What could have happened. Everything that led up to the kick is true. Unfortunately she never actually kicked me.

A few years ago I was dating an older woman named Dana (not her real name). She was 43 at the time and I was 24. We worked together at a restaurant. She worked the banquets and private parties and I mainly worked in the restaurant.

She was really hot. The first time I met her I started flirting a little bit and she did back. I knew she was older but I thought my she was about 10 years older, so about 34. I was shocked when I later found out she was 43. I did not care at all. It actually made it hotter. She was 5'3 120 lbs with dirty blond hair, a very pretty face, and great body. She was beautiful head to toe. Even her feet were beautiful. I think she gave me my slight foot fetish.

After flirting while they were setting up for their party they were working I decided to ask her out later that night when their party finished. It was about the same time I was closing. I felt like she was definitely interested but I did not think she would say yes due the age difference. She had asked my age so she knew the age difference where I did not at the time. I was wrong. She did say yes.

She invites me over her house. We hang out and have a few drinks. Nothing too crazy happened the first time. We made out a little but that was about the extent if I remember correctly. It is terrible I cannot full remember. Next time we hung out we slept together a few times and it became a casual thing. Eventually, we started dating.

Maybe the 7th date or so we were hanging out at her house watching a movie. She was looking extra good. Her hair was down wearing a tight tee shirt and tight jeans that made her ass and legs look amazing. She had my favorite look, the barefoot and jeans look. She had a dark brown pedicure with 2 anklets and a toe ring on her 2nd toe on her right foot.

She laid down on the couch to wear her legs and her feet really kind of in my lap. I got up to get beers and grabbed her foot with my thumb pushing into the sole of her foot like a massage. She said "oh god, that feels great." I took that as the hint to give her a great foot massage. She ended up telling me she had a foot fetish for her own feet and when we went out to dinner to a restaurant with table cloths she would do something that would feel really good to me with her feet. I had an idea what she meant but had never received a footjob.

During the movie there was a part where the woman in it kicked a guy in the nuts really hard. I cannot remember what movie it was. I made a comment about how that would hurt a bit. She laughs and says I think more than a bit based on the guys I have seen get kicked. I had to ask if she had ever kicked a guy. She said "well not kicked but kneed my ex husband once. It was not pretty, it was bad." I had to know the story. I was already so hard from her feet being in my lap from the foot massage.

She said he used be constantly verbally abusive and occasionally physically abusive. He never punched or but shoved a couple times and would get in her face and corner her in a room sometimes she said. She told me a little after it started her and a few of her girlfriends decided to take a self defense class.

I asked what type of stuff did she learn? Like what she would do in different situations. She said "guys are easy to beat". I asked "how so, we are much bigger and stronger. Is it because of our balls being sensitive." She laughed and said "yeah. Just one really good hard kick or knee right under them and you guys are down for good. Here let me show up some examples of what I learned of how I would kick a guy." I said "please don't really kick me too hard. I want to be able to have sex after the movie." She goes "don't worry, I am not going to kick you. I will stop right before I connect. I am not risking damaging anything down there." I have a pretty big penis and we had an unbelievable sex life.

She demonstrated so many different types and angles of kicks and knees. Some were positions I never thought you could kick a guy from and everytime her knee or foot would literally stop just before but would have hit right under the and connecting with the back of your scrotum driving the balls into my body. I could not believe how impeccable her accuracy was. I asked, "was this self defense class How to Perfectly Kick a Guy in the Balls 101." She laughed and said "The instructor was female and a vast majority of it involved hits to the balls, and we know it works very well."

A few months later our relationship was going pretty well but like any couple we had the occasional argument. We were hanging out a few days after having an argument but were getting along well that day. I apologized for being a bit of a dick the previous time hanging out. I said "I am glad you didn't just punt me in the nuts or grab me by the shoulders and drive your knee into them." She laughed and said "I would never. Like I said I am not risking injuring anything down there even if I may have wanted to give you a little kick to humble you a little bit when you get a little cocky."

I then said "it has been a while since I have gotten kicked but guys exaggerate how bad it is. I am sure I could take 1 hard kick from you and be ok. Of course it will hurt a bit but I wont be crying on the ground like the guys in the movies and you told me you have never actually kicked a guy in the balls in real life just kneed." She says "I kind of want to kick you now." Then I said "you make it seem like one of your light kicks will put me down and out for awhile. I would barely even feel a half strength one." I would take a 75% strength one and maybe I need a few seconds to recoop but it wont be anything serious." She says "Oh man. I want to kick you so frigging bad." I said 1 swift kick and just give me one of your awesome footjobs after to make them feel better."

She had given me my first mind blowing footjob a month or 2 before. I had had a few in high school that were pretty good but nothing like hers. She was and still gives the best one I have ever had and I have met a few foot models who gave great ones. To be honest, I would let her kick me 50 times just to get one of her footjobs. It may have been better than a majority of sex I have had and that is saying a lot.

So I say "lets see how bad this really is Miss Self Defense Class." I was waiting for her to kick after she lined up her kick a few times to make sure her aim was good as she brings her gorgeous toes right up under my nuts and starts massaging them which gave me a raging hard on leaving my balls wide open. She did it with the balls of her foot. I said "try it like this" and I grabbed her foot and brought the top of it under my nuts to where they went flat against my body and her instep. She asks "are you into this?" I was thinking Oh shit. She figured it out. I played it off and said "I just love your beautiful feet touching my dick and balls." She knew I liked it though. She was not dumb.

I was surprised she had not kicked yet. I cannot remember why but I looked to the left where the kitchen was. I am not sure if she waited for me to look away or it just timed out like that.

She starts her kicking motion I look back to see her knee in her tight jeans come up then her bare foot snap forward with the dark brown blur of her nail polish and then slap/Pahh sound like when you slap your leg when you have pants on. I had grey slacks on and it was definitely not my leg she hit. As per usual the top of her foot hit right under my nuts as perfectly as possible. Her little toes came up and under and cradled my nuts almost if they were resting on the top part of her foot right behind her toes until they felt like they went flat they got trapped between her foot and my body. She left her foot there for a few seconds while we both waited for the reaction.

She froze and had a startled look with a little sly smile as she felt how perfectly she kicked me. As us guys know, it takes a couple of seconds for the pain to start kicking in. I was frozen and did not feel anything at first. I am thinking I guess I was right, it really was not that bad. I cannot wait to bust her balls about her thinking us guys are SO weak because of our balls.

Karma is a bitch because just as I was thinking those arrogant thoughts, the initial wave hit. "My face made the classic O look but not much sound came out. I quietly said, "Oh shit. You got me good babe. That was a flawless kick. Oh god. My nuts. She drops her foot to the ground and says "I told you it was going to hurt babe. Just try to breathe. You will be ok in a little bit and just think about how good the footjob is gonna feel."

I heard her but I was starting to drift into my own world. The pain was increasing. My balls were throbbing and the pain was spreading into my stomach. My hands go to my balls, and I drop to my knees and look up at her. She is holding her hand over her mouth, laughing a little bit but trying hard not to and you can clearly see guilt and how bad she felt on her face. As she said later to me "I felt SO SO Bad for you. You looked up at me with this pleading look like wishing the pain would go away but you didnt even realize the pain has not even hit its apex yet. I wish I could take the pain away from you. Even though I wanted you to be a little humbled. I did not want it to hurt that bad."

I roll over on my side in almost the fetal position. I said, well whimper really "Babe, please please make it stop. The pain is ripping through my stomach and torso. I can feel it in my kidneys, chest, thighs, my whole body really. My heart is beating faster. I feel like my abs are convulsing." It was like I had no control over my body. I am one who never ever cries. I was not sobbing or really crying but some tears did stream down my cheeks a little. I tried to stop it but my body was not listening to me. I cannot believe this tiny woman with her tiny size 6 foot just completely shocked my system. The one good thing about being in the fetal position was few gorgeous feet. She felt even worse when she saw the tears. She bent over and started rubbing my back and trying to console me and constantly apologizing. I told her I asked you to do it. It was 100% my fault. I said "thank you for saying you would not do full strength. I think I would be in the hospital if that kick was full strength. You might have crushed them. This is, without a doubt, the worst pain of my life. It is unlike any other pain. It just takes over your body. It is like someone is grabbing and squeezing my intestines or something.

After about 15 minutes I was able to get up to the couch to sit down. She started using her feet to very gently massage my lap area with her feet. My nuts started to slowly but surely feel better even though I still had a slight ache the rest of the night and even the next day. After about 45 mins I felt ok enough that she could give me that footjob. I was surprised because this one felt even better than the first one she gave me, and I did not think that was even possible. I realized it feels better when your balls ache. It feels more extreme when you go from pain to a great feeling as opposed to feeling normal to a great feeling. I must have shot almost two feet in the air and shot a few more after. I felt like I was cumming for half an hour. It was not that long of course. It just felt like it was forever. Maybe just becasue it was top 5 for hardest I have ever came. I told her, "I think I might be starting to fall in love with you." as I laughed. She says "Oh thank god, me too. I thought you were going to hate me now for almost kicking your nuts into your throat." as she laughed. I said "I guess I do like it. Just next time we will definitely start much lighter.


Sorry about the length. I should have split it in 2 parts but I got in the zone and just kept going. Lol. All of it was true up until the kick. If I could go back in time I would have definitely pushed harder for her to kick me. I was too afraid of her figuring out my foot fetish and ballbusting fetish. I think she knew but she never had 100% confirmation.