Unsuccessful experience on HUD
I became single last year so this year I've been getting back into the dating and hookup scene. I downloaded an app called HUD that I heard was good for hookups. I met up with a girl named Jenna. We agreed to meet up at coffee shop just to vet each other out first. We got to know each other and hit it off. When we got to talking about sex and our tastes she made a casual offhand remark about dick size:
"I'm not like a size queen or anything as long as your dick isnt super small, it's gonna be fine."
I was conflicted on if I should say anything. It seemed like she was ready to gloss over the topic but since I'm on the smaller side and have had women decline sex after seeing my dick, I figured I should ask her to clarify.
"What do you mean by super small?"
"Oh just like a lot smaller than the guys I usually sleep with."
I was somewhat hopeful by her use of the phrase 'a lot smaller' that I'd make the cut. But I didnt want to put her in a position where she has to back out in the bedroom.
"Can you give like, a measurement?" I ask, officially forcing the issue.
"Um I dont know I've never measured actually. Like I said it's not something I think a lot about."
"Oh ok"
There was an awkward silence for a few seconds before Jenna said
"Are you like, worried you wont be big enough?"
"I mean I'd just like you to know youre gonna be ok with whatever you get in the bedroom" a probably unsuccessful attempt by me to dodge the question.
"If you want me to check you can just send me a picture of it."
"Oh I dont really take pictures of my dick, just as a policy, sorry."
Another awkward silence for a few seconds. She looks around the coffee shop and leans in to me and says in a low voice.
"Ok why dont you show me in the bathroom? I'll go in first and lock the door. You wait three minutes and knock three times and I'll let you in"
I was caught off guard at the change in her demeanor. I nodded to let her know I knew the plan and she grabbed her purse and stood up and walked into one of the unisex bathrooms. I waited what felt like the longest three minutes of my life before walking to the bathroom. I immediately try the knob but it's locked. I remember i'm supposed to knock three times and then the knob turns and the door opens and I walk in.
Jenna closes and locks the door behind me immediately. She folds her arms and looks at me expectingly.
"Ok let's make this quick. Let's see what you got!"
With butterflies in my stomach I hastily unbuckle my belt. I can already feel myself at a full mast erection. I unbutton my jeans and pull them down to my ankles. Already pitching a tent, I pull down my boxers down to my knees as well. I lift up my shirt to give Jenna a clear view of my erect penis in its full glory. Her eyebrows jump up in response.
"Ohh okay. I see what you mean now..."
"What does that mean?"
"Like this would definitely be smaller than the guys I hook up with." She delivered a devasting remark point blank.
"Oh okay but it's still big enough to work with, right?"
Now obviously I have a SPH kink since I'm here. But when I'm trying to get with a woman, I put it on the shelf and try to do some good PR for my little guy.
"I mean it's only like half an inch below average I think?"
"Um, is it though? What's the average?" She doesnt wait for my response and instead pulls out her phone and searches online.
"5.8 inches long" Dammit, I couldve sworn it was like 5.2 inches.
"How long is yours?" I'm put on the spot, I dont want to lie and say it's bigger than it is, but the truth is that it seems to vary by as much as half an inch.
"Uh I dont know I dont really measure."
She starts digging through her purse
"One sec, I think I have a cloth measure in here." Crap. I was about to be exposed. She clearly didnt have a good frame of reference for what an inch is visually, but she was about to find out.
She pulls out the tape measure and then
gets down on her knees, ready to measure my modestly sized dick. She stretches out the measurer and says
"Looks like 4 inches long exactly"
"*Exactly*???" I say. I look down and while shes not pressing up against my pelvis bone, the measure does just barely nic the four inch mark.
"Yup, so almost two whole inches below the average."
"Maybe that's not right, because when my ex girlfriend measured it two years ago she said it was 4 and a half inches..."
She was still holding the tape measure next to my dick. She shrugged.
"I dont that's just what the tape measure says." I looked back down and she was right, there was no arguing with the tape measure.
"Maybe she was trying not to hurt your feelings. Or maybe it shrunk since then."
God I hoped not.
"Judging by this measure I'd say most of the hookups are slightly above average, like in the middle of the six inch range."
That hurt to hear. Her average hookup partner more than two inches longer than me. I tried to minimize the impact of this fact.
"Oh wow ok. So um, is this gonna be okay with you?"
She stood up and for some reason I kept my dick completely out.
"Ummm so the only problem is that I do kind of need a certain length just to feel everything and to enjoy myself. I realize what I said earlier but I didnt know at the time that you were so much smaller than the other guys I sleep up with and I think I'm kind of used to it at this point."
This hurt to hear, but I dont want to lress the issue and make her uncomfortable and I start to put my dick away. But she continues
"It's like I dont want to go through the whole trouble if I know I'm not gonna be able to have a good time because I'm not feeling anything like it isn't personal." She continued to pour it on.
"it's ok I understand."
"Thanks, it was nice meeting you though! I hope you can find someone youre compatible with. I'll head back to the table first, you should wait a minute or two."
We went our separate ways I paid for our coffee and then she left. She wasnt super mean about the whole thing but she did unmatch me on the app lol Good to be back in the hookup scene