed and Andrew and Kyle were clearly playing extremely carefully avoiding the girls at all costs, they'd merely make a fake kick at them from 10 feet away and they'd run in the other direction.




Mark had been on the receiving end of about 6 punches to his nuts and one girl even fell gripping onto his balls yanking on them as she fell to the ground but his balls were large and resilient.




Halftime was called and the girls team and the guys team each huddled around in a group to discuss the strategies for the next play.




"ANDREW YOU NEED TO PLAY MORE AGGRESIVELY, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU LOSE THIS GAME FOR US" the coach of the male team barked.




Andrew nodded and cupped his nuts that had swelled to about twice the size as normal.




The coach on the girls team was building an actual intelligent strategy rather than just stating the obvious.




"Look girls we need more point blank kicks to their nads, make sure you get up close and personal and make them foul you and you'll get a free kick right where it hurts"




The game resumed and Andrew heeded his coaches suggestion playing much more aggressively ignoring the rattling in his balls that came with every step. He was playing almost too aggressively and ended up stepping on Charlies foot, the same foot that blasted his nuts earlier.




"Ah you fucking asshole, you broke my ankle" Charlie screamed her eyes flooding with tears.




'FOUL" the referee shouted loudly with passion.




The girls team all scowled at Andrew as he was forced to spread his legs and put his hands behind his back.




"I can't kick him, my ankle, I need an ambulance, Emma stand in for me" Charlie balled her eyes out saying.




Emma, the team captain was the strongest kicker on the team and approached Andrew who had a frightened look on his face. Andrew wanted to quit right there and leave school but he needed the scholarship badly. He followed protocol standing there with his legs spread and his arms behind his back.




"I wonder if this is what they call taking one for the team" Emma said before doing a running start and punting Andrew in the groin as hard as she could. All of her legs force went into crushing his left testicle up into his pelvis.




CRUNCH




The weakened walls of Andrews left testicle burst and he dropped to the ground puking everywhere.




An ambulance arrived shortly after and Andrew limped up to it hardly conscious but they told him they were here for Charlie. Charlie was taken to the hospital and the ambulance left. Another ambulance didn't arrive for another hour by which point the doctors declared they'd have to cut off Andrews left testicle as it could not be saved. "Sorry if you had come in sooner we would have been able to save it" the female doctor said with a veiled smirk on her face.




The rumor spread quite quickly that Andrew had lost a testicle after he confided in his sister about what happened. One day Charlie walked up to Andrew passing him in the college halls and laughed saying "Hey asshole I heard you lost your left nut, maybe in the future you'll be careful about playing rough with girls. To be honest my ankle didn't even hurt that much but fuck you" Charlies entourage laughed with her as they continued walking down the hall leaving Andrew with nothing but a view of their perfect asses strutting by and a sense of defeat. A sense of defeat that was only amplified by the fact that he had heard that when the practice game continued the girls had all baited Mark into situations that looked like fouls and 3 girls got a free kick to his oversized balls leaving him weakened and unable to win the game for them.