All ballbusting scenes in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

**The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel** is an American comedy-drama (2017–2023) set in the late 1950s/early 1960s. It follows Miriam "Midge" Maisel, a New York housewife who discovers a knack for stand-up comedy after her life takes an unexpected turn, exploring her journey in a male-dominated field.

**FINAL BALLBUSTING SCORE: 3.0**

|Character|Actress|Episode|Time|Type|Score|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Midge Maisel|Rachel Brosnahan|S01E02|48:25|verbal joke|0.4|
|Susie Myerson|Alex Borstein|S01E04|42:55|verbal joke|0.2|
|Susie Myerson|Alex Borstein|S02E01|4:05|verbal joke|0.2|
|Midge Maisel|Rachel Brosnahan|S02E03|9:20|verbal joke|0.4|
|Susie Myerson|Alex Borstein|S02E08|37:15|verbal intent|0.4|
|Susie Myerson|Alex Borstein|S03E01|7:15|verbal threat|0.4|
|Midge Maisel|Rachel Brosnahan|S05E03|5:00|verbal warning|0.4|
|Susie Myerson|Alex Borstein|S05E07|53:25|verbal warning|0.4|
|Susie Myerson|Alex Borstein|S05E09|43:00|verbal joke|0.2|

**FULL DESCRIPTION OF EACH SCENE**

**Episode:** S01E02
**Timestamp:** 48:25
**Character:** Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan)
**Type:** verbal joke
**Score:** 0.4
**Description:** During her stand-up comedy routine, Midge says: “I'll admit, I would like to repeatedly kick every man here in the balls over the course of the next several hours. I won't, though. I'm still a lady. And a lady never kicks men repeatedly in the balls for longer than 20, 30 minutes tops”.

**Episode:** S01E04
**Timestamp:** 42:55
**Character:** Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
**Type:** verbal joke
**Score:** 0.2
**Description:** While arguing with a guy, Susie says: “You're so terrible... You really... You have no talent at all”. When he replies “I didn't ask for your opinion on my singing”, she responds: “Oh, you're a singer? See, I just thought you had your sack caught in your zipper”.

**Episode:** S02E01
**Timestamp:** 4:05
**Character:** Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
**Type:** verbal joke
**Score:** 0.2
**Description:** Susie calls Midge at her workplace and says during the conversation: “Hey, why does every girl there sound like a guy who's just been kicked in the nuts?”

**Episode:** S02E03
**Timestamp:** 9:20
**Character:** Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan)
**Type:** verbal joke
**Score:** 0.4
**Description:** During her stand-up comedy routine, Midge tells a story about her son being bullied where she told him: “Get in there. Use what you got. The greatest defense in the male armory: foots to nuts. Foots to nuts. Fight dirty, you little bastard”.

**Episode:** S02E08
**Timestamp:** 37:15
**Character:** Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
**Type:** verbal intent
**Score:** 0.4
**Description:** When Midge finds Susie locked in a room, Susie explains that a guy locked her in there and declares: “I'm gonna kick his nuts so hard they're gonna be popping out of his nose”.

**Episode:** S03E01
**Timestamp:** 7:15
**Character:** Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
**Type:** verbal threat
**Score:** 0.4
**Description:** While talking to Fred on the phone, Susie tells him: “Just read me some numbers before I use your nutsack as a speedbag”.

**Episode:** S05E03
**Timestamp:** 5:00
**Character:** Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan)
**Type:** verbal warning
**Score:** 0.4
**Description:** While talking to her son about his girlfriend, Midge warns him: “Be faithful to that one or she'll rip your nuts off and plant them next to the onions”.

**Episode:** S05E07
**Timestamp:** 53:25
**Character:** Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
**Type:** verbal warning
**Score:** 0.4
**Description:** While Midge and Susie are talking to a guy about Rose’s business, he calls it a ‘hobby’. Midge responds: “Don't you ever let Mama hear you call it that”, and Susie adds: “She will bite your nuts off and make them into earrings”.

**Episode:** S05E09
**Timestamp:** 43:00
**Character:** Susie Myerson (Alex Borstein)
**Type:** verbal joke
**Score:** 0.2
**Description:** Susie is angry at Mike. When he says “I can feel your eyes burning a hole through my head”, she replies: “You're lucky I'm not staring at your balls”.